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now all of China (the ATF) knows your here.

You just gave me a picture book of two dudes having sex.

"We white folk don't do this rucking, map reading, canoeing and hatching the dead anymore. Just like a drywall installing or cleaning hotel rooms. It's more of a job for a Mexican or Nicaraguan, Y'know?...

Security clearance? What are you talking about? They don't understand English. They can't read classified material, It's perfect; we just say 'Juan, este hombre matalo' we point the finger, and it's done! And for cheap too! Best outsourcing we've ever done!"

Indoctrinate your children at age-appropriate reading level, please.

Wypipo don season dey ass
 
As William Burroughs, known faggot, once said: "The best undercover identity for a government agent is homosexuality." Or something along those lines. I interpret that sentence a bit more literally: if you are gay, you are working for the government, even if you're not on the payroll. Yes, even any faggot Kiwis here reading this, YOU are a fed.
 
He needs to kill himself. But faster than he is already.

you look at someone this stupid having opinions resembling your own and wonder holy fuck am I this much of a retard myself?

Kiwi Farms is the most trans friendly place on the internet. Only here do we respect troons enough to be completely honest with them 😃

It's not gay if your balls don't touch one of you is wearing mascara

Thank you for blessing me, God. I will show my gratitude by putting Bibles in places where nobody will ever read them so that they can dry-rot and be gnawed upon by silverfish.

“ YOUR DAD IS SUCH A CREEP FOR NOT WANTING HIS 13 YO SON TO BE GROOMED OMG”

-Lilith, 33, 5000 hours on discord catboy coom server

only here on the kiwi farms are there actually people retarded enough to unironically defend the actions of jack scalfani.

I'm calling this an a-log gayop.

For some reason I kept thinking that's the name of the guy in the original Goatse image, but that's actually Kirk Johnson.

If someone told me he was caught molesting a pineapple, I really wouldn't be shocked.

So this one is sad, but also funny. A father is trying to get his trooned-out high school aged son brutally murdered by Muslims.

He sounds like one of those stereotypical art gallery snobs with a few extra chromosomes added for spice.

WOOOOO TARDFIGHT TARDFIGHT TARDFIGHT!

I'd love to know the context of this eunuch being naked in public.
 
For example, he’s single handedly the reason why the Covid vax thread is still going. He’s in there harvesting the negative energy and training his psychic powers so one day he can go all god mode and alter reality to make himself right about the vaccine being awesome, even while the mainstream media just doesn’t want to talk about it anymore.
In my eyes, a problem with loli art/hentai is the fact that they portrait the child as a willing participant and sometimes instigator of the sex.
They also enjoy it 99% of the time and when they don't they actually enjoy it still and go full ahego orgasm mode.
 
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At the start of the game you are made aware, that the developer team of the 2024 release is unrelated to the original developers from Cogware, however, they have tracked down 2 former employees to help them. Throughout the game, you discover that Cogware was a 3 man team: Connor (represented in the game as Chief Wulf), Liz (represented as Stumbler O'Hare) and Harry Waters (not confirmed if/who he's represented by). Throughout the Legacy edition you get confirmation that Harry Waters is a son of Broadside Entertainment employee (the big bad corpo that's making the "Starlings" aka. mascot zombies), who is responsible for signing off on the process of turning bodies into Starlings. Harry nepotism explains why a tiny, inexperienced studio got a job making a game for essentially the in-universe Disney equivalent. In the new game you can find a recording of Connor, talking about how he went to Broadside to show off their demo, however when he arrived back at the studio, he found out that the flash drives have been swapped, and instead of one with the game on it, he got one with all the Starling evidence on. Most recordings point to Harry swapping the flash drives, because he knew what was going on in Broadside from parents. That makes Connor increasingly paranoid, until an incident, in which Mark Collins (CEO of Broadside) tells Connor and rest of Cogware to fuck off, because the current state of the game is horrible (all the spooky shit Connor has been putting in). After that Connor goes apeshit, steals all the lended Broadside equipment, puts all the evidence in the game and (this might be the least beliveable part) selfpublishes the game in 1997. The game is taken off the shelves soon after.
In the true real ending (that takes almost way too long to get) you find out that Connor left all the evidence (aka. the spooks) to his son Patrick (first time he's mentioned) and then killed himself to take the heat off of former Cogware employees. The two former Cogware employees are widely believed to be Liz (she acts as one of the few helping hands in the game) and Patrick, Connor's son. As to the reason why they have new evidence and recordings, that happened after the original cancelation of the game, is because the Starlings record everything, and there is one ambiguous Starling called Studiogrounds Vandal, who seems to have the same hatred for Cogware and especially Mark, who seems to be helping them by providing the recordings. As to how he has all of the recordings even though he has not been there to record them, that's a whole another can of worms (basically shared memories). Nothing is really said about the new development team excluding the Cogware people, they are most likely not intended as a part of the story, with the important part being the Cogware employees.
 
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no, europe is not a lolcow.

From a newly locked PG thread on Europhiles and Anglophobes
 
Fifty-seven years in this business, you learn a few things. You know what words are funny and which words are not funny. Alka Seltzer is funny. You say 'Alka Seltzer' you get a laugh ... Words with 'k' in them are funny. Casey Stengel, that's a funny name. Robert Taylor is not funny. Cupcake is funny. Tomato is not funny. Cookie is funny. Cucumber is funny. Car keys. Cleveland... Cleveland is funny. Maryland is not funny. Then, there's chicken. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny. Cab is funny.
Pedophiles are queer. Deadbeat dads are queer. And all of them are revolutionary. Neat!
 
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International organizations should call governments to act in order to raise funds for predators like myself. I naturally have a larger amygdala compared to rest of the population. Me and other natural predators spend our lives masturbating 6-7 even 10 times a day on average instead of wrecking havoc on streets and rаping weak, fragile random women with our high T levels. That leads us to time management issues in today's modern society. Why should I, who was born with amgydalamegaly and natural high T levels, spend my life in my room gooning and sweating for the sake of other women and families for moral values? Governments should immediately start collaborating before we have had enough. We don't ask for much, $8-15/hr would be a great starter for common good.
 
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