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[Counterfeit Obol]

Fat fat fat fat fat
Fat fat fat, Fat fat, fat fat
Fat fat fat fat fat

Please keep the formatting on this one. It's a haiku.

 

[doodoocaca]

You should write whichever jailschool summer camp you broke out of a thank you note for taking the virginity you were unable to give away.

I have to assume that’s what happened, because otherwise there’s absolutely no excuse for your emotional investment and the effort you spend guntguarding the comments under your favorite topic.

You have tranny-tier obsession, like you expect to achieve climax if you say “torture” enough times, but my nigger in Christ, dramatic repetition doesn’t work well outside of poetry

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Well, I've done it again: my scrotum is bleeding.

Popeye is a proud trans woman.

I went to meet girl but I have breast like woman and I farted forever and she scream and runaway

 

[Tablet County]

As a black autist suicidepill parody artist

Not sure I've heard anyone call it "scrapping" since the "scrap like a man bitch" guy got turned into a James Brown impersonator.

I once saw a Jewess FtM. She was short, and her lard/zippertit surgery made her look like she was wearing a life jacket under her shirt.

She definitely cries herself to sleep.

Nanomaschinen, mein Sohn

It's a fucking spastica. LOL

I care not from whence the tism jisms, so long as it keeps on a-jism'ing

 

[Rembrandt]

He owns multiple monitors.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Try eating with cutlery and on an elevated-surface and you'll find yourself stepping in much less fried goat-pussy.

The real diversity was the shitposting I learned along the way.

Edit: I'm not saying we need to stop using metaphors.

To be fair, they only hated his penis.

I occasionally keep a set of screwdrivers in my bedside table but a entire hammer holding toolbox seems excessive.

Why do they always do sieg fails? You'd think they'd, I don't know... look up a reference picture or at least make sure the bits are going the right way? Maybe do a couple practice swastikas at home? Just so low effort.

So many kink shamers in here, ugh I’m gonna go beat up Ben Shapiro

Asserting that a violently insane criminal clown is transgender might not be the dunk you think it is.

I hate trannies, but I also hate copyright law. I don't know which side to take.

iirc Papa Doc and Baby Doc sorta had things semifunctional?
at least functional enough to run effective death squads
you gotta have some infrastructure for death squads

Jihad. Jihad on you. Jihad on you and your gay penis.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Tablet County In hindsight she probably had a chestbinder on. She was still obese.

 

[Tablet County]

How can we stop “mind-reading” technology from outing queer people against their will?

 

[skunt]

THIS HAS TO BE A FUCKING PRACTICAL JOKE

 

[PhoBingas]

Are my posts even real if I can't see the autism notifications?

 

[Tablet County]

I refuse to use any site feature other than the bell icon

>The easiest way to get out of paying this child support is to go to prison for murder or assault with grievous bodily harm.

I really do NOT want them to feel safe enough to jack off in public unironically

Keep in mind, Null being autistically stubborn is the reason this site is still online.

I think he's wrong, but this is entirely on brand.

 

[Pedophobe]

Right now in the US of A there isn't a law about calling someone fat and stating how you won't have sex with them with others and not including fat sexless person in the conversation.

Doing retarded things to fuck with retarded people who are creating retarded drama to cause you to do retarded things is retarded.

Running a web forum is not difficult, but it is grating on the mind as it exposes you daily to extreme human stupidity.

It is genuinely possible all of you are insane.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Noooo..... hundreds of stickers gone... like tears in the rain.

If you truly believe I'm a pedophile, bring your evidence to Null and let him decide (his site and all).

When the cock hits
your eye
like a big pizza pie
that's omori.

 

[Tablet County]

"Such a cute lil' thing :3, you mind if I include some toys?"
*pulls out a 9mm glock17 and magdumps you*

Yes I have made Extremely Racist Posts.

NO, STALKER FETUS. YOU WILL NOT HIDE THE SECRETS OF YOUR DNA FROM ME. ENJOY PRISON.

One of the perks of living in an ivory tower is looking down on all the crazy shit the peasants are doing outside.

If I can interface a USB vibrating catboy fleshlight to the Kiwi Farms can you set it up so it gives me electric shocks whenever people think I'm MATI and only lets me cum if I can get enough winners?

How many chicken tendies do i get for redeeming all my internet reaction good boy points?

When I joined in 1963 we had to manually type down "Autistic" and "Mad at the Internet" on Lee Harvey Oswald's Kiwi account

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being a child several years from now with, like, super ADHD, and not knowing whether it was from all of the Red 40, or from momdad’s Viagra breastmilk

The birth of Jesus, retard.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Kamen Rider Faiz

this is the part where you click "play ads for more rape tokens"

@Astro Loafo

She ll just run up to me then start slapping my ass none stop

 

[Tablet County]

> furry ERP DM chain
> sticker notifications removed
> scores hidden
> join dates hidden
> people STILL find time to complain about HHH

 

[skunt]

how do you do, fellow oldfags?

 

[Tablet County]

You look at a woman’s vagina and you either see the eye of Sauron or a pair of pastrami mudflaps.

Hi I'm Nikolas Talbott's penis and I've never seen the inside of a woman. In fact, I haven't seen a clean pair of underpants in over three weeks.

She's a woman torn between normie desires and a shitlord heart.

Null is like my albino child I gave birth to, but was scared of him so I left him in a cave to die miles away from the village.

all feedback is incorrect unless your feedback is that Null is sexy and handsome with extremely reasonable pizza consumption habits.

 

[Pedophobe]

THANKS HITLER

@Burd Turglar
I'm writing so many letters tonight with cut out magazine letters!