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[Seafarer]

My friend came over last weekend, started mixing zoloft with alcohol and put on hazbin hotel music.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Every single redditor is not only a cuck but also something even worse than a cuck.

It's like if an artist from WikiHow made a porn comic.

I also very much enjoy the final panel where it looks like he is drunk out of his mind and letting out a massive belch. Quite erotic!

change the voodoo doctor to black, become a pooner

I remember that song from the 90s.

Mmmpox dada Dada Dada mmmpox Duba Dada mmmpox... Yeah yeah yeah...

I don't know what seduction is, but you remind me of Ginger Rogers with your figure.

The dogs know. THE DOGS KNOW.

I have never participated in the lemmy site. That is not the real mellokind. There are and have been otthers who attempt to besmirch the good name of mello

>good name
>got banned from rdrama for sending girls videos of yourself jerking off

lol ok

apology for poor english

when were you when doge cry?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter in the upstairs when kiiwframs ring

‘doeg is bark’

‘no’

We’re all Josh Moon down here.

Stare into the Ahegao abyss long enough and it stares back at you...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS POST, PLEASE TELL ME

SOMEONE QUOTED MY POST ON THE RANDOM TEXT.TXT THREAD, WHATS WRONG WITH IT

My reasons for hating on darkies and faggots and abortions are entirely scientific.

You see, genital preference is transphobic and therefore I'm gonna need your bigoted ass to suck the girldick for a few hours to make up for it

if there is deaf incest porn, does that guy turn away when they're signing to each other

Why is he in a loona fursuit

Hatsune MeToo'd

Your moms asshole looks like a windsock now.

Yo this nigga name really GRINDR? That's hilarious

That's the femnigger, right?

Just want to point out that the signature on this Report of Death form looks like a euthanasia coaster fucking lmao.

I host a dedicated Minecraft server so I really can kill people in Minecraft.

Where would we be without the musical talents of legends like Tech N9e and Banda El Recordo de Don Cruz Lizarraga?

I'm not a babyfur and don't associate with babyfurs so that's not a valid possibility.

ALRIGHT THEN, HE'S A CHEESE LOVING BISEXUAL, HAPPY NOW?

I think your reaction score would not be Negative if you learned to use paragraphs. Grade 2 students know how to do that.

CWC is more emotionally resiliant than byuu was lmfao

my spergery will not be bound by such feeble things as "grammatical convention" and "readability"

RIP Ginder S. Toiletson.

cool story, however, Nokia 3310

You know what would make monkeypox disappear totally? Not having anonymous sex with random faggots for just two weeks.

i would suggest a little known alternative to Pray the Gay Away, Transfer the Gay Away. forget the foolish act of trying to get rid of your homosexuality. realize that sin is a zero-sum game and in order to get rid of your corruption you will need to transfer it to someone else

create a pentagram out of candles, pray to satan, and think real hard of who your gayness should be transferred to. perform this ritual and you will be cleansed

don't think of me when you perform the ritual, thanks in advance. and, don't try to transfer your gayness to someone who is already gay, lest you create a horrible double-gay monster that will bring ruin to the earth

if I catch you posting ifunny memes again im going to dump hollandaise sauce on your toes and lick them clean.

Jersh could have given that animes to me instead of wastefully throwing it out. Now I will have to rape him

Nigger you joined less than two weeks ago.

If you aren't extracting your own crude oil, and processing it into gasoline yourself, then you deserved to be raped by both ads and Turks.

 

[Tablet County]

@SSj_Ness (or should I say, "Semen Sandon Janderson")

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

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I will mark "DO NOTE REPLY".

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ah, simpler times when game protagonists were slimy men in white polyester suits or aspiring pirates, or incompetent space janitors, or a dog and a psychopath rabbit who freelance as police or college students who break into houses and travel through time.

Whether they needed to save bigfoot, fuck hookers, avoid being kissed by aliens, foil tentacles or dissolve pirates with rootbeer, it was always a jolly time.

 

[Blasterisk]

I can't speak too much since I'm American and we have every piece of food cooked in Ohio

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Never change. Except for the hooker killing. You should rethink that hobby.

Happy birthday, time to suck dick in traffic.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Of course Rick eats ass. He's a "waste no part of the negro" kind of guy.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

fr no cap
if I was presented with the severed head of a coalburner, I'd take it as an impromptu invitation to play some street footie
there's literally nobody more unsympathetic than coalburners, even pedos deserve better than them

 

[Chongqing]

Are you on some sort of medication?

Post in thread 'Virgo Rouge / Jamie Morse / Marissa Morris/Elienne/Marchant/Elene Nadieja / Rachzel Grezbian' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/virgo...-nadieja-rachzel-grezbian.27030/post-18108095

 

[Aunt Carol]

to be fair part of me did want me for him to be alive so i could call him a nigger.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Black Man Underwear you rape coward.

Double Nigger Score 100 points

 

[Tablet County]

the most fake sounding suicide of all time turned out to be real and it still isn't our fault.

 

[Skitarii]

Teacher was a nutbar, had us pontificating about the fucking Lorax

Hitler was very patriotic, and has never forgotten 9/11

Did he said oy vey very often and had a small hat with curly hair and biggest nose imaginable?

I'm not racist, my slaves are black.

I give black women a chance by chaining them to my radiator which I also painted black because I'm that progressive!

Next time I go to the hood grocery store I will look my cashier in the eye for once.

@draggs seems like he'd be fun to have around.

 

[Abella]

If I kill myself over this, I want everyone to know it was because Keffals and Liz Fong Jones personally bullied the shit out of me.


They are murderers and they murdered me.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Not even a little bit surprised she’s still alive, I am surprised that she’s gone full shroomhead, films interpretive dances while possessed by aliens and is now in a relationship with an alien shota.

Well that's mortifying. For some reason I remember him being in the penis costume for that

 

[Useful_Mistake]

but I ask again for everyone here to rethink their lives and stop being super stalkers of online people and mentally ill people

 

[Asian tech support]

You don't want to alienate the person bringing you your dog cock and vore fix.

 

[BirdUp]

seeing this faggot bitching and moaning about Ruben Sim is rotting my brain cell.

 

[Meat Target]

You have been instructed many thousands of times to put your Chinese cartoon pornography behind spoiler tags, as not doing so constitutes felony islamic content posting. Wait for the pink triangle, stalker.