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[Tablet County]

I maintain that Black Lives Matter would have been better received if they just named their organisation Fuck Cops.

I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER FUCKING U.S.A

 

[56 others]

Gonna be weird seeing pissed off black obese retards trying to pick a fight with the robot arms in the back doing fries.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always love the terribly acted videos of completely improbable scenarios that I have to watch then pass a quiz. It makes me more racist and sexist. The last one did have a funny jew joke said by some dyke though.

[Stereotype older white guy with a beard] "HEY LISA, LOOK AT ME, I AM INSIDER TRADING OUR COMPANY'S STOCK LOLOLOL SO ANYWAY A WOMAN A JEW AND A NIGGER WALK INTO A BAR..."

[Narrator] "What should Lisa do?"

It's called Mpox because monkey was racist.

But the M stands for monkey. This is some real N word logic (the N is for nigger).

Imagine if policy makers were forced to take a basic economics course before getting elected. Wouldn't that be nice. Have the country run by non-retards. A nigga can dream.

OEM women

The real Hitler was the friends we made along the way.

Let me dig up the ol' 'how to make crack on twitter' meme.

The same people who called you nazi are now supporting Azov, Hamas, and similar. It's been pretty funny to watch.

I've never felt more validated as a douchebag.

I believe all humans are assholes so I can see someone two thousands years ago mocking the new hip religion of Christianly with a shitty drawing.

I can't believe a child prefers poptarts and ice cream to asparagus. Must be a clinical impairment.

Jesus fuck did this turn into the British food thread?

I won't torture you with a sped rant about Lego colors that you don't care about.

I, for one, am interested in the LEGO sperg. What went wrong? And why did they put Bionicle down?

Sure they're stunning and brave but when I ask the lady at work to lend me breastmilk for my protein shake I get called into HR.

Come on now....we knew he couldn't count to three when his last trilogy ended at 1.

It's mind boggling, he spanked that lemon grass harder than an Asian father spanks his son in primary school for forgetting the Bessel Equations.

Pizza Hut lured me with the 2-for-1 deal and forced me to chow down two whole megaroni pies. I didn't consent to this gunt; the government should do something about it!

What the fuck?

Do I want to know?

>Facebooks-black-market-sperm-donation-industry


but seriously, how is this even a thing? like, if they're intentionally looking to become single mothers, what's stopping them from just booting up tinder and getting their free 'donation' from there?

Keep chasing that dragon, sweetie. The dysphoria will go away for sure, just one more surgery...

 

[frozen_runner]

didn't read but fuck trannies and fuck scotland

Who cares shitskin kys

I'm not calling them faggots and murderers because it makes me popular. I'm saying it because its true.

Everyone in that long-ass story needs to be taken out back and beaten.

Yeah, I'm not reading all that shit. I am just going to assume it's niggers and move on.

The goverment is a pimp that has failed to keep the hoes in line.

This is why people say it does not work.

I see nobody read the article sigh .

In Western societies which expect us to praise strong and independent sex workers with 100+ body counts before the age of 20, it is indeed REFRESHING to see a slut be beaten every once in a while instead of worshipped.

 

[Tablet County]

Is it still climate change if it's just political, or are fossil fuels committing honor killings now?

Name a more iconic duo than the schizocow and the sex offender registry.

Swarms of zombie encrusted cicadas coming to a town near you.

 

[Omori Boy]

Rozzy mentioned you in a post in the thread What KF user would you have sex with?.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

(From this schizo)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

pero el furro dice que lo subio a P*rnhub. Tremendo.

Who would have thought the demand for dragon cocks was so large that there would be corporate espionage cases.

Him masturbating till he has scabs all over his dick is just another sign of not having boundaries,

I didn't wanna say it because I don't want to get killed but... clone theory is out there.

The only time I had any form of *thing* in the change room was when I was in like 6th grade and was at some swim event with multiple schools and when we all were getting changed some kid probably named Davin or Broady or something like that tried to make fun of another kids penis size (The human penis shrinks when cold, so when you get out of a cold pool and its still wet its extra cold, ITS CALLED SHRINKAGE) and I called him a faggot for looking at peoples dicks then everyone raped him.

Buy a tranny a pass to Bronycon and you milk for a day. Buy a sexy goth boi an acre and you milk for a lifetime.

my impression of kiwifarms is that you guys mostly create archives of annoying people
and for my taste, that would be a waste of time

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Do you claim this charity on your tax return?

 

[BirdUp]

patryk was a fat autistic faggot with a Mentally retarded brain and a bit Deranged at time and he never learn from anything and always making an ass of himself.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[vomitusdeux]

Does the Autopsy report put the cause of death as Kiwifarms? If not, some may be seething.

Somehow, I don't think David will be coming out of his cookie jar any time soon.

Wow, how tragic. Play us off Chibi!

Mr. Ginder clearly didn't agree with this notion.

He was so dedicated to emulation he tried it with his gender identity. You have to respect that level of commitment.

Are you seriously comparing Ronnie Mcnutt who was a military veteran with severe PTSD to a fucking tranny who off 'ed himself over mean words on the internet? What is wrong with you?

Crazy how nintendo would drive someone to suicide. All those mario coins are clearly blood money.

Antihistamines kills another of our brave warriors.

#WhatDidHectorSay?

Null better watch out, he's been cursed by the werediapur fur, every full moon he'll turn into the baby bear from the charmin commercials and start shitting himself.

That shit's actually good tunes, even for ACKing troons.

Yeah man, when I see people on here call lolcows a dumb niggerfaggot, I can really feel the concern for the disenfranchised and disabled.

Suicide? A likely story. Already memory-holing what really happened to Byuu. Null subjected him to a one-man firing squad out back that fateful day Byuu got people to install Minecraft malware. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The next Kiwi Farms Merch Run needs to be wish.com Kiwi Farms cookie jar urns. Use it for snacks, mylittlepony cum vats or human ashes. Each one should say, "Byu?" on the back.

Instead of a useless community happenings thread, it should be turned into a community femboy appreciation thread instead.

My sincere condolences on the loss of your croissant.

"Kiwi Farms killed me" is the new "Jews did 9/11."

>Now let me tell you why we need communism

Oh GOD DAMN IT. Even beyond the grave the motherfucker robs me of any joy of a freak suicide

On the one hand, someone is dead and that's sad.

On the other hand, lmao what a faggot

Furries, Troons, weird emulator people. best to never associate with any of them if you have any form of autism or mental health issue.

I'm basically a forum celebrity at this point, baby.

The kill count is a nutsack viewed from the bottom?

Enjoy your AIDS, you literal dick sucker.

Would yew liek some mayo on dat donut, m’ladydick?

Why is some parts of the FOIA in fucking comic sans

What is up with you and sucking dicks? Do you just enjoy the taste of cum or some shit?

Of course I have no remorse or guilt over a criminal tranny faggot killing a criminal tranny faggot. Why would I? I'm not a criminal tranny faggot.

Now that's what I call a deadline.

Simohamed Benbattouche is an anagram for anaesthetic bummed hobo, an obvious reference to Byuu's lifestyle and final drug binge.

"my first fluid sim" cottage cheese bullshit.

Thank you for the information, dear furry porn pro.

Just yesterday I clicked on a video because someone keeps commissioning art of this random bald guy getting tubgirl'd and the weird static displacement effect made it look like the hot cocoa scene from Foodfight.

Lastly, no one in psychological distress should PM some stupid faggot with an anime/Jap crap PFP. See your primary care physician/general practitioner, and if (s)he deems it necessary, take their referral to a psychiatrist.

They kiss and ACK! together while holding hands.

#DeadLivesMatter

I would simply not move to a country where I don't speak the language, become a tranny furry and then hang myself

he just sat in his room talking to internet strangers who knew nothing about him while eating illegal estrogen tablets.

Null murdered a kid? Who?

Does this look like a 47 year old, asshole?!!

"Please clench twice onto verification buttplug to proceed with our feature presentation"

I'm not sure if you're a pedophile, but I do suggest strongly that you do a flip.

 

[CornBogFitz]

so null taking away reaction notifications wasnt enough. yall retards still out here farming points by simply quoting everyone. go back to reddit faggots

 

[Hooked on phobics]

go back to reddit faggots

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sometimes I imagine that Lou is doing these things specifically for us, his audience on KF. We get him. We see him, with all his quirks, falsehoods and flaws. In a world of 9 billion people, we see him. We acknowledge his existence. We get the joke. We are witnesses to his being, and we may be the only people outside of his family who will ever remember that he lived.

Logic has obviously left the building. Or maybe they sat on it.

 

[Tablet County]

im a gay nigger who sucks dick for cock

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@dramamine

that was a test, you go to nigger faggot hell now

@HahaYes

Noooooo stalker child, it is YOU who is going to nigger faggot hell. Enjoy

@dramamine

damn I’m too retarded to reply at this point I’m def going to ga back hell

@Molly Millions

The problem is that I would pass out after slipping a roofie into my own drink
I couldn't rape myself because I was asleep

 

[Aunt Carol]

"What is the best version of Windows?"
"Every since I got old and started gargling used panties I am drawn to Windows 11."

Please be kind to our time-traveling Kiwis. They're still getting used to women's suffrage, cars and the Great War having a part two.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Why I Sued Joshua Moon For Being Late And Gay: and How I Became Falsely Known as Autistic, Retarded and MATI

 

[Oliver Onions]

“I EVEN HAD A SMALL MUSTACHE!”

Chibi cosplayed Joker from Persona 5 when he was in Japan, and one time when his mom had her boyfriend over I think.