random_text.txt

[Aunt Carol]

SUCK THAT, ALLOPATHIC MEDICINE!

 

[barbie meat]

Like, I've had some ideas to make money (like, say, horse reiki) that I ultimately dismissed because I found them to be ethically dubious.

 

[Meat Target]

How does it feel knowing the only way a woman would touch you is with a taser?

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Would you accept love from a Jewish woman with big breasts? I think Jewish women are actually demons.

 

[Chongqing]

As for Mao, I just don't think he was competent.

 

[6thRanger]

On a spiritual level, I understand what Genghis Khan thought when he looked down on China.

 

[BirdUp]

So bas-so basically I'm massaging your right breast and and my left hand, and I got my right hand in your pussy givin' a few givin' you a few shocks.

 

[Harm]

Destiny has outgooned vaush intellectually...

 

[Gentlebastard]

please send help i have been laughing for 30 fucking minutes straight

You shouldn't need a license to get beaten to death.

Jokes on that judge then, they clearly aren't aware of my alliance with the arachnids from klendathu. They love dropping asteroids on people

If I say "I hope all of you niggers get rapped by @Null's wannabe furry dick", that's not a threat, just a statement of what I'd like to see happen.

Unless she goes the actual man way and blows her head off with a 12 gauge, I think she'll just resort to writing bad poetry on tumblr.

Maybe I'm the weird one, but a threesome or orgy seems like pain in the ass, potentially literally.

I take a fucking week off the thread to whack off in peace and return to find Tits Mcgee is slurping up fake quotes pinned by tumblr retards to dead authors

My icy heart is warmed by how many Kiwis have much cleaner minds than me.

Certified حَرَام (haram) even when the image is blurred: pooner is trying to cause her own anal prolapse for reasons that I can only assume boil down to a crippling porn addiction.

I dislike the majority of ducks, but it's hard to be mad at this particular species of duck.

Y'all be hating

I wish I lived in the world of delusion that this dumbass does.

I guess it's the polyamorists' job to make it depressing, and it's our job to make it funny. It's like a game.

imagine your mom one day telling you "hey son daughter, i want to introduce you to three strange men who have been running a train on me last night! now everybody shake hands and be friends!"

No child, I did not say I was in the navy. I said I love semen. Enjoy prison.

 

[Chongqing]

I think random.txt entries should be one per post.

The ones with 14 quotes just don't hit the same.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Reading this thread turned me into a homosexual. Thanks now I’m gay!

 

[Tablet County]

I think random.txt entries should be one per post.

The ones with 14 quotes just don't hit the same.

Your mom

JK if you read this - ditch these dumb TERFs. Come to Romania you anti-Semitic bimbo. I'll take care of you. All I want is some mansions and maybe a few Bentleys.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I Can't Goon without meth!

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Banning fags is fucking gay.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

That is why my aura is so strong. It comes from a place of sincerity that none of you would understand. You are all simply losers who are desperate to find people to feel superior too. That kind of an ego makes you all easy targets for machine elf rape.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I do not find those Australians sexual, but they aren't normal either.

 

[frozen_runner]

You must walk out of your mother's basement completely naked, painted in rainbow. Your dad will know.

Jenkem is a gateway drug.

I want something like a credit score for coochie where I can look up how haunted that womb is.

We need the resurrection of Terry.
Please ol‘ holy glownigger swatter.
Please let it rain superaids over their criminal disgusting heads and their loved ones.

When wrigglin’s in your soul you just gotta let it out.

Futa were always a big part of history so this makes senses

**gets all knowledge from hentai**

I dug through the trash only using my genitals and all I got was a stuffed dog

 

[DiggieSmalls]

So instead of a dark triad prince, you're saying I'm just a conceited asshole?

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Why am I quoted this is confusion, what is this thread

 

[Drip Torch]

Here lies Slav. He never scored.