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[ForTheHoard]

I have been getting tortured, bullied, and fucking victimized on this coin flip for days.

 

[stupid frog]

Yea, they are affectionate wee guys when you don't snatch and murder their babies and generally auschwitz their comrades

 

[AltisticRight]

The only reason a whale would want to communicate with Jackie is to call her fat.

 

[Murun Buchstansangur]

Sorry hun, but my days of cock sucking are over, I've been muffdiving for 4 years now, physical or cyber. Just ask 64% of the women on here, who's pussy I have digitally ate

 

[Aunt Carol]

I kind of want to defend hate filled mutants here.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

They have lots of dogs I wouldn't even think of instantly vaporizing with industrial lasers.

 

[Tablet County]

This paragraph gave me draconic AIDS.

Joke's on you we're on a hill, I'll roll down and bulldoze you with my

Wisconsin, where cars are feared and hunted for their meat.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

When a gay man wants to explore the universe, it is to masturbate to Scar from the Lion King on other planets.

 

[GunCar Gary]

MY BUTTHOLE HURTS JARED IT BURNSSSSSS U FUCKING TRICKED ME NO EMERGENCY FRATTINI

WHY DO CREATURES LIKE JARED EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK ABOUT JARED AND NOTHING BUT JARED!!!!

 

[Gog & Magog]

and when this resulted in his innards turning into some talmudic fecal hell he blamed the doctor instead of himself

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have yet to read any poetry published in the last 40 years that made me think anything other than “this person is a pretentious twat”.

the way i describe my sexuality is "slutty bisexual in theory, aromantic asexual" in practice"

hooking up with poly women is still an L but a massive improvement over hooking up with troons

I mean car exhaust is whatever - take it or leave it - but damn if you don't enjoy a nice sweet huff of good old TURBO DIESEL exhaust, have you even really lived?

I am a responsible white man and only fetishize Asian women when it’s for a funny joke. The lefties fear my prowess.

You can not compete with the racism of your average Amish person. There was this guy who worked in a trailer factory who bought cheap gummy candy for the White people because "Englishmen can't talk when they chew so they'll actually work."

Its his 7/11 paycheck and he can spend it on Tennessee Twinks if he wants to.

The honest journos all receive the Gary Webb award.

"Oi, you gots a loisence for that knoif?"
"No govna, this ain't no knoif, its a knoifless sticky wickit pickit."
"Is dat so? You gots a loisence for that cork screw on that pickit wickit!?"
Both men were later killed by Pakis that day.

Guess one upside of the dead arm is he can give himself The Stranger any time he wants.

Nothing like a stampede of cattle chasing you through a field to spice up your hike through the Lakes.

That being said, you'll take my 4-inch folding knife from my COLD DEAD HANDS. Or out of my bag at airport security after I forgot it was there. One or the other.

Wisconsin, where cars are feared and hunted for their meat.

 

[frozen_runner]

At least give em the poop map!

Not to be racist but I don't want a nigger in office.

Does ChatGPT still think the Queen is alive?

Diseases are caused by ghosts in the blood. They get in when you think evil thoughts.

Look just because a vaccine doesn't work and may kill you doesn't mean you shouldn't give all your money to Pfizer.

I gave you the Butthole Feels sticker.

I would like to file a Class Action lawsuit against all government officials on behalf of the entire population of the United States for talking out of their ass since the founding of the country.

 

[JethroTullamore]

God, you could suck a man off like he stores gold in his piss and still be less gay than what this thread has devolved into.

I just wanted to be a cute wolf on the internet looking at Warrior Cats fanart on DA (I didn't have a good relationship with my parents).

 

[Man In A Dress]

You gave me diarrhea, Jared! You gave me diarrhea!!!!

 

[Exister]

You are not a fucking person, you're like a cow, I can eat you, I can hang you up on a meat hook and disembowel you, and cook you on a barbecue and eat you without remorse

 

[Drip Torch]

Just ask 64% of the women on here, who's pussy I have digitally ate.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Trick, my body is a black trans dick delivery system, you're about to 'enjoy' all twenty inches o' dat REAL soon...

@Man at Arms calm down about your mother.

Uh, where is a woman supposed to jack off if not the ladies' room?

@Hitler isn't banned.

What is it with you Bryan and the subject of conversation always coming around to a need to suck dick? Not everyone feels that need Bry.

I love you guys but I'd rather be on a cattle car to Auschwitz than go to a kiwifarms event.

I see you're trying to get @wry wrangler to write an erotic adaptation of the bible.

Kiwi farms presents NIGGER EATING CORNSTARCH THE VIDEOGAME!

I could look at a million forearms/chests/abs/cocks and feel literally nothing

I leave for a few days and half the forum is going gay for an incel with more camera filters than a 38yo secretary on bumble...

Nah, nigger dick is a /pol/fag staple

I like having gay sex with women and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Woman's cunt, woman's ass, a rubber hole, man's ass, stinkditch, same difference.

I'm sad that Slutty Teenage Bounty Hunters didn't get a second season.
No, really, it was pretty fun.
Probably would have had a better chance if they kept the original name.

Flaccid penis size can vary wildly during the day

Naked people without heads look kinda similar.

You'd think with the advent of internet clussy

Why would I rape a bear? That's weird.

When you've lost Noodlefucker, you've lost the people.

I had okra recently. It didn't make me think about two dudes fucking each other in the asshole.

Some Thai are forced to use “Porn” in their English version because of this.

yeah, you and your orangutan gay sex fantasies again. we heard it all before..

I don't care if they sometimes fuck each other in the ass they're still more human that probably 50% of the global population.

I don't boil ant nests to imagine I'm a pooner shooting up an elementary school.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

You've heard of Apostlegate, but last night your dyke wife Nikki got Apostle Gaped.

That rabbit is one leather jacket away from being furry Styxhexenhammer

Why do they have such a Negroid infestation? Can we help them?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

He wasn’t randomly given an MRI that found an abnormally large paedo-lobe in his brain or something

not my heckin buttfuckarinos commit self unalive this instant

 

[cybertoaster]

There is however, a very lively field of subcultures. Those of pornography. Unbridled eros of #34, lolicon, shotacon, every cartoon/anime/vidya character fucked and defiled in every conceivable way, all THOSE subcultures are thriving and that's where zoomers are very creative. It's the most beautiful thing I ever witnessed. All the worthless trappings of religion, politics, morals and "decency" melted away into nothingness before the Truth, and The Truth is Fucking

On a lighter note - vtubers. Vtubing is a subculture. A very lively, thriving subculture with a lot of people from every background and age deeply invested in their oshis.