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[Xarpho's Return]

there's plenty of videos proving the train is the natural predator of the pajeet

 

[Pedophobe]

I hate this and I hate you for making me aware of it.

You can't discredit a video chronicling your easily verifiable lies by spreading easily verifiable lies.

Lots of you got the tism real bad.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

fuck, my 1000th post was about anime feet

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

And what kind of milk-fed gimp loser faggot dipshit fuckface anal rapist diddler cockslut skidmark on the underpants of God waste of atoms nigger homo sex pest Romanist kike prokaryote do you have to be to not show any interest in a subject which is directly pertinent to the website that you use and enjoy?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Autism in women is cute. Autism in men is off putting. Simple as.

 

[Poonocchio]

BossmanJack & Keffals 100k felt speed run challenge live on Kick when

(BMJ would still win)

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

You either die a coomer or live long enough to go MGTOW.

 

[Gog & Magog]

He's our leader - his dick doesn't need to work, he just needs to look respectable or we all look foolish.

 

[Drip Torch]

I'm just imagining this 400 pound man shitting out from the second story window.

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I click one random nonbinary dipshit, and there are dickpics. It's like playing Minesweeper.

 

[Drip Torch]

i only used discord back then for gay black porn memes (thugging)

 

[BrunoMattei]

"I hold the pink baby. I slice off those rosy cheeks because I am so thirsty." Lautreamont, Maldoror.

 

[barbie meat]

In Bible times you could trade foreskins for wives like homeless people trade recycling for cash.

I wonder what Saul wanted with them all though?
Maybe he was upholstering the worlds most revolting couch?

 

[Pedophobe]

How does someone that stupid even turn their computer on without electrocuting themselves or poking themselves in the eye with the mouse?

My insurance wont cover "interesting girls" anymore, specially not my car's.

I've catalogued the votes and have adjusted my opinions of the voters accordingly.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

That's "Stefanie" on the right, by the way. You might have figured that out from the "I'm going to Smilex Gas the Gotham Anniversary Parade" expression.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Every American has the God-given right to die of liver failure, and the homeless are no exception.

Yes to the ninja corgikin if they have a nice ass.

I don’t think I’m going to like Quentin Tarantino’s new movie.

Now it’s stealing sperm like a spiteful witch to create a homunculus or abducting a child like Rumplestiltskin.

That might explain alot, ordered a hooker, they sent a man, I tried to send it back and it ran over me. Still doesn't explain it kissing him before stabbing the fuck out of dude. Maybe we got it wrong, maybe it wanted to get with his girl so he killed the guy and planned to swoop in on the girl.

All the better to eat you with!

Name one straight British man.

Can moths eat all those people sooner please god

respect to the disgusting bug person who gestated this monster in their esophagus before it burst through their thorax and skittered onto our screens. I admire its purity.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

That's not how you do magic, that's how you get bird aids.

But it's risky due to eggs exploding raging hot egg juice in your face

 

[Pedophobe]

Take advantage of the fact that scientific journals don't have spoiler tags

 

[Rotollo 2]

Your faggy crush isn't above criticism homie

 

[Gentlebastard]

Pretty sure somewhere in Book IV of Churchill's five-volume book on WW2, he talks about how his vision for the future is drag queens twerking in the faces of little boys.

most of Katy Perry's lyrics were originally written by Harry Truman

"i thought porn was degenerate but i never thought it was so despicable as to be like K pop"

Fun fact: in the past, you used to have to pay to see freaks like this. Now they do it for free.

There are pretty good odds your corpse is getting fucked by a necrophile after you're dead. Remember that when you're contemplating your mortality.

I think this is a good reason to consider immediate cremation as your preferred method of body disposal.

I will not research how the breathing feature works to confirm this, but I assume its primary purpose is to make choking the sex doll more fun.

Remember kids, standards are literally genocide.

The Naruto run raid on Area 51 had a better plan than this.

"I'm not a faggot!" said the faggot.

she believes her followers largely only browse the Internet via mobile apps. Sounds pretty cursed. Or maybe I've just become a boomer...

TBH fuck people with pointlessly loud cars or motorcycles. Actual sub-humans

I can't feel bad for her. In fact, lol. Lmao even.

edit: My apologies. I have been spending too much time shitposting in off-topic chats. This was not meant to be taken seriously.

penis in butt sounds pretty homo tho, ngl

Tattling to teacher is the most powerful of all curses.

She was either molested or the most boring white girl from a rich family that paid her way of life with no hardship whatsoever and spent too much time on Tumblr
There is no middle line in this

Just wanted to go back and call attention to this. "You look like you got kicked out of a volleyball game for lewd comments" is actually a banger.

I choose to believe he was being serious. It's real in my mind.