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[Gentlebastard]

my cousin calls himself a cat dad

Your cousin is not into women.

For those who missed it, the man interviewed at the end of the video above claimed to get sexually aroused by washing chicken.

Awww shit man I forgot I voted for government-sanctioned rape. My bad.

"Maybe you guys could shoot some soldiers instead of civilian children."
"HELP HELP I'M BEING SHOAH'D!!"

I have often wondered if the real political divide is people with a healthy behavioural immune system vs the slaaneshi cultists without

Belgium.

It is a country famous for only two things - chocolate and paedophiles. And they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

I honestly don't care about the "supernatural" or "ghost" because I'm not retarded or a woman.

I'm neither of things well at least I'm not a woman

[Joel] Schumacher literally fucked 20,000 men and was still less faggy than modern filmmakers terrified of putting beautiful women in movies.

Is this death squad in the room with us?

Not all trans people are bad. Some are racist!

The fact he's literally making the Soyjak face isn't helping his cause, either.

The guy is so obese that he can no longer use any part of his body requiring more dexterity than a bowel

the level of white trash here is mind melting. I love it.

I love saying "Adirondack". Did you know it's one of the gayest-sounding words in the English language? It's my favorite.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

It was genuinely insufferable and I had to watch in double speed because I want to be accurate with my seething

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

It's because those retards got infected with their own bio-weapon. The USSR pushed this bullshit in US schools to try to break us. We broke the USSR instead and now the destabilizing ideas they planted are being returned to them. Reap what you sow.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I tried to tell him that it was the NSA that operated the Squirrelbots and that the cameras were actually hidden in the bushy tails so unless the tails were pointed at him he could relax, but I don't think I ever got through to him.
Some people you just can't reach.

 

[doodoocaca]

Kind of crazy how in 2024, being a "reactionary" just means you don't industrial-scale commodification of a woman's anus should be legal.

 

[Brain Power]

Did they really include both owners’ anime avatars with prison bars photoshopped over them in the seizure message? That can’t be real.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I dunno it’s hard to put a positive spin on someone wiping someone else’s ass on a livestream.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I genuinely cannot comprehend paying 5k for inbred dog cum.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"thanks for supporting my furry butt"

Men would rather take their chances with a Bear.

Whore does whore things, is treated like whore. I don't really know what she expected.

I thought trannies are supposed to be good with computer

> "the nigger on the cover"
> cover has a white woman in dim lighting
OP, are you retarded, or do you just leave your mom's basement so rarely that anything less than paper-white skin is basically a shitskin to you?

In her 20s Pam I'd make squirt like your mom last night, DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!!

De Masta regulata of dem hurt feelin's bin found — it in de brain stem mandem

You know who I trust with my brainstem? Pfizer and phriends!

im drinking on the troonshiiine, oh oh

Tell that nigger / wop / wetback / kike/ polock / zipperhead (or whatever the fuck it is) that I am a very hinged racist. Very hinged.

You're drinking the carcass of god.

I remember reading Hitler was evidently really big on animal welfare, like us, so I guess we may really be racists after all...

I’d rather be a racist than a zoosadist

Leave this debate up to the few troons that haven't listened to 500 hours of sissy hypno, because it shows in everything you write.

That’s what a glowie would want me a think until they hand an autist and MR-15 and send them to the nearest school.

Imagine posting your gross tranny moobs on a forum about laughing at retards on the internet just because a user known for having a scat fetish asked you to.

But I was told that the reason everything today has to be made for niggers and fags was because everything up until now was only made for straight white men and now it’s their turn? Which is it?

BURN IN HELL FAGGOT.

I don’t get why you all are throwing text walls at each other when the answer is clear as day. If niggas can get boners from corpses and blondes buying wonder bread, then I see no reason why dudes getting off from imagining themselves as women (and vice-versa) wouldn’t be a distinct fetish.

I have an opinion on a place I've never visited. Is Chris a Guatemalan?

*cuts self with razor while shaving balls* FUCKING MOIDS!!!!!

Can he just divorce Twilight Sparkle already?!

If I have to see another monocolor, unshaded anthropomorphic fat rabbit with a gunt and a swimsuit doing yet another standing pose with a blank background, I'm going to wrap myself in copper wire and dive into a power grid.

Hey ChatGPT, pretend to be an autistic Finnish woman who is dating Chris Chan and just found out that a forum of autistic people have been stalking her.

"scentally delicious and confident"

you already have pics of my face and follow me and christine everywhere and now you have my duolingo and socials so what more do you want from me??? are you trying to now kidnap me and rape me???? just take my fucking info off this cancerous page and stop obsessing over me you perverts!!!!

Here's a photo of him riding a dildo (not kidding)

He can afford all the plushies and mini thigh high socks but can’t afford some fuckin’ toothpaste.

Toothpaste won't save you from the Nick Bate ending when you're someone who literally eats shit.

So who here still has their e-sex virginity?

but I hope this furfag chokes to death on his dentures.

he hasn't done anything crazy besides injecting HRT from the dirty floor.

That thing looks like a pooner digimon.

the shoving the dildo into his asshole was the part the did it for me

There was donkey porn before I was born!? Holy shit, it really was over before it even started.

 

[hl2_linux]

How does a trans squirrel survive if they have no nutts?​

 

[doodoocaca]

I kinda ignored what was in front of my eyes during the first season, the small clips, like the little girl in bondage getting canned and the in the robot boy butthole detail, I even followed Tsukushi on Xitter! And then I watched season two.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

some other sperg declaring retard jihad on him via Instagram

all shipfags are also NTRcucks and all NTRcucks are subhumans who need to be beheaded

"ethical billionaires" are pretty much just limited to Gaben and his family at this point.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Around orcas never relax.

 

[Asian tech support]

You have a pic of a woman as your profile avatar. Eat some shotgun bullets pls.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

She looks like an advocate for sensible cannibalism due to the Wendigo Native American heritage.

 

[Unique User Name]

I've got an N count larger than some rural zipcodes so I feel empowered to tell you... yes. 5.5" is about normal.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Kind of crazy how in 2024, being a "reactionary" just means you don't industrial-scale commodification of a woman's anus should be legal

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Taking bets: who did he piss off badly enough? A major drug cartel? Mossad? Hillary Clinton?

 

[Haramburger]

kino coming from Dyn:

First they ignore Kiwi Farms.
Then they laugh at Kiwi Farms.
Then they fight Kiwi Farms.
Then Kiwi Farms wins.