random_text.txt

[JustSomeDong]

>He said Niggers like me are all violent criminals unable to take the high road, I just had to shoot him"

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Don't you see he had no choice but to have his dick flayed and stuffed into his taint?
It was the only sensible choice, everyone on Reddit and Discord said so!

Lord give me the confidence of a fatass barrel chested brick hon posting horror tier shit in a lesbian singles group

There’s a poetic irony in a straight man freaking out and screaming “I’M GAY!!” to combat a gay man hitting on him lol.

I misread "paleo-tranny" as "pedo-tranny" and thought, "Is there any other kind?

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone loves them some big titty dark elves and dusky-skinned catgirls.

Right?

Right?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

In 1590 English traders returned to the small Virginia settlement of Roanoke. Bearing cured meats and hand-crafted Adirondack chairs from the Old World, they hoped to build a thriving outpost of European Civilization in the New. But upon arrival the traders were greeted by an empty village. Where were the colonists with whom they’d broken bread mere months ago? Among the deserted village no signs of life could be found. Weeds grew in the rich soil of what were once farms. An empty Pringles can rattled as the wind blew it hither and yon across cobblestone paths. There was no sign save one: carved deeply into an ancient elm was a single word, written in no Christian tongue:

“YMUNKOKE.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kiwis come from disappointed idealism, not nihilism. The main thing about cows is they do it to themselves. We just observe nature’s innate rewards and punishments.

I think the worst behavior I've ever seen was from two lawyers getting divorced. They both turned into bitter, evil fucks who hated the entire world.

Isn't this, like, the natural state of lawyers?

Zero coincidence that the numbers designating Pantone colors are called PMS numbers.

I have to say, not a very diverse image here, they're all quite overweight.

One of the best things about modernity is that losers just identify themselves quite easily. They are proud of being inferior, so it really ends up saving my time

'Dr. Mengle was a Nazi butcher who performed experiments on living humans. He also went by Alice.' 'Omg how dare they deadname a brave transwoman?!'

Another reason why I'm happy I don't know how to masterbate

I thought that if you marry a fat woman they counted as multiple wives? They certainly eat like them

Also, fuck that cat., mewing at us. I hope they never get the laser!

I’m a trans vegan. I eat slabs of bleeding steak and identify as a vegan. That’s how it works, right?

If democracy is what led to troon shit in the first place then maybe it's not as good as we initially thought.

 

[figgernaggotte]

It's not gay at all as long as you're only doing it out of hatred for women. I hate women so goddamn much I could just suck a fat, juicy, throbbing cock.

 

[DumbDude43]

Every moment you spend thinking about Kat Dennings is a moment you're not thinking about something important, like Warhammer figurines or Hitler.

 

[Omori Boy]

Their gunts kiss and it's very cute.

 

[Law]

I got a better idea. If you are disappointed in the lack of quality shitposts, how about you make one? Make the thread a better place.

 

[figgernaggotte]

I don't know why it's some huge overreach to say that this retarded woman should not be peddled around and sold as product on the Internet. There are pictures of her that Riley sold on Fansly where you can see skid marks in her panties because she doesn't clean herself properly and doesn't notice even when doing nude photographs. That's the level of intellectual ability we're talking.

 

[Tablet County]

My bad. I confuse all manlets with Matthew Broderick who killed a mother and daughter in Ireland and got away with it in the 1990’s.

You had me very excited to learn a guy I hate is even more detestable.

[dumb post I can't delete]

I just realized Gideon’s beard is made of ears.

Dislikes: Sakura Haruno from Naruto and Hitler.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm not advocating for the judge to be raped, maimed, and killed in that order or differently...
...but I'd understand.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I think there was an assumption among parents, teachers and librarians that reading Harry Potter would be a gateway drug for reading books in general. Instead, it was a gateway drug for watching Harry Potter movies, consuming Harry Potter merch, visiting Harry Potter theme parks, and wanking to Harry Potter fanfic.

 

[AnOminous]

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Naruto and Hitler is now my favorite anime.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just a reminder that Germanoid albino forest niggers were living in mud huts and worshipping tree stumps when my people already ruled Europe and Asia from Korea to Hungary.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Female children are, in fact, children.

 

[Water 2.0]

Stolen from this image from the RPGNet thread

Spoiler: image

I woke up this morning planning to structurally analyze episodes of Master Ninja and The Incredible Hulk

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

This literally sounds like random.txt material lmao

My penis exists in my head.

I think about sexual fantasies, about how if my dick was real I'd fuck the girl I love in the ass.

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone.

 

[Tablet County]

You are a confirmed gypsy, shut the fuck up. My grandfather put your ancestors on a train to Auschwitz-Birkenau.

That is a very unusual boast.

F - friends who do stuff together
U - you and me
M - mexican slave laborers

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Abigail Shapiro in latex tying up her brother forcing him to worship her feet while electrified clamps DESTROY his balls and a cattle prod DESTROYS his prostate with FACTS and LOGIC

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I'm actually white

Gypsy is not white you nigger

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SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE VERSUS POPULUM SAAR!

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Why is there no Indian content sticker?