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When she walked it looked like a jello mold in an earthquake. It made noises.

I don't expect a man who whores out his wife and neglects his kids to make good decisions, but that fucking haircut man...

I think we need to crank the nigger-faggotry up from a 10 to a 20.

Extremely dark, eldritch forces not of this world are clearly at work here.
 
That's downright heroic but you're gonna get your car jacked cracka

This is so fucking unpleasant to read that I'm considering suing you for damages

My favorite Yokai is that giant fuck off skeleton that just appears and may or may not have a physical presence.

>tfw you're so repulsive that your neckbeard turns into an eldtritch abomination
 
I just wanted to jump in with the very important announcement that I, too, can hardly stand this shameless grifter.

*browses thread, stuffing nuggets* "Well I'M not like those other fats."

It's because he caught AAAAAIIIIIDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

they need an uncut fake dick because they are jewish lmao

Patience. His alcoholism and lust for girldick should have a payoff down the line.

This fat faggot is so damn close to unintentionally posting something like “your anime sucks. Cope and seethe” and doggam it I’m here for it.

a time-honoured ritual: the mega awkward raised fist salute to a death cult that would make mincemeat out of you on sight

If nobody will stick his dick in crazy, crazy will just have to stick a dick in itself

Update on the troon with two kids, the pissed off wife, and the schoolgirl dress-up fetish:

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of clinking glasses with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi Takeru in the champagne room of the BK lounge. Enjoy your single patty, pleb.

> 16 copes/hr at this rate
Is this the start of his new catchphrase?

The left one is what would normally be called rose in a facsimile, but the right one is closer to the color of a regular ass rose
I've been on the internet too long, I immediately thought of Goatse... granted the color is still relevant.

what no 3-2-1 backup plan does to a mother fucker

You will never be a real woman, you will never have female eye cones, you will never see the female range of colour etc etc.

It's wild how "I am a woman because I have a crippling porn addiction" is considered a progressive statement in 2024 but "I am a woman because I am female" is considered a hate crime.
 
Of course after Hitler ascends to hyperborea

“Baking cookies is a Nazi dogwhistle”

trying to out poo the loo could result in disaster in the form of a vindaloop

In his defense I heard he cucks a mean plate of SpaghettiO's

Nick isn't have a midlife crisis because he is middle-aged, he is having a wholelife crisis because he has been a narcissist his entire life.

I'm fairly certain he was deemed legally "too fat to father"

You know, you hear about people throwing poop in jail, but I’ve never actually seen the type of person who does it.

I wonder if he had a "relationship with God" while he was literally flinging shit at the prison guards.
 
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