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If the US economy were a basketball star it'd be Kobe Bryant because he's fucking dead.

THE DAY OF THE STAIRS GROWS CLOSER.

BMI should just be replaced with a BMJ score that tracks how much you gamble and how up fat you are, DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE

A "Flu like virus?" Oh great. So I guess this means that cocaine is now airborne and communicable. Thanks for the gain of function, Rekieta! #CokeFlu #InfluencerInfluenza #blamethekids
 
how does a blind person even become a pedophile??? like they dont even know what a kid looks like, how do they want to fuck them????? im sorry if my question doesnt make sense, but i'm actually baffled. do they just wanna rape anything with a high pitched voice?
i'm pretty sure this has to be satire right?

Due to the seriousness of the thread, I feel like the funny lines just hit funnier.
 
Is there a specialized slur for these ones? Like bulbhead for the Sooomalis?

I'm here to learn.

Holy mother fucking Jesus tapdancing Christ. Can we please close the Internet for today?

I like how it's supposed to be four different emotions/reactions, but they all have that dead stare.

I like the bit complaining about how call-outs are “weaponized to get rid of those who are undesirable in the community.” Like, yes, why is that a problem? If you’re undesirable in the community, you should fuck off, no one’s obliged to be your friend.

>Be American
>Move to Europe
>Find out it isn't gay luxury space communism like Reddit said
>Get raped by immigrants of peace

I'm not saying she's wrong, but damn, she's mean. And that's straight from KF.

Seriously. What is the point of just letting someone talk to you like that? Just be a normal man and have a woman tie you up and sit on your face or something. People are weird.

I hate this so much, I'm going to show it to my brothers after work. I'll report back with their reactions.

I'm starting to feel like you two would get along in a weird "frenemies" type of way

Maybe I'm a retard, but Macgruber makes me giggle like a special needs kid with his hand down his pants.

When you're in a subway carriage you're stuck there with the freaks. When you're in a car, you don't have to sit next to the guy stroking his schmeat.

Unless you're in my car.

I'm just curious about a property tour.
"Okay, so it's three bedrooms, two baths, one mass grave, 250 Alpaca ghosts, unknown numbers of sentient carpet stains, and if you see someone staring through the windows, that's just Earl."

Can you imagine how hard the porn producers laugh, when they meet in the synagogue every Saturday to compare notes?

He's so utterly pig-retarded he actually believes he's being persecuted by someone named Bobby Gayporn.

As insufferable as he is, I must give him a modicum of respect for his unwavering dedication to being an obese drunk. You can't have curves like his without unyielding consistency.

Strangely the wholesomeness of a place is correlated with how often people say faggot and nigger. All of those "safe spaces" are full of predditors and drama fags.

Someone prove me wrong on this. Play devil's advocate if you want. I want to be proven wrong

Jannies! JANNIES! SHUT. IT. DOWN.
 
How the fuck is this even a question? It’s Patrick Tomlinson.

I don’t care if Keffels is Bankai, Supersaiyan, tard raged, and bloodlusted, one “Stalker Child” and the fight is over

The show is retarded but it's actually genius but it's actually retarded but it's actually genius, but it's actually retarded but it's actually genius but it's actually retarded.

Good God almighty, am I the only one who sustained rib damage from seeing Judge Holden talk about assaulting someone in the crapper? That's a Blood Meridian reference, Dan.

Imagine being so unpopular that the closest you’ll ever get to human companionship is paying to spend two minutes hanging out with someone who can’t physically run away.

"you know what, fuck this cuck, he's getting Gumped."

Are you into hairy male dwarfs? Because that's the only character with cleavage...
 
I was saving up my notifications until I got to 500 but then they completely stalled out. Now its never gonna happen. The dream is dead.

"I Have No Privacy and I Must Fap".

The entire internet will be an exercise of raging against the reddit jannies that put you here.
Forever.

I'm also literally never going to stop laughing at a bunch of man haters who dunk on nerdy men and sling "incel" kissing up to Null. On Kiwi Farms.
 
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