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[eatler]

The road to Hell is paved with cheap, corrugated plastic declarations of unwarranted self importance.

Why pay for cockfights when you can watch stupid animals fight for free on kiwifarms threads.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

fuck this gay earth

 

[Chinwaa]

there’s so much more genital inflation shit on there now.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

My nigga you are not the Joker, you're the Joker's dad if anything.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

He was doxxed through his chess.com account.

Like if videodrome was broadcasted by retarded inbred Ukrainians.

The best preserved nugget of drama surrounding this is a 55 post comment section from a defunct second life fansite discussing it.

“Snapshot, 3 years old: I'm sitting at the kitchen table eating vanilla ice cream. Today or very recently, in some academic fashion, I have learned about the rudimentary design and function of the human penis. I can't stop pondering the image I have of it, pink and round like some strange cheese, leaking big fantasy tadpoles. It attracts me and disturbs me. My ice cream is melting in the heat of a New Orleans summer afternoon. I imagine sperm swimming in it and push the bowl away half- finished. But after a few minutes, I cautiously start eating again.

Given Source Filmmaker's extensive use in porn, and this guy's autistically specialized in FNAF animations, I 100% expect he's made porn. Probably on a different account though, since this account's gimmick is larping as JFK.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Ah... so this the whole 'money is the root of all evil' thing, huh?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm just lazy and disillusioned. I'm pretty confident that I'm not gay.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Joel's daughter died now Kratos can't do a double jump.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I consider myself racist but that is the kind of racism i am just not on board with.

 

[Syzyg]

if kept as sex slaves, they wouldn't be disgruntled.

 

[Seafarer]

 

[The Feline Solution]

I blame women and their dumb vapid bullshit and not being direct as the reason I got raped by a faggot laotian troon

 

[Harm]

lolcows ride and die

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

everyone north of bulgaria is a faggot

This sounds like exactly the sort of thing you'd see on a Gas Station pickle.

For Christ's sake Barry, you're 47, put some trousers on.

It's not illegal to teach in elementary school drunk, but it's illegal for me to get taught in elementary school drunk? That's just not American

as an autist with too much time on my hands, I generally watch music videos for their historical accuracy

Just because they aren't masturbating in front of you, or others, doesn't mean they don't do it.

Complete nonsense, but now I feel represented, so that's good.

Weet ik.
Ik sneed mijn penis af. Wat nou?

When my wife asks me, "What are you thinking about?" and I say, "computer stuff," I'm actually thinking of shit like this I read on the Farms.

First they came for the pigeons

Flightless endemic virgin vs. rootless cosmopolitan Chad.

The Japanese are so fucking weird. Still, no little cartoon boys buttfucking each other or squid doing improbable things with their tentacles to milfs/little girls/Kurt Eichenwald, so that's good.

 

[Pedophobe]

Who would have thought a bunch of TERFs kicked off places like Reddit and Tumblr crashing into a male dominated chan-adjacent chudspace could be so legitimately wholesome.

While there are many criticisms that can be leveled at DeviantArt, in this particular case DeviantArt is not the problem.

go on the internet, find a toaster fucker community, become a toaster fucker

Lesson learned. Never sleep. Only lurk.

 

[Harm]

The term narcissist is thrown around way too much, but he presents as a classic narcissist

 

[Gentlebastard]

Keep your kids off the fucking Internet. No, they cant have a phone. Just fucking say no. It’s not that hard. “Sorry, we don’t know the long term effects of this, Its not safe”. That’s it. Conversation is over.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these retards.

So if a troll sends you shit, you'll post it on your own timeline like an utter sped? That'll discourage them!

He just likes making it out of dead niggers. We all have to have hobbies, you know.

Damn, I was looking for more of these videos.

I can't stop watching them, its like watching someone play with an electrical socket.

Medicalized diss tracks for your academic assassination needs.

Their niggerchlorians are also off the charts

I wish everyone involved a very lengthy legal bill. Fuck 'em.

No you don't get it. If you watch this 5 hour video by a smug prick you will understand that everything is actually just gangstalker code for "kill all Jews" and that you should cut off all your friends who may potentially be conservative adjacent. That should deradicalize you.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

You gotta pay extra to be molested by tranny bunny "girls"

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gentle, English cricket on the village green, the thwack of leather on willow, the clink of ice in the gin and tonic, and a nice break for lunch. Yes, I declare cricket month.

 

[DumbDude43]

dating has fallen, billions must buy bad dragon.