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[The Un-Clit]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CATS AND MUFFIN, DYKE

 

[glass_houses]

Last time I tried to keep a Sicilian he just kept drinking all my wine and ordering pizzas.

I ended up just having to flush him down the toilet.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I would really love a more active space to talk about Grandma Gregory and her spanking industrial complex.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Faggot

 

[Snusmumriken]

I don't give a fuck about the tranny, but how you gonna "dead name" Oklahoma? Lmao.

We are really stretching the meaning of 'never' in 'the thing that never happens' now, aren't we

Days since The Thing That Never Happens Last Happened: 0

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Nnngnngnhgghgh

You think you hate troons enough but you don't.

When decapitating someone with a chainsaw, remember to always wear your protective chaps and never cut with the tip of the blade. Safety is priority #1 when mutilating a corpse.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

He has however successfully transitioned into Tiny Tim, so there is something to celebrate.

New mukbang genre: one piece of lettuce and a sip of water, consumed over the course of two hours

god forbid a man has a hobby

I try not to make it my personality, I just collect these types of t shirts.
Fatty has to cover Xer self with a tent to go outside. We are not the same

Who comes first? The Grim reaper or Norwood reaper?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Maybe people should...stay with me here...not put things in their ass.

Insane guys make up a script in their head and then there is nothing you can tell them, because they react to the script, not to you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This might surprise you, but it was the raper doing the raping.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yeah, that's what we need. A panic attack in cosplay.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Why the fuck would anyone do that? That's like building a Titanic II.

 

[Poonocchio]

"FIVE OR SIX INCHES ISNT ENOUGH!!! I NEED THE BIGGEST EIGHT INCH NIGGER COCKS SHOVED ALLL THE WAY IN!!!”

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE KITTY CAT, YOU HOMO FAGGOT ARTHURIAN DILDO-KING

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can never get enough of super specific brands of autism like this. Like the Wonder Bread guy. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Noooooo don't kill yourself, there is still Avengers: Secret Wars and chopping your dick off to live for !!!

Are you suggesting I'm not actually a dead Italian poet?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Its high time you she-tards learn proper suicide and boundaries

 

[The Un-Clit]

And your whore lesbian (still curious and looking!) Al-qaeda wives with UK/Canada citizenship or papers are necessary for your mancaves and beer filled testicles that are always supposed to resemble the unborn daughter child you wish you could talk to like you talked to/typed to me

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This is the kind of high quality thread I've come to expect from Kiwi Farms.

Thanks, retards! Really got a philosophical workout here.

I would do anything for this to be a question at the next Republican primary debate

Ethical...ethical. What IS ethical anymore these days? When did fucking pussy became gay?

Doggo doesn't want to obey a bottom bitch.

Granted, this is latam in the 00s, even the faggots were homophobic.

In summary, this nigga gay and I feel betrayed.

The Protestant Reformation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Moths have always been a part of trans culture, silly!

That haircut he obviously decided to get because of anime brainrot is so unflattering on his rodent British male skull.

I'll gladly accept that Aussies aren't human.

A live example of a pedo's IQ being directly proportional to their age of attraction.

Is your penis too low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow . . .

You will never be a real troon. You have no penis, you have no anime avatar, you have no Blahaj. You are a heterosexual female twisted by photo filters and hidden dildos into a crude mockery of corrupt medical science's imperfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, internet users comment on your suspiciously small jaw. Your parents are confused and bewildered, your “friends” ask themselves why you pose for photos as if to hide broad shoulders you do not possess.

Chasers are repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of porn consumption have allowed chasers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even women who appear “masculine” look uncanny and unnatural to a chaser. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk chaser as a paypig, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your normal, healthy vagina.

You will never be suicidal. You wrench out some fake dysphoria every single morning and tell yourself it’s not going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the normality creeping up like a weed, ready to crush your fraud under its unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll throw out your programmer socks, clean your room, and stop calling yourself Lilith. Your parents will find you, confused but relieved that they no longer have to watch you applying eyeshadow to your jaw to imitate beard growth. You will get a normal job and go on with your life, and everyone you meet for the rest of your existence will know that you were born a healthy female. Your body will continue to produce cells with XX chromosomes, and all that will remain of your trickery is a Twitter account that is still getting enraged quote tweets from seething moids.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

1-800-report-a-brown

"You will never be a real troon. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a heterosexual woman twisted by greed and money into a crude mockery of porn addict's creation".

Nothing better than a hooker with IBS.

Please help me unsee the half erect penis of this strong independent woman.

God damn I hate you so much you fucking bitch, here’s $60.

Killing people is a very male thing to do

"Chin up, Ritchie! The 34th revision surgery is going to put the hamburger back into a cow!"

Enjoy prison, shooter-child

i hope his manifesto is a tiktok

Looks like the only thing glowing this time was his mom's meth lab.

No! This is not how the heckin' wholesome boys in my yaoi speak.

Some fucked up fungus that rots away your ass cheeks?

"Aw, honey, that's called 'being a late bloomer.' You been reading a lot of the yaois with your friends?"

I had no idea it was possible to fuck the nigger into a Brit.

"eww it's all mucusy."
"Does she have to look at me?"
"Definitely need more cocaine "
"Pretend she's a tranny"
"Put on these cat ears"

All fun and games decrying the european christian space imperialists until they drop a colony cylinder on you. Hail Zeon.

Out of respect I will abstain from racial sluts for a whole month.

Despite what Americans for some reason think, Spaniards are indeed white.

Men used to build empires, discover new countries, climb mountains and conquer terrains of science and mathematics.
Now they wank into dirty, thieved dresses, staring at their own distorted reflections in the blue light of devices designed to suck away their lives in coombrained increments.

I don't give a fuck about the tranny, but how you gonna "dead name" Oklahoma? Lmao.

His body was simply possessed by an ancient Cherokee warrior spirit that made him wig out, kill old people with a chainsaw, and rape a child.

There's something deeply surreal about an academic type talking about yaoi as if it's Shakespeare.

 

[Str8Bustah]

The arch has fallen...BILLIONS must fry!

 

[Drip Torch]

The face a bunny sees before being lowered into a pot of boiling water.

 

[Bookwork]

"I'm not impressed with your billions that you generate in the collective of mental pygmies of monkeys eating bananas."

- Virgo Rouge (Marissa Morris) here while filming herself in the mirror of a New Jersey campground's bath house

 

[Laburnum]

It's really not complicated to understand that there is no "yes or no" answer to whether or not people condone sexual acts between humans and animals.