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[Pedophobe]

That is just sad and hilarious

sorry not sorry but y'all are trolling the wrong person, have been severely brainwashed and I hope my proof helps you realize that .

Chris-chan is long gone, only Christ Chad remains.

The civil rights movement leaders would've called you faggots too.

what the fuck has to happen to you in your life for you to see something like the blue stuffed rabbit from CoD zombies and think "man, i want to fuck this, but only if its fat as fuck".

 

[Axiom.]

we don't get to live in those oh ever so dreadful barbaric times of slavery cuz dummy Abe Lincoln had to get rid of it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Fat fetish fruit farm forum? That's a new one. Is he kink shaming Null?

GEEZ LOIS, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME QUAGMIRE TOOK US TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ISLAND

 

[DickMain]

Since when are you a mind reader, Awex? And how are your finals going?

"Got several ideas on how to take down Kiwifarms after I'm done with finals. Stay tuned."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Apparently men that look that gruff and masculine age into Mall Santas.

 

[stupid frog]

Eddie Izzard lookin rough these days

ETA: I was just kidding earlier, holy fuck that's actually Eddie Izzard.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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Determined not to become couch potato, she turned to pole dancing.

 

[GaryGray]

This is from Fishtank S3 day 30 when Alex Stein came on pretending to be Alex Diamond a media executive while talking to Burt (Black Ripped Urban Trainer) in the confessional.

They are going to follow you because you have been jacking your dick and they love that and we need to keep doing that as much as possible.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF

 

[Gentlebastard]

This nigger is the most niggardly, niggerish, niggerlicious nigger ever to nig. Nigger.

I just want everyone to know I hated Neil deGrasse Tyson before it was cool.

This looks like one of those scam ad images you see on 5th tier journo sites that try to rob your nana of her retirement money by claiming she has 10lbs of toxic shit stuck in her colon and trying to sell her concentrated elephant bull testosterone as a cure.

I guess they didn't get the memo that the meme or sarcasm has to have like, a kernel of truth

God damn. I didn't know that, but somehow I just knew it, you know?

Why do I need to know this upon glancing at the hamplanet? Why does the hamplanet need to think I know this? I could live a thousand years and die happy without knowing who the hamplanet is or is not fucking.

Why do you keep a hierarchy of fursona acceptability and why are birds at the bottom of it?

This shit is legitimately beyond parody a few years ago that label would have been a shitpost

 

[Stan]

I think this is what baby crazy looks like fam, I'm projecting onto an elephant.

 

[Meat Target]

However, you have a custom that I release one prisoner for you at the Passover; therefore do you wish that I release for you the King of the Balldos?” So they shouted again, saying, “Not this Man, but Ethan Ralph.”

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Billy Bong | 22:34:32
I can't believe we don't have whale sperm farms yet. Like WTF progress?

 

[BirdUp]

Let the troons leave our hobby. The based retards have won in the end.

 

[DickMain]

as well as... bowling ball foot fetish porn. What the fuck even?

They forgot the safe word "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I've read some pretty dense shit in my day. Thucydides, Derrida, Chris-Chan.

 

[skunt]

You seem autistic and sheltered. This world is not kind to sheltered autists. I would pray for you but you already live a cursed existence as a self admitted ugly fag, and I don't think that whatever higher power that exists has looked kindly upon you.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If a Hangook breaks out the goddamn picked spinach in a sealed vacuum environment with infinity recycled air I’m killing my self and then everyone else in the ISS

 

[Dr. Butt]

How the hell did we get to this point?
Post Modernism? Queer Theory? Communism?
JEWS?

And now everyone at the pet store has COVID.

 

[bango skank]

Kids need to learn how to fuck eventually. Stop white knighting them weirdo