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[DickMain]

It’s always faggot hour on the Kiwi Farms

 

[BirdUp]

Her hentai has the same energy as Wikihow drawings.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Parents have enough shit to be worrying about, pedophile fart fetish goonclowns don't need to be added to the list.

Good work on the OP, I really didn't need to see that Pikapenis though

I bet Walt Disney jerked it to Minnie Mouse at least once.

Armenians/Azeris are criminally underrated as lolcows these days.

If you do wage war against the Brazilian govt, please post videos.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Autism and retardation are not skills

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Every time. Every fucking time there's a spoiler, I just never learn. God damn it.

 

[frozen_runner]

Anyone remember that time you could type stuff like "Ooga booga nigga swooga" into Google Translate and pass it off as Somalian? Edit: Still works. Ooga booga translate to "And praise him".

Trannies can't learn FORTRAN despite the name.

I'd love to be proven wrong but I simply can't trust any Canadians to not beutter faggots.

a few Sieg Heils won't make a sperg into chad thundercock.

Can't stop thinking about that sideways vagina.

The greatest rift in the West is between the kids who watched/read LOTR and became Christians with guns, and the ones who watched Harry Potter and became pansexual Wiccans.

I would ask why we can't have nice stories here, but then I remember when someone posted about penguin populations going up at the Maryland Zoo and the thread devolved into sperging about incels.

Jessica Boyle doesnt have autism. She has a demon possessing her that happens to be called autism

It's kinda nice to know there's a place to go if I ever needed to be raped.

Baths are for women and faggots. A man's bath would be 4ft deep, 3ft wide and 8ft long.
The only time I want to sit still in tit-high water in the L position, is shortly before I introduced a toaster.

If I make the ai say nigger repeatedly will the UK police baton the fuck out of the software engineers who made it?

Mimosa fueled nigger voodoo has no power over a circle of protection cast from a real Wyoming goth wand.

She's basically the Hasan Piker of porn.

Humanity doesn't end with a bang but with a shitpost, I can feel it

You either live long enough to find /pol/, or you die a faggot.

London River is 39, childless, and sucks cock for a living. I think it's best we don't listen to her.

Guys, you have it wrong - they're not killing themselves because Trump won, they're killing themselves because election sounds a lot like erection, and they miss being able to have one.

For heaven's sake, let the man claim his tits.

The rope is your friend.

Every day I thank God I'm not Brazilian.

This is a good start, but I still want India glassed.

Everytime my mom goes to Germany, I worry about her not being racist.

Man, this guy used to be a baby. And now he's doing this. This makes me sad.

I personally suspect a sheboon caused this.

 

[Law]

He's just orangutanmaxxing at this point.

 

[Would]

Familial love can be queer if porn and anime has taught us anything.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"...So, anyway, she raped that poor girl with her penis, and that's why she isn't allowed near the child's play area any more."

Anal Secrets was one of my favorite X-Files episodes

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual.

Call me Puritan Hitler but I do think that the things people jack off to are indicative of their character. If you're jacking off to rape, incest and pedo """roleplay""", I think you should face the wall.

The more damning information you reveal about yourself here the more interesting you become, and you're browsing quite literally the worst possible site to become a person of interest.

Why the hell did you come to the farms? What are you doing here, man?

Looks like someone made a Thanksgiving version of goatse.

>do survey at moscow state university ca 1955
>wow, almost all of them are proud supporters of stalin! soviet communism is the future, all the smart people agree!

The dude in the green legit looks like he works in the torture chamber of a local evil baron's castle, heating up the clamps.

 

[Marc]

Ok but why does jr sound like Mickey mouse crawled up his ass and bit him in the balls?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I'm sorry guys I can't hold it in any longer Tulsi Gabbard is so hot.

He has been photographed as every ethnicity imaginable. He is a one man Village People.

We already established I get to be JD Vance when I'm not larping as gene stealer.

Meanwhile the hohol is being assraped in Kursk while the salient is crumbling. Anyway you’re a big fat crying fag.

i had a mini stroke reading this like 18 times.

 

[polyester]

[Defendants affirmatively allege that Patrick was unreasonably loud, boisterous, appeared to be intoxicated]

Or white serial killers, a type of nigger.

 

[DickMain]

Oh no, not the Monday cumdump party

Feature request: Microsoft Negrotech George Droid Negroid as a playable race

But he does send death threats to so many meteorologists, like he did with everyone else opposing him.

What is the local cheese selection situation, if you don't mind me asking?

Ok but I'm not going to read any of that unless you tell me how it's going to help me sell more burgers

Aww sweet, a schizo thread!

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Asians are racist enough to understand the difference between westerner and gentleman of afroamerican descent.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

You guys can try to degrade his art until it becomes so bad it could be put in a museum. But that's only because you don't appreciate his talents. You plebians don't understand because you imposters are not worthy of its beauty. You guys simply fail to see the erotic gay sex, the edgy furfag humor, or the high quality style only the finest of homosexuals could create. Mmmmm, yes what what. You imbeciles are just simply the wrong quotient of intelligence to truly understand. Tata.

 

[Markass the Worst]

When you call yourself a "shitposter", what you're really saying is that you're a despicable person who harms people because you're insecure about who you are and the fact that you contribute nothing of value to the world.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/daniel-micay-strcat-strncat-thestinger-grapheneos.165912/post-19955831

 

[Hitman One]

"i dont know whats going on and i refuse to read further. fuck joe biden and niggers"

 

[Oliver Onions]

If he tries to do his own electric this thread is going to go inactive very quickly.

 

[scathefire]

Trail of tears. Hah, More like the trail of queers.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

hurt myself in my ass hoel@! hurt hurt HURT! MMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!