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[Dr. Butt]

i can’t even fathom what porn has done to the human race

 

[Spud]

I can get destroyed with a group of gays

 

[Aunt Carol]

(I was curious about this phenomenon, and both reasons given are even stupider than I thought)

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

[snip of text from an image of a seething tranny] YOU PIECES OF SHIT ARE GOING IN THE CHUD PIT BECAUSE YOU LIKED KIWIFARMS NAZIS HARASSING ME AND DARVOING ABOUT THEIR TRANSPHOBIA. FOLLLOW YOUR LEADER, HITLERITES

 

[Thé au lait]

The difference between me and people like here that sperg out for endless hours about one obsessive subject is that I would put these people into psychiatric wards and medicate them away from society as paraphiliacs, which they are.

It's so over. Man this is so fucking sad, man. Fuck my life dude. I'm done, you guys have a great night. I fucking hate my life man. I'm gonna fuck a dude.

mahogeny sun gods can sun god their way over to my plantation and PICK THE FUCKING COTTON YOU STUPID NIGGER

 

[Gentlebastard]

He refuses to listen to a kiddy fiddler in a mitre, but he thoroughly listens to kiddy fiddlers in dresses.

This is why South Park stopped being funny. We're living in a never-ending episode of it.

Classic schoolkids pranking the uptight teacher!

Some salt in the coffee, a tack on the chair, getting them beheaded by Islamic terrorists

Reminds me of my youth

“Tyrese. Let me axe Ya’all a question. You got three apples and this nigga who wants to suck your weiner but he looks like a girl. He wants 2 1/5 of those apples. What is that in decimal of that and how is this nigga a beautiful lady that you should let skeet in your ass?”

I suspect he's an elderly, obese man that likes to project his odd sexual fetishes onto others during Internet arguments.

Guess what? IT WAS AUSTRALIAN SHITPOSTING!

Now when Grandpa drank, he'd use the nigger word and call my 8-year-old cousin a faggot to his face. Man was a legend.

I've read thousands upon thousands of books, watched hundreds of films, been a patron of live theater and orchestra and opera for nearly thirty years, and one day I sincerely hope that I can stop lying about having watched Babylon 5.

Think of this as the pareto distribution of fat faggots.

We should legally be allowed to hunt fat people for their blubber

Fucking of course it was Kellogg. It's always fucking Kellogg. You can't discuss jack shit in American History without John Harvey fucking Kellogg coming up somewhere.

 

[supremeautismo]

MY MIND IS UNRAVELLING AND I FEEL DETACHED FROM REALITY IN A VORTEX OF REPEATING HAPPENINGS

 

[stupid frog]

Have Ralph attend as Tiny Tim. But instead of 'God bless us, everyone' it's GOD BLESS THE GOAALLLL

 

[BirdUp]

see, its like a cows. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

HE IS NOT SHITTING OUT OF SPITE!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why not just make a casserole like a normal person who can't cook?

 

[Pedophobe]

Why do you keep a hierarchy of fursona acceptability and why are birds at the bottom of it?

Surprise surprise. The discord mods are drunk on power again.

What a vortex of autism and degeneracy.

And as you can tell from this description, there's a lot of mentally stunted people who never matured pass their adolescence.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I feel like I'd have less problems with lolis if there wasn't so many people responding to them with "I WANT TO FUCK THEM SO GODDAMN BAD IT FUCKING HURTS"

She might be retarded, but she's still the best girl, and you should pet her.

You got reindeer feces in your stocking?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Perhaps the exact moment when his brain totally breaks can be pinpointed?

Does his birth certificate have a timestamp?

Excellent, glad to hear he's still suffering the consequences of his own actions and decisions. Long may it continue, as this man is the poster boy of 'fuck around and find out'

 

[Thé au lait]

I know you said it's masturbatory but this feels perfect for the random text

I smash box, you don't even KNOW

https://rumble.com/v5uatxn-mad-at-the-internet-november-29th-2024.html

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

Fucking of course it was Kellogg. It's always fucking Kellogg. You can't discuss jack shit in American History without John Harvey fucking Kellogg coming up somewhere.

 

[Axiom.]

"I SMASH BOX, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW" - Null, Mad At The Internet, November 29th, 2024.

 

[PhoBingas]

You can't fool me, Robert Griffin III. I know that's just you in drag and where you've been since retirement now.

Couldn't hack it in the NFL so you decided to go dominate some poor women in soccer to make yourself feel better, huh? Sad, Robert. Sad.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

There is nothing sexual about constipation and you are the degenerate to assume so.

Anyways, the wizard and his sentient dildo are off to find some magical prunes.

I have never been so excited in my entire fox life.

Out of character: are you guys there too? Is one of you Dildo Faggins?

That's not sweat, it's piss and ale.

Are we talking girls with dicks or real women with boobs?

 

[Bloitzhole]

pornography goes hand in hand with masturbation (pun intended) and masturbation is in fact sex with demonic entities