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[Aunt Carol]

a chance to possibly grow bald cypress, goldenrod, meadowbeauty, bee blossom, mouse-eared coreopsis, sourwood, sneezeweed, indian grass, southern catalpa, and/or buttonbush for free? sign me up, faggot.

There is nothing in the Bible that says you are forgiven because you are retarded.

 

[barbie meat]

You’re gonna suck whatever I pull from this TomboyX Non-Binary Loincloth for Mascs with Built-in Menstrual Cup

 

[BirdUp]

Titties are awesome and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A side-effect of approaching cows directly so you can get upvotes on the Farms is having people find out that you are or at least were a practicing attorney in Ohio and you love fat chicks. You should have stayed on Reddit.
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we love compiling info on gross gun-trannies don't we folks?

The fact that a place like ResetEra even exists blows my mind. Imagine going to Reddit and thinking "Man this place needs MORE rules and moderation!" like how far gone you would have to be to think that.

Lazerpig, if you're reading this I want you to know that you and NAFO have become so boring and predictable that you can't even inspire tank autists to debate anymore, and we are now reduced to talking about MtG decks to keep the thread alive.

Why do you keep a hierarchy of fursona acceptability and why are birds at the bottom of it?

Are we still arguing about transtesticles?

laaaast christmas, I gave you my sneed, the very next day I got your poz seed.

My expectations for these guys are so low that I'm slightly shocked to realise that they have their own sex toys and not communally shared ones. "Finished with the green dilator, Kev? I'd swear I've lost an inch waiting for you."

Who the hell is Antisemite Santa?

 

[Cnidarian]

So what the fuck do you have to be doing where Rush Limbaugh as judge of Naked Court is your temptation/torment?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"The Devil Sneeds Pizza"

I’ve been skeeting my way into many different circles.

 

[DickMain]

I managed to get this far in the thread without seeing Tiny's penis and just going off of descriptions but now you forced me to see it and I am not happy.

Absolutely fucking haram.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

I'm voting for Destiny as our LOTY because we need a cow who sucks cock and drinks cum and gets fucked in the ass by cocks

It feels good knowing my cock is bigger than his.

I thank you for posting these and I want to strangle you for not putting them under spoilers.

I did not watch a black man jerk off for 34 days for it to end like this.

You're the exact reason we can't have anything nice. You're a faggot.

its a gay thread

Genuinely surprised these leaks didn't contain anything with him crossdressing.

Just admit you are mad at the internet and fuck off back to Netflix.

WHY DOES HIS DICK LOOK LIKE THAT AND WHY DOES HE HAVE TO MOAN LIKE HES TAKING A SHIT.

Imagine simping for this unironically

EDIT: Well turns out I'm a retard, and I'm gonna go kms

You can say pedophile, nigger and kike here. Have at least some courtesy.

Damn he really did have sex with men. I thought he was just trying to look cool for his audience. But no, he really is that gay.

Everything I know about his sex life has been forced upon me

 

[Dr. Butt]

But faggot agp fags don't belong in yoga pants.

Lol fuck off homo.

 

[Laburnum]

I managed to get this far in the thread without seeing Tiny's penis and just going off of descriptions but now you forced me to see it and I am not happy.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times.

 

[BirdUp]

I really liked this new thing I found on gog called Futanari de Funghi.

 

[Thé au lait]

Brenda never loved you and she was never your girlfriend.
You also shit on her couch.

https://kiwifarms.st/members/brad-watson_miami.5181/#profile-post-406472

There's nothing wrong with being gay as long as it's done tastefully

https://kiwifarms.st/members/brad-watson_miami.5181/#profile-post-414367

 

[BlancoMailo]

I have fucked men before. Not my main diet but it still suffices sometimes.

I have never, in my entire life, seen a man who supposedly sucks dick be so bad at sucking dick. I may be lucky and this may be caused by my environment or some other shit, but i have never seen a man suck dick so bad before. Wanting to be anywhere near a man's dick whilst interacting with it directly requires eagerness; Tiny has none. No stakes in the game, no soul in the art of the moment; absolutely devoid of any desire for what is in front of him.

Even friends who jokingly offered to do that to other friends of mine did it with earnestness because of the irony of being straight and sucking dick. Even doing so without any sexual desire implicates a situation where you perform out of the sheer humor of the situation.

This truly may be a humiliation ritual.

 

[Magicat]

Cc @Popper Whiting

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I keep looking and instead of answers I just find the most retarded shit I've seen today.

Edit: kept digging, the guy's profile is a mess. Can't string together a sentence 21 year old grocery store bagboy in Ohio. "Candy" is his "female" "identity."

I don't want to be on the list.

That was the gayest shit I've ever heard

This woman sounds very nasty do not insult an autistic man's Lego collection

Reddit is down. I think that the Russians are continuing their attacks on ARE DEMOCRACY.

For me, it’s blackface Bill Clinton

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Funny how words like "evil" and "unholy" lose all impact when used in the wrong context. They'd use the word "immoral" if they were being honest, but they know that term is subjective, so they go for something objective instead, hoping the reader won't be paying enough attention to notice that it's being used disingenuously.

I like to get stoned and watch CGI renders of Jupiter's moons as much as the next guy but what does a shitty astrophysicist's opinion on evolutionary biology and neuroscience matter?

Unlike the joy, those three complimentary bottles of Mondavi wine were real and probably lasted about as long as that manufactured excitement.

This simultaneously saddens me deeply, while also reinforcing several of my negative worldviews about various groups of people. What a rollercoaster.

These are very high capacity SSDs that are raided for extra redundancy, because if I need one video of Destiny gobbling cock, I need it four times.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

@Sperg Coalition -stalker child ramblings-
Quotes wasn't working cause he edited what she said, still funny.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So many people are trying to access video footage of Destiny sucking cock that it's crashed the server. Give me a second.

https://tg.josh.rs/2024-11.html#386

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How come we can translate ancient Egyptian which is literally lithographic pictographs and not even a proper written language but "I love you Senpai stay with me" in Japanese becomes

Skibidi Skibidi pawappa patriarchy cheese poggers fragile masculinity?

I fucking hate these people.

bitch i can snipe a drone out of the sky with a crossbow (except for the faster-end of FPV drones)

ive been crossbowing pigeons, mynas, jackals and sometimes even boars ever since i was like 14 (no guns here sadly, hence the crossbow), i even made a lil drone for target practice, had my sister fly it, and tried to shoot it out of the sky

i did it, but i destroyed 200 shekels worth of drone parts

 

[Thé au lait]

From @Gatdam Animal Person:
"A girl I stopped talking with just saw me
Taking contact with her
All because of Destiny sucking cocks
If he can suck 2-3 more asses I might have a family and a big ass house"