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[Gentlebastard]

Whenever you have a weakness that's easily exploited, you should confirm it's effectiveness to your opponent - Sun Tzu

What a weak person. You went into space, an activity 99% of earthlings have never experienced, and you're buttblasted by people saying mean things on the Internet.

Just lay off the social media you dumb faggot.

Is this the first space lolcow?

Whatever the internet said, they probably weren't mean enough.

If you're a woman and you're online at any time, any where in the known universe, horny pajeets will sling filth at you. I don't even need to look, I already just know.

You don't see Valentina Tereshkova bitching about gay shit like that.

this is yet another reason why Buzz Aldrin should troon out while he has the chance.

Imagine how foreign policy would suffer if Kim Jong Un or the Ayatollah knew our elected officials were too weak to stomach Big Tex's Original Firearrhea X-Treme Hot Sauce Product. Not a pretty sight.

My man is so fat they couldn't even take a picture of him without a mouthful of Fritos.

WAIT THOSE AREN'T FRITOS JESUS CHRIST

I believe in Buc-ee's Nationalism.

My takeaway from this thread is that if you want to impress an American, show them a clean bathroom.

More than 36 hours without the Kiwi Farms has made me realize that this website is very prominent in my own personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Sneeds.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

I can see your F5 button being melted down because you stared at your ban screen for the past 2 weeks nonstop.

 

[DickMain]

I didn't watch the video for sanity, but from the thumbnail, he is doing it wrong. As a cocksucker for 20 years, I can attest either than hasn't sucked enough cock to get good, or he actually doesn't enjoy it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I have fucked men before. Not my main diet but it still suffices sometimes.

 

[keke]

waow, she really ate a deep fried mars bar! Now, if she would eat non-processed quinoa boiled in filtered water instead, as anyone reasonable would, she wouldn’t be fat

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

If Nubly doesn't deliver I'm gonna sping spang swing from a noose and name Spingle Cat in my suicide note.

 

[BirdUp]

No, child. You wouldn't. You would be immediately immobilized and held down while the cops were called. The back of your head would also get slapped by pendulous, disgusting bitch tits. He'd then willingly eat his dice. He willingly eats many, many things.

Enjoy prison.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have never, in my entire life, seen a man who supposedly sucks dick be so bad at sucking dick.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

uwu-ifying child slave rape

 

[JustSomeDong]

I have not seen Destiny's penis and I'm doing everything in power to never see it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

dead people don't bend (they only vote)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

(Pixiv's translation literally just has "mesugaki" as "sassy loli".) They're sometimes sexually aggressive (though not always) - if they are they'll often be hitting on someone who knows they are not supposed to reciprocate, which is often part of the fun for them.

Still not over the vagina bones removal in Tokyo Mirage Sessions.

FOR LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE DON'T TURN THIS INTO KIWI FARMS LOLI DEBATE THREAD#1236128361224
I'M ON MY FUCKING KNEES HERE

I like big anime titties.

 

[NerdShamer]

The chests are covered. That's why.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

All I said was breathing is unnatural and wrong, why am I being put on a List of the Insane?

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I'm still declining the opportunity to see Destiny's penis, thanks though.

 

[Big Nasty]

Listening to an Indian speak shitty Spanish to an Italian is hilarious.

summon the piss witch

burt is the splrut that keeps on goonin

"Jobe's a drunk, I'm an alcoholic, there's a difference. I can still wake up at 8 o clock in the morning"

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

A secret cult of 19th century Occultists and 20th Century Hippy Weirdos secretly run the world and, with the help of the owner of the Detroit Tigers, put Woke in the schools so They can Dialectically force Christians to stand up for themselves so THEY have an excuse to crush them and usher in a one world government/religion and achieve Apotheosis. To this end they have sent Gen. Michael Flynn other members of the Deep State to steal Christian prayers, redirect them to a Zoroastrian Chaos Demon, and trick Donald Trump into encouraging more Catholics to pray to obscure poorly understood figure St. Michael. In doing so, Trump will fulfill the role of Christian Warlord Antithesis set for him, ushering in the final Synthesis.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Seeing the page where he described what Nanachi’s butthole smells like what the final straw for me. Normally I drop a series a lot quicker than that, but was only pulled in by the story.

 

[BirdUp]

No, child. The only thing Patrick knows about lolcows is that there is no such thing as a lolcow. I'm sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison, stalker.


Child.

No, thoughtcriminal child. You love Pig Brother, as you have been told many thousands of times. Enjoy the Ministry of Love.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Jannies have the work ethic of a mexican illegal, and PG is hit the worst out of all forums because of it.