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[Pedophobe]

This is what stopping bullying has resulted in.

 

[Hitman One]

I've watched all the Sopranos so I think I'm more than qualified to talk about this.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The rant was entertaining reading, but what I'm looking for is stories or info about how introducing kids to sex too early screws them up.

 

[Laburnum]

From:

"I would prefer if your drama was more entertaining and less gay"

 

[Meat Target]

Seethe all you want, but you can never unwatch that tranny porn

Imagine having the whole world laugh at your murder. That's rough bro.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Allah thinks puppy dogs are haram but pouring acid in a woman's eyes is a-ok

owner-trained service rabbits

"dissociated" and bought cookies she didn't remember buying

her massive gut rides so low she has to move her legs out of the way to accomodate it really screams 'used to have a serious restrictive ED' to me.

woman who claims she can't leave the house without a horse or else she'll buy cookies

bravely fights her restrictive eating disorder every day at Cracker Barrel

terrible cookie dissociation

former friend with the service coonhounds she abused until they went insane

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

So many people are trying to access video footage of Destiny sucking cock that it's crashed the server. Give me a second.

#386

 

[Dr. Butt]

Some genuine crazies remain but for the most part, nature (the internet) is healing.

Asexuals are gay too.

 

[Meth Dick]

He is a transcendent shekel wizard.

 

[Thé au lait]

the only person I encountered that espoused multiple identities had ferrets and bit my ear in an erotic fashion before retreating to being a kid

 

[Pitckus]

he also has a tendency to write long drawn out posts and seems to insist on using correct spelling

 

[Overly Serious]

ChatGPT is to true and false as the Lovecraftian Outer Gods are to good and evil.

 

[BirdUp]

EDIT 2: I am now YIIKing out.

19.2kgs Ammonium Nitrate 800g Diesel Fuel

 

[Procrastinhater]

he looks like if mayonnaise were a person.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I just remember Fatchickthriller because the name is funny.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/adam-johnston-yourmoviesucks-yourmoviesucksdotorg-anunkindness.30003/post-20017664

It's crazy that while you guys discuss the quality of his movie reviews he probably has his dick in dog right now, or at best a hole he's cut into a giant stuffed lion toy.

 

[Chickenpolar]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-20018268

Why is the image file name "Taylor-Lorenz-Feet-7508313.jpg"?

 

[Gentlebastard]

(yes, she's always been loony, but she seems to be speedrunning it of late)

I say this as someone who regularly talks about violently assfucking you......can you fuckin stop with the fag vernacular for like five goddamn minutes?!

He harkens back to a time where there was no one-upsmanship over whose lolcow was the worst criminal/pedo/whatever else. Where all a lolcow needed to do is produce milk and be someone who couldn't stop taking the bait. Lolcow watching in general has too much moralfagging nowadays.

- t. cool sexy retard

Even if she pinned him to the wall and got his pants off, his overwhelming homosexuality would find a way to shut that down. His genitals can probably recede fully into his body in the presence of a woman or some shit.

space is at a premium in most restaurant kitchens, and the entire setup is designed for gangly, sleep deprived, drug addled chefs and their Mexican compadres

Beware, gentleman, for they are on the drunken prowl, with curves overflowing their spandex, about to drink their weight in alcohol and "TEE HEE" their way over to your table. Godspeed, whatever Uber driver is cursed with their return trip. Godspeed.

You have to capitalize it to convey the full weight of it.
He's that FAT.

Prison is his paradise since you get unlimited nutraloaf and gay sex.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Aaaaand enjoy that -2! That’s gotta hurt.

 

[Meat Target]

Strange how you seem so well versed in Taylor Lorenz feet lore.....