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[Talibama]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Barry Frankfurt is an Arsenal season ticket-holder and Jewish Gooner
Jewish Gooners is on social media @jewishgooners

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Project 2025 will throw every electric Lime scooter into the ocean

 

[30+GameOvers]

@Ted Kaczynski is assembling a team

 

[DickMain]

Unfortunately we once again have reached the point where it's time to talk lolicon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're forgetting the most important part of Paulides' bigfoot theory: he's not just some giant ape, he's an interdimensional bigfoot.

He learned pretty quick to shut up about interdimensional sasquatch if he wanted people to buy his books.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not the hotdog budget!

 

[Punished Neco]

You're going to pikachu-surprise-face yourself when the headlines show that i'm gone.

[Source]

 

[Guest123]

"You have been accused of raping this woman. What is your defence?"
"I wouldn't fuck a nigger"
"case dismissed"

 

[Pedophobe]

They speak of us in whispers and euphemisms. Fearing that we may be near. Yet we never approach.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If someone would mint a platinum poker chip I would buy it in a heartbeat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No Stalker. You are my delusions. Enjoy prison of my mind.

Fuck yeah two Stevie Wonder jokes in one day

I will put the pirate invasion of Texas on my 2025 bingo card.

"I keep feeling this sense of resentment, even anger, toward the guy who is inseminating my girlfriend. Why could this be???"

this guy draws ghetto sonic bimbofication btw

That's not dementia. That speech pattern is more usually associated with neural damage from chronic PCSGS (Prolonged Cowboy Semen Gurgling Syndrome).

I also have an irrational fear that eating his food would somehow immediately cause me to be retarded in a wheelchair and make drowning sasquatch noises.

Two bottles of Makers Mark and a nearly empty wine rack.

Just about sums it up dontcha think?

 

[Marc]

Bjork made me worried that I could potentially be attracted to someone with Down syndrome

 

[Thé au lait]

This crust is ugly, and I would not have pizza day with it

 

[eval()]

Thé au lait​

Vanilla smiles and a strawberry kiss​

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This crust is ugly, and I would not have pizza day with it

 

[Dr. Butt]

Just as crustaceans will invariably evolve into a crab, any forum that allows a modest amount of freedom of thought will evolve into transphobia.

The amount of crying over (1) guy is so gay, it's officially gayer than two men fucking

Wes Streeting is related to Satan and women have cocks.

 

[Hamstirer]

The farms is like a high school au where the cows are the special ed kids , the beauty parlor is the cheerleaders, the fitness board is the jocks, the multimedia and games boards are the nerds, the business crypto boards are the preps, the self sustainability board is home to the vocational and greasers, and all under the leadership of principal joshua "null" moon.

 

[Axiom.]

I’m so sleep deprived I can literally feel my uterus

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Party poopers will have KF threads made about them.

 

[Dr. Butt]

People complain about there being children at the fbi building but they were only there because people with TS/CSI enjoy raping kids on their lunch breaks.