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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I try to add boobs or weiners to the gingerbread peoples but I keep getting told that's inappropriate and that no one will eat them.

If your adult faggot son asks you to buy him a bratz doll, the correct response is to beat him

 

[Xarpho's Return]

My baby sitters dad once explained to me that Santa claus real name is Satan and he eats babies.
Now that I think about it I'm starting to realize there was a reason he started taking medication.

Of course Santa is real. You can track his movements here: https://www.norad.mil/NORAD-Tracks-Santa/ Would US military really lie to you?

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You mean I don't have to keep buying the shoe polish? Thank God, that shit is not fun to wash off every night

I ride a moped because I am autistic

Now I want to become the HOA leader of a redevelopment project so I can start the meeting off with "our homes are built on the occupied land of the former Walmart parking lot, let us remember the white people we took it from"

 

[Dr. Butt]

And after saying this, he came out again to the Balldos and *said to them, “I find no grounds at all for charges in His case. 39 However, you have a custom that I release one prisoner for you at the Passover; therefore do you wish that I release for you the King of the Balldos?” 40 So they shouted again, saying, “Not this Man, but Ethan Ralph.”

I didn’t read your username at first and was getting ready to roast you for projecting that hard onto a gopher snake, like a cat mom on steroids.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Note: I know about the problems presented by attack helicopters, they are not that useful outside their roles but they are still cool and this is a post about my fantasies and obsession with these weapons.

 

[Hepativore]

Yesterday I re-read Edgar Allen Poe’s short story, The Imp of the Perverse, and was still thinking about it an hour later while masturbating with my own feces. I felt hesitation typing the sentence, “masturbating with my own feces,” but I went along and did it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm excited to see how they shove tranny blacks into Onimusha and Okami.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It's 'moot', you retard. Stop trying to act smarter than you are.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If Goteta orgizzied than unfused back into Goku and Vegeta would the saiyan cummies unfuse too or remain fused?

 

[Neko GF]

Can't believe the video left out the part where those heinous fucks will sacrifice innocent trans children to corn gods in order to get high.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I see we've upgraded from a "situation" to a "fiasco."

 

[macrodegenerate]

i honestly don't believe porn addiction exists

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Get the little retard a bionicle. Worst he can do is shove it up his ass.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

hitting migrant caravans with JDAMs

 

[Gentlebastard]

Problem is: all of the horrors around me are both man-made AND within my comprehension, and that somehow makes it worse.

We're built different. We look man-made horrors dead in the eye and make them blink.

If there's one thing the late Liveleak has taught me, China puts very little value on human life

He’s Japanese, who are culturally taught autism.

They want to eradicate my people's indigenous traditional lifestyle of driving beat up mid-sized sedans to Quiktrip to get chilidogs & scratch off lotto tickets.

Now I want to become the HOA leader of a redevelopment project so I can start the meeting off with “our homes are built on the occupied land of the former Walmart parking lot, let us remember the white people we took it from”

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

If you want personal autonomy, don't stab someone in their sleep

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

It would still be true even if you didn't replace "money" with "troon clout".

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

How are you this stupid yet can still breathe.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

That's some Crouching Tiger Hidden Retard logic.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Every day you're seething because you're a worthless pussyless faggot. I'm so sick of seeing your fucking name every day in our super secret dms bro could you like, shit the fuck up and kys already? Please for Allah.

Even a week later this still makes me laugh. To be so concerned with some random shitposter, you a have super secret dms where you talk about them everyday! Lmao, the seethe from obese BPD losers.

 

[Windy Moors]

(or whatever the fuck you can call that hideous stink forest)

Says she hopes Nader gets sent back to Egypt
Says she needs to learn healthy ways to deal with her emotions