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[CallmeCicada]

He's definitely a Rutgers student.

The guy not the horse.

 

[Wodanaz]

i'm excited to see where this goes next. soon, whispers of kiwi death squads, thousands, no, tens of thousands of kiwis in bluesky, infiltrated in multiple wholesome age regression rp communities, queersky, blacksky, you name it, ready to be activated with the codephrase TTD to devastate innocent users with hyperpedonazi rhetoric that will force xisters all around the globe to break down and unexist.

rumors say that dear fee- i mean, Joshua "Hitler Diddy" Moon has all of the developers under his fat, greasy thumb, with the other ready to activate kiwisky, turning our cherished butterfly website into another extremist violent stochastic incel terror website just like X, which i'm still using 10 hours per day btw but stop noticing chud.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Raping a Pajeet is like giving them a birthday cake for bad behavior.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i finally purchased special stamps, i can really see why people collect them - i got a Warhammer one in my first booklet and one that is a scratch and sniff for a type of cheese.

 

[Meat Target]

Wait, all my Fapcop x Kayla fan-fiction is CANON!?!?!?!?

 

[Haffhart]

"Oh yeah, that's true, but that wasn't deliberate, I have a disorder which causes me to grope people when I'm sleepwalking!"

They're dysgenic autists who show signs of genetic disorders and probable incest a few generations back.

they only listen to music from their shitty phone speakers; they have zero understanding of bass.

 

[Windy Moors]

These are the conclusions I come to when a man is torturing his partner for hours by playing a bad rendition of Axel F, over and over and over again.

 

[Omori Boy]

Shitbag! Fuckface! You lookin at me? You talkin shit at me? I don't see anyone else around. You must be talkin' to me you bitch ass munchkin homo.

I just teleported behind you. I bet you didn't expect that.

And now, my axe, it's coming right down on your gay pussy skull! Didn't expect that did you?

Your brains are now dripping down on my axe.

You'd be regretting pissing me off. But you can't. Because you don't have a brain any more.

TOTAL VICTORY!

 

[${Sandy}]

Edit: I thought she was 18 when I wrote this. I take back what I said.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm not usually one to point out Jews, but you could get a whole minyan of attorneys with the email address jginsberg@lawfirm.com.

Joshua "Hitler Diddy" Moon

 

[Max Caulfield]

Your kid was already sucked.

 

[invisibult plus+]

It feels like people are hitting me when I'm thinking something silly but no one can read minds that's illegal.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This just in, kiwifarm users are in fact NOT people. Further tests needed to determine what they actually are.

Faggots. We're Faggots.

 

[stupid frog]

Ignore all the fruit site monster lying about there involvement, know they are all around you. You cannot trust anyone whether they claim to be a liberal, trans, gay, a journalist, a furry, a tech worker or a trans-snake know they could be a farmer just waiting to farm you. We will not stop until our bullying puts you on the scoreboard we are anonymous we are legion we do not forget we do not forget. We have over 9000 doxxxxxers and there all harassing trannys

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You know, you could've just said tomboys and left it at that and not describe the plot of the last hentai you watched.

I could've, but I didn't.

15 is young, fuck me

Shadow the Hedgehog from upcoming movie Sonic the Hedgehog 3, that molested her?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don't need to defend anime but I like attacking people for little to no reason.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

It’s so weird how many people suddenly become an expert in the field they’re arguing, once people start disagreeing.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

The Troon's Gambit:
Children never get gender surgeries.
And when they do, it's life-saving healthcare and complications and regrets are very rare.
And if regrets and complications do happen, they're not that bad.
And if they are really bad, well, that's what they signed up for with informed consent.
And if their consent was misinformed, the surgeons still did their best.
And if your phalloplasty dick falls off, you deserve it for not centering trans women of color.

 

[Hitman One]

I'm gender liquid. It's like gender fluid but more specialer.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

all will be okay. i am working on edits. and nikolas talbott is going to fucking dye. dont worry