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[Gog & Magog]

Cereal for breakfast, Lunchables for lunch, and Kraft macaroni and cheese for dinner. The only acceptable drinks are chocolate milk or Bug Juice. The food pyramid THEY don't want you to know about.

Fuck anybody who tells you otherwise. No Food Nazis will not tell me what to eat or not.

everytime you are masturbating you are having sex with a demon

 

[Dr. Butt]

She's never before felt a need to declare she aKshUaLly smells really, really amazing, OKAY???

 

[Magicat]

Source

 

[obsdj]

I have gigantic throbbing Motion to Quash blue balls over here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just like the form factor, that way I can fit up to 4 in my butt (depending on what I've eaten)

I agree that this phone is a better candidate for rectal insertion than even the cheapest Nokia.

 

[Hitman One]

You may have seen his ghoulish, verminous features and be wondering. Well, the answer is yes, he is jewish.

 

[Dr. Butt]

My mistake I thought Zigger was Zoomer Nigger.

 

[Space Police]

Ive hated French hippies since 2007 and will continue until the day I die

 

[Dr. Butt]

“I disagree with you. People who disagree with you should be executed.”

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Are you telling me that the swiss are blackwashing japanese character es masse like the US does?

if you let generative noise challenge your confidence as an artist or whatever creative you're in, it says more about you as an artist than anything else.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I have told a cat to enjoy prison.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

all your blackface mpreg images are indeed made by magic rocks imbued with Jewish lightning magic

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You literally have a dick avatar how are you not gay?

 

[biggacracka]

it was just black lipstick, a boner and a dream.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think the deer statue is pretty decent artwork, it's a nice sculpture. But it's still better with googly eyes.

This sounds like something you'd hear on a tape confiscated from a pedophile's rape dungeon. What the fuck.

How much fucking butter do you need?
A Frenchman would be disgusted at how much butter there is!

"Please report, she's sexually harassing the woman I threatened to kill".

That pesky "reality" always getting in the way.

No matter how much your life sucks, you aren't beholden to the demands of a meat golem commanding you to make him a meal of a large slab of meat and cream cheese butter sauce in the early morning.

This guy is my favourite mini-lolcow in the thread, endless hubris

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I don't know when I'll get the chance, but I've filed 'optional homoeroticism' in my lexicon for future use.

That sounds like a very obscure gay sex act, and I agree

Have police found the sonichu medallion in his house?

Why is my Captain Planet discussion thread being derailed by AI and arguments about copyright

Strap me to a rocket and launch me at anyone who wants to censor. I'm ready.

Spoiler: 2024 Secret Santa Special

I love my Secret Santa this year. This squirrel absolutely fucks. Look at that angular, chad-like jawline, monster of a tail, impeccable taste in fashion.

The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness. The understated distortion.

You can tell it's British because there's a picture of the Queen and because there's a butler.

The great red dragon is also regretting every life choice that led to this situation.

Perfect. I hope all sorcerers and magical beings enjoy science prison.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Brapping or fart-posting is a term that started on 4chan for people who are into scat (poop)/fart porn.

 

[Big Nasty]

"there is no god because I'm disgusting and unwanted."

designated hasidic sex coach.

It’s mating season for fat faggots

there's obviously incredibly autistic shit happening in these communities, but anyone who wants to find and document it is going to have to comb through hundreds of pictures of random dudes' dicks to find things to talk about

 

[Aunt Carol]

The real test of your beliefs is whether you still believe in them when fat ugly retards agree with you.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

DC is making a Harley Quinn fart fetish comic

The Jews did this. I have no proof, but I'm still gonna blame them

I wonder if some of my brethren were produced and birthed to Lou Bega's Mambos

Total nigger obliteration via death ray.

I hope you are happy. I can no longer achieve erection without Lou Bega playing in the background.