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[Betonhaus]

Accused pedophile

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Well, unfortunately today is the day I learned that black men shout in porn and that they like to use fake rubber cocks. Often Kiwifarms can be too educational but still I keep coming back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine waking up, checking your phone, and discovering that the internet thinks you're responsible for slaughtering dozens of figure skaters.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I have over six thousand posts on Kiwifarms, so I am an expert in retards, and that chick is clearly fucking retarded.

 

[DickMain]

Suck my dick, nerd. I, as an American, can put anything I want in my grilled cheese.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't really understand how a tranny ends up defending Hitler of all people but it sure does make for some fun headlines.

a racist, anti-semetic, Islamophobic, anti-mexican tranny? What's her username here?

 

[Aunt Carol]

“Oh no, hide your kids! It’s a woman in women’s clothing! Careful, she’s heterosexual!”

 

[DickMain]

Notice how that says 'Stealth Nigger'

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Hitler was famous for his hatred of bad videogames for sure. So this checks out.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Hitler was famous for his hatred of bad videogames for sure. So this checks out.

 

[The Spoils of War]

Edit: I'm about a third of the way through it now and there are definitely noticeable similarities to the Vorehole.

 

[Gentlebastard]

But can I grind it up to sell it to Asians to make a happy time pills

They're TRYING to be retarded.

Rule 34, man. "If it exists, there's porn of it."

However, I am NOT about to try verifying this on my own. I will remain in blissful ignorance.

Ya know.....it takes quite a bit to disgust me these days but you somehow managed it

Shrews have large litters. When they leave the nest with the mother, each baby will bite into the butt of the shrew in front forming a sort of shrew-shrew train.

Honestly, posts like these make me wonder if maybe the world really did end in 2012 and we're all just sharing a very stupid global purgatory together.

I am glad shitposters are now in charge.

Stranger things have happened, but your point is fair and I accept your retort.

Street sharks should be our best of the best military commandos

I like bikes and motorcycles and small cars because I hate fat people

Talk about a textbook example of ‘play stupid games, win stupid prizes’.

His true disability that he refuses to acknowledge is that he is retarded.

When I say I ‘don’t like politics’ that doesn’t mean I want to bury my head in the sand and never think about politics, it means I don’t want to be subjected to 30 iq retards arguing about and circlejerking over whatever non-issue they were told to be furiously mad at that day.

you can't save someone from themselves. you can make fun of someone to get them to self-reflect

What a piece of trash that guy is. Literal garbage water. The shit that seeps to the bottom on a warm, rainy day.

This is a literal satanic pedophile glowie with eyebrows that point upwards like devil horns. How the fuck is this a real person?

Alex Jones is thirst posting about the potential next leader of the CIA and y'all are dooming?

What the fuck has happened to my sense of humor?

I'm pretty sure his Songwriting violates the Geneva Convention.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Now please, talk about lolishit instead.

All the comments replying to that monstrosity of a post give me some hope, and I never thought I would say that about Sonic fans.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Happy Birthday, come back soon you tard!

It would be so fun to show this thread to a slave from the year 1860 and say "look what happens"

You're gay aren't you?

Trannies are the Jews of mental illness.

I wonder if ICE will pay me for tipping them off on tiktokers and others helping illegal subhumans.

Send all marxist fucks to North Korea, all nigger worshippers to Haiti or Liberia, and all cucks to Nick Rekeitas house. Give them the gift they keep asking santa for.

 

[Peenix]

SUCH A BRAVE STATEMENT!!!
SUCH A BRAVE STATE YOU TOOK!
STAB YOURSELF IN THE ASS, OLIVER!!!

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Still I'd rather live in a city getting bombed every night than one full of troons

 

[Stan]

P.S. "very precise use of words" comes up several times in my autism papers as a reason why I'm autistic...

 

[AIDShaver69]

I feel like a loser, shit sucks, and now I can only post fucking fart art.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

i wann be a Olde English Bulldogge. i wuld go WA-UFFF, WA-UFFF like a fiersome dogy. but i wuld be friendly & snuggly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Remember, at 27 you can drive a car, which is way more dangerous than most perverts.

ahhhh butch lesbian with facial hair im so scared ahhhhh