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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He occasionally mentions Goatis, a deranged individual with his own thread who is also an advocate for eating raw meat and staring directly into the sun.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

“May you be in hell three days before kiwi farms knows you’re dead.” - ancient proverb

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Only perverts love me, waaaah"

"How can I make straight missionary in the dark an act of queer allyship?"

To think all this shit began with a Harry Potter fanfic.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Surely, at some point, someone will put an end to the reign of terror that Musk is unleashing on humanity.

Hitler shot himself in a bunker.

What will Elon Musk do?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/not-ju...banism-car-free-anti-car.127069/post-20488900

 

[CaddestSlown]

Make me shut up, beta. Have you ever served in any part of government, military or otherwise? I am so sorry that you care so much about literal who eurolibtards on twitter that you're in fucking tears about it, but I do think its cute.

 

[Lurker]

i day dreamed that i did a sit down interview on TV bashing my mom

@#FreeRoss via sneedchat

 

[Tablet County]

I've seen like ten posts from you and every single one was incredibly gay. Including but not limited to saying pyrocynical was attractive when he crossdressed and posting a gif that I'm pretty sure is from gay porn. Also I'm pretty sure the guy in your pfp is the guy from the "oh shit I'm sorry" video which means it's probably also a gif from gay porn. You are very gay.

Edited photos of a lesbian-looking mf in female clothes and heavy makeup look slightly attractive to a straight man and that's normal.

Terminally online idiots having neurotic breakdowns because the internet echo chambers they inhabit have slipped further and further away from the rest of the online and IRL world.

Hey @Null I think we found a new tagline for the Kiwi farms

Nightmare Kart looks like a really cool game. I might just buy it because I find it amusing that some transdev being used as a dumb cudgel to beat people with used the word "faggot".

Rolfe in German roughly translates to Gas All Jews in English.

>checks up on the "Funny Pictures on the Internet" thread
>flashbanged by somebodies Dinosaur porn they decided to upload

 

[CaddestSlown]

Japans that toxic Ex you had that got uppity and belligerent until you had to give her a good backhand. Now she behaves and gives you sloppy toppy every now and then.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

YOU WILL EAT TACOS MADE BY A LOVECHILD OF HITLER
YOU WILL GET A QT LATINA GF
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's over bros, EatDatCunny445 found us out

EatDatCunny445, where u at?

is this fucker playing Candy Crush while getting a BJ?

They're jews. Their actual #1 sacrament is tricking their god. "This whole city counts as one big room", "flipping a switch to close an electrical circuit is a sin, but flipping a switch whose position is continuously checked by a laser to close the circuit is ok".

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

there's only so much our machine overlords can do to a thot this undigified.

 

[Ed Special]

Troonism is DEI for failed men

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Thanks HRT, very cool!

i think at that point if you need to bring a knife to a sex fight, you've already lost

even worse than all of that combined, he's a filthy leaf.

Gay niggers shall inherit the earth.

For all I know, they hired some Temple Grandin level autist to design this

Slender body, long hair, alcoholic drug addicted whore.

How many times has your butt-hole been violated by niggers?

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Upon departure, you are cleared to climb to 1500 and then auger it into the first residential block you see."

If you're going to be an antisemite, please learn 2 things about semites.

 

[Rembrandt]

Let this be a warning that any type of labor agreement with the French is akin to a Faustian Contract

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

why is the fat retard typing in fat retard sized font.

There's something surreal about hearing Chris Hansen say 'Bargain Bin Laden'

 

[Tread Miller]

I have mental problems, bigger than anyone- any one of you can compromise.

Oh so Nintendo encourages retarded kids?

He gonna pull up, come fo' dat ass, and show you why it's called the "White House."

 

[stupid frog]

birthing people better stop talking out of line if they know what's good for em

 

[Brain Power]

THERE ARE NAZIS UNDER YOUR SKIN PEEL IT OFF SCRATCH IT AWAY PEEL ALL OF IT WITH A KNIFE DO IT DO IT DO IT

 

[Gentlebastard]

I remember the first time I saw a horse eat a baby duckling I was freaked the fuck out. It was a Shetland Pony and just munched the poor thing alive like a feathered sugar cube.

Sometimes it's not about the money, it's about sending a message. They both shall burn for my amusement.

Sorry we're looking for advanced Meth lab programmers with at least 10 years experience.

I did my part today to help buckbreak Canada by buying Vermont maple syrup. What have you done today to rake the leaves?

Just how fucking fat is the guy that did this? How the fuck do you death rattle like that just from walking through a house?

That's not a person, that's a faggot.