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[Metamorpho]

Agent Smith was right - the summer of 2001 was the peak of human civilization.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

not listening to this bc it might hypnotize me into transitioning

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

"Racist daredevil K.K. Kinevil attempts to jump 50 pajeets with a tractor"

 

[Squatty Potty]

"Begging for money and acting like I'm destitute are two completely different things"

Quote from DSP.

 

[Rembrandt]

Giving birth makes you retarded in unexpected ways.

 

[Crex Crex]

Pissflation is a bitch...

English hamburger killer

Following a pregnancy scare in which a mifepristone cocktail allowed her to "crap" their son out (to use his words), they were exclusively doing anal.

"This page is mostly for public urination."

Never been a better time to become a digital prostitute.

Do you really want to see a rotund, sobbing, depressed woman being used as a urinal while her holes get destroyed by an anatomically exaggerated rainbow coloured rubber fist? @Dawdler think about it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Next time there is a DSP adjacent cop it better be Officer Sanders.

 

[Meat Target]

He's a hot potato of feces.

 

[Croaking Spider]

The skeleton isn't smoking a cigar, doesn't have sunglasses or cool signets, doesn't even ride a bike or isn't flipping anyone off. This is lame as shit.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

That is how totally owned we are by this man with an innie instead of a penis.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Welcome to Gaysville population you

Who is this ‘we’ he speaks of

Him and his legion of chins of course. He's really fat you know.

That's the face he makes when he busts a nut in a Twinkie.

Just pull the plug on me If India is the last healthcare option

Why would you waste your time doing this?

I was young and stupid

I work with people neurologically impaired by autism

how did you get a job that involves posting on kiwi farms?

I just love The Pig so much. He is so utterly irredeemable and vile that I feel no guilt at all about laughing at him.

the smartphone was a massive mistake in more ways than one

The size of Coomer Island scares me.

boy do I feel autistic and pathetic right now. I cant think of anyone who is wasting their time in a more pitiful manner than what I just di....

 

[Crex Crex]

See: the little coochie snorcher who could.

I honestly think people like you have a little worm that's attached to your brain stem ratatouille style that makes you constantly bring up bepenised rape whenever and wherever you can.

hurr scrotes man rapes men raping raping men rape duhhh I'm a commie lesbian retard, durrr

 

[Fort Brooks]

I mean, you could probably do an epic windmill with the thing, at least for the minute or two the stitching held before the whole rotdog flies off like a pork boomerang.

 

[George Lucas]

You want free shit? Back to Africa

 

[Marc]

Musk reply guys are the lowest forms of sentient life, toe-to-toe with commenters on hentai sites.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The first step is most important, without it you are doomed to failure.
Step 0: Deport all the Jews to Mars.

I know, we'll all miss their other contributions to society, like their tireless advocacy for White Genocide, troonery, pedophilia, and jazz. Still, what needs doing must be done!

 

[Hitman One]

He looks like a blobfish that fucked a bulldog that fucked a frog. Imagine being raped by that thing.

 

[PhoBingas]

Josh shoulda put the takoyaki in the bag

 

[Aunt Carol]

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I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it.

 

[Crex Crex]

The frustation with not being able to constantly kill and slaughter mfers is relatable of course... totally.
Good thing there's warhammer as an outlet!

But my Japanese cartoon porn told me women love smelly moldy smega covered penises, they wouldn't lie to me, next your gonna tell me women don't inflate like balloons when you cum in them.

Your average mens bathroom looks like the set of a saw film