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[SlaanyChaser]

"Muu 'dik" for short

This looks like werewolf propaganda to me, my anecdotal experience of all the dicks I've ever seen (mine) suggests otherwise.

is that a profile picture of BUTT HOLE?

Oh no, not the Monday cumdump party

Having an account in the first place is the greatest red flag.

That's the nicest anyone's ever called me a schizoposter, though.

This is easily explained by Kevin being a tard and an asshole; I just wanted to point out the obvious discrepancy.

even if it's a sexy bug, like a praying mantis.

SAAR PLS TO BE PUTTING IT IN MY VAGINE SAAR

I'm being called a "schizoposter" repeatedly, which is fine, but I don't understand in what respect.

DO IT. SHITPOST WITH ALL YOUR HATRED.

Also I know some of you lurk here so hello r/4tran YWNBAW.

they may really be too fragile for this gay world.

Provides a better grip for when Peter Thiel/Indian bulls come knocking at his backdoor.

Cuz we straight edge up in this bitch, pussies

They're doing street xanax laced with fentanyl and smoking weed.

FUCK THE FAULT IN OUR STARS.

Six million? Seems a little high.

Can they make full body videos so we can verify that the guy talking isn't jerkin out a huge one under his desk?

I wish my girlfriend would lock herself away during her period, am I right fellas?!

These dresses were not worn by Polito since he was much larger than any sizes present.”

>skank
Cmon nigger...

Bro, thats a faggot.

“vagina was looking like a very old, worn-out gym sock.”

try being a schizo on /lit/

Britain is literally run by a shiteater.

He probably gave the test HIV, the fucking massive gaylord.

Nigga, if sticking your dick into weird shit was an award, we should have a lolcow month.

REMOVE A TARSAL TO RESHAPE THE PALM

Was there a sign on the parking lot that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

a good way to tell if you have carbon monoxide is if small animals in your vicinity like cats or birds drop dead, or in this case, kids.

I instinctively knew it was a nigress, otherwise it wouldn't had made the news

How do you think that potato pussy compares to the barbussy??

"Unnatural Sex" is what the Indians call intercourse that doesn't involve any kind of feces.

 

[Fort Brooks]

I shouldn’t have to go to the “gas the Jews” website to say that men and women are real and young adults shouldn’t turn their genitals inside-out.

 

[LifeAlert]

In the span of 15 minutes playing SNES DOOM I got so sick that I never touched another Moon Pie nor drank another drop of Dr. Pepper for as long as I lived, up until this very day.

 

[Entomologist]

I hereby declare that Jenny Bitchtits Tomlinson is legally and morally Canadian

 

[The Spoils of War]

If you're ever in egypt with some guy who says he's CIA, don't drink the blue lemonade.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think I'm just going to go back to getting my news from the Daily Stormer.

No one in that fandom is neurotypical.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A man of culture I see, disdains a working man's beverage.

Embrace anal breathing.

To be fair to the pedophile, it'd probably be harder for a single man to adopt a girl.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Kiwis played "guess the race" with the wrong person's messages yet still got the right race. You guys are extremely impressive, and racist, but most importantly impressive.

 

[LifeAlert]

Then Jack would get all red and demand to know where the bathroom is, growling "COME ON, TAMMY" as she looks to the ceiling, shuts her eyes, and begins rolling plastic livestock insemination gloves up to her elbows. While being wheeled toward the toilet, Jack would grab a ziplock bag containing bleeding cubes of chuck roast and cheddar cheese; so he would have something to hold him over while Tammy works his gunt over with a rolling pin to stimulate a BM of hard cheese and blood with the color and consistency of Nesquik strawberry syrup. Note: Jack would rotate his hat 180* and say "Toilet Mode."

But if Jack's going to deny the existence of Detroit-style pizza, which some say is God's chosen, I hope he has his fourth sixth seventh stroke on livestream and Jr is too loud yelling the nigger word at kids in Call of Duty to hear Jack's cries for help.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

boo hoo retard nigger, no oen cares.

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Kiwifarms is fun because, unlike reddit, it's not just one huge echo-chamber. It's three distinct echo-chambers that frequently bleed into each other.

 

[Pedophobe]

The Dead Internet Theory is 200% real if you count flesh bots as well.

All I want is for my enemies to suffer and die. Is that too much to ask?

What the fuck am I reading? What do any of these words or phrases mean? Am I just old and retarded?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Appreciate the explanation, even if it is much more autistic than I expected.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Learn. It's good for your brain and prevents dementia.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

also I am /surprise surprise/ actually a left-leaning latina teletubby fan

 

[CaddestSlown]

We get it you like grandmas holy shit every thread with you it's like listening to a furfag but for 70 year old roast beef

 

[Doxmatix]

It really tickles me. He thinks as an autistic shut-in who shouts at disabled people to eat his ass with a spoon for a living that he’s some big brain, super-rational Mr Spock.

Grannies, it's your own propaganda that has left the normies disgusted at the very thought of you. You have demonstrated yourselves to actually be everything that civilization, morality, faith and philosophy have warned us about for centuries. You truly are repulsive.

Kiwi Farms is now a website, a hardship, and a billable legal specialty.

What flavor are those? Water?

He keeps his door locked to stop the fat bitch from stealing his Freddos.

God was right to flood the earth and kill us.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Every language in every culture since the beginning of humanity has a word that means faggot.

 

[Biker]

Well, I can't remember the last time I saw a Zoo video with a Black woman in it.

 

[Big Nasty]

i don't think any woman under 25 knows how to squirt.

“drawing a hello kitty character ripping ass”