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[World Famous Quasi Payer]

I was just struck by inspiration and saw a glimpse of the broader tapestry of the universe

You guys know why we need Gaza?

So we can settle it with Black Hebrew Israelites

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I'm officially a spice rack person.

 

[Adash]

I'm smurfing so hard right now holy fuck

Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

 

[Rembrandt]

The art we're talking about may be extremely gay, covered in poop, farting, rapeful in its ways and racist, but these are all positive things.

 

[Positron]

Bacteria to the chicken.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank you for the input, two year old account that was completely dormant until this morning and is now pol-tier doomposting. I trust your every opinion to be genuine.

(we’re pretending the ethnically Irish are human)

Are Amish deathsquads a thing?

this man is asking the right questions. Where did all the retards go?

more of an aspertame daddy, because he can't afford sugar

Woke up this morning and refunds are officially being issued for the swastika Yeezy shirt. I'm pissed. This was supposed to be Bitcoin 2.

It's over.

And yes, I do have a whole folder of these. And yes, I am banned from many Facebook groups.

Nothing says "we're going back to the good times" like a silver-haired man in a suit drinking scotch on the rocks. Now only he needs is a cigar and a woman to backhand and we're so fucking back.

Does he realize

No. Never.

Here's some more from my "make people mad in internet arguments" folder as thanks

The Doctor's prototype was in a story where he gives Adolf Hitler a catgirl to rape so we can extrapolate that Schrodinger is in fact the bastard catboy son of Adolf Hitler.

what the fuck

dont be shy baby girl, come say hi, dont just lurk by the doorstep

Are you asking American's to understand geography? Be grateful we are even aware that Canada is vaguely between New York City and Alaska.

If you're going to talk shit, you better be able to back it up. That's why Larry Bird is a legend.

"I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it."

 

[Brain Power]

>CW: Religion

 

[Sawamura Simp]

The White House wishes you a very Happy Valentine's Day

It's hilarious to me that Derek Chauvin killed Ubisoft

I still can't get over Iraqi Sesame Street.

"It's just one main story arc of defending a time traveling synagogue"

U.S. House Oversight Committee announces task force on declassifying information regarding JFK, UFOs, BFGs, WTFs and BBQs.

Spoiler: 2x1 Bonus

Explaining Trump's worldview would take a long time, and I'm sure biographers will struggle with that for centuries. Memetically it has been condensed down to Winning.

I go away for one day and miss Trump getting a fucking legendary samurai helmet like it’s a fucking anime holy shit.

 

[Thé au lait]

"The nose is so big, the lips are so thin, the jaw is so square, but something about this just screams 'I'm from Berlin'. I don't know, I'm really 50/50 on this. Troon or Berliner? Even though I know they're Dutch..."
- Null, Mad at the Internet (August 4th, 2023)

ETA: I'm sorry Null, I know you don't like being quoted here but it's so perfect

 

[CaddestSlown]

it's an interesting implication God mellowed out after getting his dick wet (spiritually).

 

[GunCar Gary]

You know if you think about the skyrim main quest is the player character learning to day the dragon version of the n word

 

[#FreeRoss]

by @Just A Butt

#FreeRoss, you're a dumbass but who knew that your take on street murder would be rational and well thought out

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just noticed something:

Farmer: "giving the animals the best life we possibly can, by putting them in small pens and giving them hormones..."
Nathen: "it's not necessary"
Farmer: "it's not necessary"
Nathen: "they give them hormones"
Farmer: "would you give your children hormones?"
Nathen: "no"
Farmer: "of course not. So we don't give our cattle hormones"

I love the unintended implication that cattle farmers are trooning their cows out

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Ignore the tripleposting retard, it has a 2025 join date.

 

[Betonhaus]

$2K to $3K isn't that much money.

 

[Betonhaus]

@Sinner’s Sandwich “All People need food, no one needs trannies.”

You know you can highlight text to just quote that bit, and can pull that quote to any thread right?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

You know you can highlight text to just quote that bit, and can pull that quote to any thread right?

No I didn’t, thank you.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

All People need food, no one needs trannies.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

No one is going to click off if they don't hear some random black man going OH MY GOD

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

The current culture war is nearly old enough for Razorfist to not want to have sex with it.