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[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

On time when I used twitter after I tried arguing with someone they started spamming me bible porn.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Make products I like and I'll consider buying them. Insult me and I will never buy your products at all. Celebrate my misfortune and I'll celebrate yours.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron's copy wound up in a tragic boating accident.

 

[One Angry Computer]

History rhymes, and it's prose it's straight from AO3.

 

[Gentlebastard]

how big a city is Milwaukee by American standards? My friend who lives in Chicago described it as Chicago's alcoholic little brother

Following on from this, the author is also either not the sort who takes himself too seriously, or he's so autistic he can legobend in his sleep.

It's amazing how when he's not wrong, he still manages to be retarded.

Fathers used to destroy their bodies working in mines or get blown into a pink mist fighting in wars so their kids could have a better life - how hard is it to stop acting like a heinous faggot for 5 minutes so your kids aren’t ashamed to be related to you?

The real cuck porn is VR.

Listen I come here to make fun of fatty not to hear people's opinions on Calves, Ducks, Jews, and Hot Dogs.

make me white man, I will chuck a spear at you, like my ancestors of old

To avoid impure thoughts, the Vatican removed toiled paper from all toilets so the Pope doesn't need to entertain the idea of wiping his own ass.

Every time I think I've peaked on these degenerates, some new info comes around that peaks me even more.

The only way he was making money doing comedy is if the crowd started whipping quarters at him to get him off stage.

You can be a nigger and a faggot at the same time, but i wouldn't recommend it

This man claims to be a professional writer. Children in grade 1 can spell better than him.

Dumb and insane. [Much like this post!]

It's not ethical. Just shoot the bastards.

This thread is like looking into a never-ending abyss of filth and degeneracy, where joy comes to die and no light will ever shine again.

This nigger has no shame. Like, there's thieves who will read that and shake their heads in disgust.

According to Google Translate, it means "Satan's Stiff Nipple"

The left has the soft bigotry of low expectations. The right has the active bigotry of reasonable expectations.

 

[Harm]

It's curious how neither you nor anyone else here can give a straight answer. It should be a pretty simple question to answer: Do you want to murder Destiny?

 

[Seafarer]

One of my biggest issues is a strong amount of internalized transphobia that has kept me from realizing my true self. The idea that if i tried to transition people like you would find me cringe.

Being here, in this thread, among you guys. watching you willfully take obvious joke after obvious joke 100% seriously because that's how pathetically desperate you are for some milk, has made me realize something.

Why would anybody take seriously the thoughts or views or opinions of the kinds of people like.... y'all?

So for my final post on this account before i delete it from my password manager, I wanted to say thank you to kiwifarms. For helping me move past my internalized transphobia.

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Currently feeling She/They. Please respect my pronouns. (or don't, I won't know either way.)

Goodbye kiwifarm, and thank you for helping to increase the number of trans people in the world.

 

[Pizza Time]

Why would anybody take seriously the thoughts or views or opinions of the kinds of people like.... y'all?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"YOU NO RIKE MY NOODERS?! I BREAK YOUR REGS!"

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'd watch that but I also don't value my time

I'm either retarded or they don't work. Probably both.

I've never held a Bible in my life but I'm pretty sure that, in terms of things made up by Jews, gender ambiguity was a more recent invention.

Wait, isn't Alex supposed to be dead? Nigga has risen from his grave just to change a video title to make himself seem less like a loser, which ends up just making him look even more like a loser. Go back to being dead, Alex.

This is a strong contender for gayest way to kill yourself ever.
I think the only way gayer would be to literally get run over by a pride parade float.

 

[neger psykolog]

Some of you really laser focus on retarded shit to hate some of the detractors. Unless they are massive faggots like ChillMurray, iveega, Steve or Doody, who cares? There’s also a special place in Hell for Ingrid.

It’s really not that serious.

Nigga people are talking about DSP - Dark Syde Phil. This is deathly serious.

We are on a self-described gossiping forum, and the DarkSydePhil board at that. This isn't exactly the zenith of intellectual discussion, I'm not sure what you were expecting here of all places.

 

[CaddestSlown]

those trannies sure like deleting stuff. Posts, accounts, functioning genitalia, themselves..

SUFFAH, YOU POONER LOOKIN BITCH.

You revealed your power level to a libtard and got a “maybe”?! Fucking you were in my nigger, women are malleable.

Drinking rocket fuel from the local water supply is a good thing I guess.

Go back to Africa you incestuous fucking nigger.

-An American

 

[Meat Target]

Anyhow, if a language can't pronounce nigger with a hard R, then it's a bad language.

What is a nice sounding language?

Knowing OP, probably ebonics

 

[Pedophobe]

He does not actually want to rape himself as a clown, he just likes the idea of it.

The autism here is overwhelming

Enter the SRS thread, we have such sights to show you.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Free our nigga, he did everything wrong and we should be able to laugh at it.

He has been exposed to unfiltered hitler particles by spending so much time here on the transgender murder website. If he ends up becoming a troon he will not last long before he dies of hitler particle poisoning, as they remain latent for years.

What a weird way to out yourself as a pedophille.

him getting fucked in the ass would be less gay than those stupid glasses he has on

were wasting our times here laughing at his dumb shit and hes wasting his time being a fucking idiot

we all win

 

[Metamorpho]

>school email with last name in address
>username connected to multiple sites
>public unsecured wifi
>images with EXIF data
Yup, it’s posting time

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is a Primo Deluxe cow trait, you don't find this brand of retard anymore.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

10/10 on the nipples being more closer to her stomach and her chest

 

[tehpope]

If humanity started in fucking Michigan I'm ending it.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

”hey man, i was cool with you until you jerked off to underaged amputee porn”