random_text.txt

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm surprised tendies aren't mentioned in the old testament.

I'm not quite sure who is jewing who any longer...

I no longer think Kiwi Farms should be taken down anymore. I'm okay with you guys. Even if the military doesn't feel an incentive to protect me. I don't see the farms as problematic anymore.

I can't believe this nigger gets fully doxed and the first thing he does is say "Yeah my parents know I draw then jack off to anime children amputee porn." Like, nigga what the fuck?

Why does every hyper-autist lolcow also need to have a billion weird sexual fetishes? Why couldn't he have kept it at weird clown rape cinematic universes, consistent pointless slap fights, terrible art and music, weird trolling where he just complains about everything, and weird pointless aspirations like becoming a "hyper polyglot"?

 

[Gregis]

OP would need a dozen promotions just to be a faggot.

 

[Pedophobe]

As time goes on it becomes more and more difficult to parse parody from reality.

Free our nigga, he did everything wrong and we should be able to laugh at it.

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Not going to spoil much, but it does get a lot better. However, it also gets much, much worse.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

What would that even achieve?

An erection, apparently.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Aw sweet, manmade horrors well within my comprehension!

 

[Meat Target]

Just get control of your dick for 5 whole seconds to keep yourself from ending your career.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Sent at 2:32:56 AM ET / 7:36:56 AM UTC by user @Guns of the Gaytriots in General Chat:

does that thread have the op admitting to using ass napkins because his colon is blown out?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Keffles taking down Kiwifarms was the moment to get you guys out of the basement.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

He's old, he's washed up, and the only thing anyone will say to him when he shows his face on streams is. "You raped your mom and are not Jesus."

The entire time. He was keeping tabs on the farms on his main account the entire time... What the fuck

everyone wants to be josh "null" moon until it's time to do josh "null" moon things

Not going to spoil much, but it does get a lot better. However, it also gets much, much worse.

"Trannies ruin everything" isn't just an adage, it's an agenda.

Degeneracy for sure is a very confusing and unpredictable subject.

You're better at drawing amputee porn that's for sure. I doubt anyone else here has even tried.

Nope. I'm better than you. I have the pink triangle. Only cool people get that.

Nobody pretends to be my friend. That is a serious crime.

 

[Ed Special]

From a video I just watched on some Civ 6 drama

A collection of cognitive biases unconvincingly masquerading as a human being

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

At least I've been to Japan. All of you are stuck in your mother's basement because the stairs cannot handle you're weight.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

People who liked me before are not supposed to hate me. Traitors will suffer and the farms will shut down.

 

[Crex Crex]

When you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault

What happens in Ruckersville should stay in Ruckersville.

This is so sad.

Also you're a faggot.

Dear diary, OP was a fag again today

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You will be replaced by a singing, screaming cat and you will love it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

If I were going to be executed by the feds, I would request a fat asian hooker to sit on my face until I suffocated to death. Perhaps it's a bit barbaric, but it's better than getting popped into the stomach, and the bright side is it would be awkward for everyone to watch.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Autism already has a cure: abortion.

 

[frozen_runner]

If you have to ask, you have autism.

Hope is the first step towards disappointment.

I saw Destiny sucking a guy's dick.
I deserve reparations too.

ADB personally broke into my house and stole my 2000 point Tau army

Weird way to get back at your dad but okay.

Is there a separate (but equal) baby book you have to read if you've got a nigger baby?

The Jew fears the Red McDonalds roof

I always thought people of X was too cumbersome. For delineating race in writing, I propose people (Whites), "people" (most non-whites), (((people))) (Jews), peopre (Asians) and poople (Indians).

To avoid impure thoughts, the Vatican removed toiled paper from all toilets so the Pope doesn't need to entertain the idea of wiping his own ass.

If humanity started in fucking Michigan I'm ending it.

While considered a mid-late game area, you can actually dip into Lake Michigan right after arriving at Firelink for an early Fire Keeper soul.

italians are pizza niggers

The Holocaust was a social construct.

God I hate Ohio.

How much for a dozen pooner eggs?

what a horrifically depressing thread

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Luigi was bitch anyway, fucker hide behind a mask and try to used anonmility

 

[Windy Moors]

here's a single strand of cheese hanging from her hijab. it's mesmerising.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Thank god, Nick's producing milk again