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[Rembrandt]

(hex code: #FFFDD0, optional if you want to make the header into the color of coom)

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Dahmer rape fanfic was an exceptionally hard downturn as far as hobbies go.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I guess winter is over and killing time has began.

 

[neger psykolog]

These threads were better before Neger came back

Negers always ruin everything once they take over.

 

[WonderWino]

Honey, I did lines of blow with "Lucifer" while living with a scientologist who drove a party bus for a limo service operating out of a trailer park in Portland.

Are you just pretending to be naive?

Guys, thanks for making me think I'm important

 

[CaddestSlown]

Deep dish pizza is not pizza and you deep dish fags can suck my deep dick.

what does faggy round pizza have? you can fold it?

It’s a casserole. And calling it pizza is no different than claiming a transvestite is a true and honest woman.

Detroit Style Pizza is king.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

@CaddestSlown this was a nice little moment.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I am not angry.

I am bolding to show you how stupid you are.

 

[obsdj]

Powerfuk.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

It used to be you'd actually have to pay to go to a sideshow and see freaks like this.

But now in current year, it's free! They'll actually pay for Internet access to let their freak flag fly.

 

[Crex Crex]

he is nigga rich like Notch

 

[Ken Barlow]

Grow up and get a thicker skin.

 

[IKOL]

I sincerely wish to astrally project myself back in time just so I can visit myself in late 2001 just to whisper in mine own ear "you will live to see Shrek raped before your eyes...."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Actually all three trooned out but 66% of all transgender ogres commit suicide.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I blame the rotpocket for breaking my concentration.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

I feel all my love and life being drained out in real time. The childhood magic is gone, goodbye World. #NotmyShrek.

 

[CallmeCicada]

the pure fun of cyberbowling these fucking crippled troon scum!

 

[The Spoils of War]

This is the actual death of comedy.

 

[Law]

Look, I am so tired of this but science has already researched this topic and larger dicks get just as hard as smaller ones.

 

[Gentlebastard]

God fucks in mysterious ways.

Judging by his holocaust POW camp musical number, this film would be really fucking funny.

Always remember, no matter how down bad you are in life, you'll never be a subcontinental.

People would enter a contest to marry a rotting dog's carcass if it got them onto a shitty reality tv show.

He humorlessly plods toward sex like a robot vacuum cleaner vacuuming up debris

It is legitimately impressive, in a "watching a retarded drink an entire can of paint" way

You can't hammer a piece of shit into a diamond.

I'd like to point out that he got a D+ in a problem solving course. A year prior it was a C+

Say what you will, but when I'm out in the hood using ATM at night, I know one thing I'm not looking out for: The nazis.