random_text.txt

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

There's a reason why nobody calls Bluey a loli or Cailou a shota

 

[CEO of Gay]

Anominous's Law: If you point out a grammatical error in someone else's post, God immediately curses you and you are guaranteed to have one in in your own post.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“I will avenge you, Denis Hof!”

Original source

 

[CallmeCicada]

should have been an S-tier (S stands for Sneed)

 

[|o|]

Shameless drunk self bump from keno chat “I haven’t been here for too long and I don’t even care if I’ve discovered what KF is fully about. I just love seeing my niggas grow”

 

[joebobmurphy]

Goldmine from Russhole

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[mindlessobserver]

“I will avenge you, Denis Hof!”

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

'I'm an autistic diaper shitting baby but AT LEAST I DIDNT HIT MY DAD"!

 

[Aunt Carol]

This black pooner is uneasy about the fact that her nipples look like a pair of googly eyes.

I’m not fat but being naked is luxurious.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

A lot of men have been complaining lately about "hurr durr women always attack the person and not the argument".

What's wrong with attacking the person?
If you're a faggot or brown, I don't care what you have to say.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I know you're down bad, but she fucks her dad.

 

[Positron]

Link

 

[Brain Power]

hopefully they invent a 3d to 2d surgery so i can finally become a cartoon character irl

 

[CallmeCicada]

Pokemon and "not gooning to kids" do not work well together, it's only a matter of time before we see Misty driving a blue Dodge Magnum armless

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Saying "nigger" to yourself in total privacy perpetuates epigenetic generational trauma

I hate musicals, I hate the lingering effects of that shitty sausage movie and I hate Norway

The jobs hard enough on my brain without having to visualize your sexual exploits you walrus shaped dropped lasagna of a man

Basically a country track that identifies as a main road and got highway-affirming tarmac at some point in the past

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I saw someone describe all this as the DEI woke reboot of the Charlie Manson Family, and I'm still giggling.

 

[bear hammer]

"Kiwifarms users wanted me to log off and I did the opposite and unleashed the final boss of autism." -Alex Hogendorp

https://www.deviantart.com/betterskatez/status-update/Kiwifarms-users-wanted-me-to-1166170968

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Here he can be seen, often down on all fours, pawing lasciviously at the archaeology of his truncated sexual history with greasy fingers, drooling with a combination of impotent rage and unrequited sexual arousal over the sun-blanched rubble, belatedly marking territory that has been all but swallowed up by the passing of time

 

[CaddestSlown]

Can I pet the cat instead of seeing naked women?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sonic was inspired by 90s Bill Clinton, therefore he opposes gay marriage and illegals.

Is this satire or seething? Damn you Poe's law!

Kids today probably don't even know about the "playtime is ogre" greentext where he rapes you and you thank him. Smdh.

Also, people mentioning Sonic being on Eggsteins flight list tend to kill themselves.

I am sorry you were born Canadian

College kids love mold . My roommates a couple years ago kept a pet black mold in their shower, gave it a name and everything. I bought the cleaning supplies to get rid of it and they refused.

That first video is so good. His impotent rage, Reddit atheist fedora tipping, mush-mouth screeching.

"This is why I hate Christianity! Fuck Christians!" because they denied him his whores.

No she's not attractive.
Yes she identifies as queer.

Her partner might be a man, might be a cave salamander, I can't tell, but I felt bones breaking when I shook his hand.

I think all the Middle Eastern countries (especially Israel) should be combined into one big super country called the "Arabian Buc-ee's Company", in which a gigantic Buc-ee's megaplex is formed at the center of that shit hole.

That's why I only watch men fucking other men. Pure testosterone, none of that fag gay girly pussy shit.

Life was simpler and there was less fighting about porn when you had to put in more effort to see even just a glimpse of bare titty. The value of titty has plummeted due to the ease of access.

There are no good intentions behind these eyes.