random_text.txt

[Toji Suzuhara]

Can you dox 'book him based off of his asshole pics?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Tanya’s Island (1980) is definitely the best Sasquatch rape movie ever made.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You can stop a retard from sticking his dick in the class pencil sharpener only so many times before you throw up your hands and just start betting on how badly he is going to hurt himself this time

If this world is going to hell, lets at least make it entertaining.

Common Indian names include:
Pooja
Tippoo
Eshita
Rishit

They also roll in poo, consume it, and throw it at each other.

Did Dr. Seuss make India? Is this some psyop?

Being crucified upside down would actually be less painful than a normal crucifixion, you would die a lot quicker.

I knoweth why the Pigman oinketh.

'Tis all he has.

I translated this post with my advanced meme magic.

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

why does he look like an autistic 9 year old

i have never seen someone this pale before

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Exactly, and it's not like we were being told to submit to stagnation and authoritarianism under a genuinely competent system of enlightened geniuses (which, for the record, would also be bad, but at least it would be cool and sci-fi)

 

[vomitusdeux]

I only masturbate 3-4 times a week on average. And yeah, it's usually clop. But let's be honest, someone like you would be lucky to be able to cum inside of Derpy Hooves, let alone my sidepiece Starlight Glimmer.

You're coping and seething a lot there for an antifa pedo barneyfag who is attracted to cartoons for 4yr old girls

even your tulpa hates you

Who knew asking a barely legal pooner if they're bald, fat, had a girlfriend, if they know anyone that is single, and if they're devoted to the clopper kind was a bad idea in hindsight.

Tall words for a man who sliced his peepee off and won't get a job

Mommy Danburst was clear when she said no arguing to lower the age of consent after 10pm.

did you just axiom my gender

"Haha yeah I have a condition where I have to scream "I'll rape your mom" out loud in public at random, sorry. "

I would put testosterone in his happy meal.

until brown people vanish they'll keep shoving thic ladies into goyslop

Enjoy beanworld, beaner child.

British accent cannot do the fake anime child voice. She just sounds like a downie.

Can you dox 'book him based off of his asshole pics?

I refuse to believe that someone here can shitlock holmes someone's information using only a picture of their asshole.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I barely remember any of that. Anyway, Null chat banned me for a week

 

[Among Us Gaming]

I have no vagina and I must beg.

 

[Gravemind]

I recognize that gay butthole.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's true and a huge old shame for Marvel: the very very first instance of open homosexuality in a Marvel Comic publication, was that of gay rapists trying to sexually assault/gang rape Bruce fucking Banner, back when the Hulk was (as a franchise) at it's peak popularity, and at the YMCA none the less. Written by the editor in chief at that!

 

[JustSomeDong]

>Thinking about the man I could have been if I didn't eat those Fruity Pebbles back in 1995
>HFCS, red 40
>TV man said it was part of a complete breakfast
All this sanity, lost, like tears in the rain.
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[Rotollo 2]

" This very quickly went from "I hate my name I regret it" to "LOLIS GOOD TRUMP FAGS BAD."

 

[Dr. Butt]

I shoved 2 frozen grapes in my asshole and you guys were right, these do feel like ovaries!

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

I WILL AVENGE YOU, DENNIS HOF!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

why are you so insistent on torturing me with Carrots

 

[Lords Greatsword]

illinois seems like a state where youre either surrounded by corn or surrounded by blacks

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Human brains aren't set up for that many ideas all at once. You end up with migraines and Chris Chan.

These people are evil but they’re also such faggots. I want to bully John Podesta and I wanna push Marina Abramovic down a flight of stairs. They’re just fucking theatre kids but they’ve become so degenerate and evil there’s no room left for a personality.

What do you want me to do faggot? Incite a race war?

 

[Al Jolson]

 

[Dr. Butt]

but fuck all of that - if Chantal gets rabies I'm giving Josh my entire monthly salary

 

[frozen_runner]

Protect European rape gangs from Putinanical aggression.

Lair Liar pussy on fire!

Niggers can be very funny. Criminal, but very funny.

What's dysfunctional about wanting to be fucked in the ass while wearing a cow costume?

I need a bitch with money.

Only mess with women that pick up the check.

A monkey paw wish: You get called a nigger and get a free car, but it's an EV.

I liked Kanye before he was a racist, I loved him when he became racist.

im not reading that giant wall of text, but i love women

Meet the poo
Get the screw
Bobs and vagene
No redeem

The toilet witches are our greatest line of defense against the India menace. Their bravery shall be rewarded once the great flush is achieved.

Aliens are real and no one cares except the gooners.

 

[Meat Target]

Even Louisiana, considering what it is, is not completely unaware of the existence of the Constitution.