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[Diggus Bickus]

>40 year old man getting doxxed results in Zoey going off her meds
Yep, just another day on Hall of shame

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Enjoy your windmills.

No one tell the xenomorph fanboy over here that the mature tag was only cuz nudity and nothing else. Shhh.

I may be mixed race but I am way more native than you ever will.

 

[Arrival]

The trans stuff also wasn't a huge suprise, as he has admitted to crossdressing and masturbating while wearing his mother's underwear prior around 2014/2015 ish.

 

[NEMA 5-15 receptacle]

This thread is rancid and every party involved should kill themselves. Myself included.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm beginning to suspect he is a crazy person.

Damn, not his Nintendo 3DS Friend Code too. That's too far, bro.

You know it'll never end. There's too much autism in the world for it to end.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

The face of a man who has made it his life's goal to stick his dick in Bigfoot

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The feeble minded European American simply can't comprehend how much pure fucking INTELLIGENCE it takes to jack off to Ganondorf's cock, while a banana is slowly shoved up his ass. It takes true, undeniable talent.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Is it just a coincidence that the hole in his neck is the exact same size and shape of a raped cat's asshole?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Im drunk but i redspet the grift og birnh a bifgoot expert yjay's all

 

[Tablet County]

That shark got them fakeass fuckin' JAYS though.

Actually, a proper black/AMOLED theme would be a nice addition

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

it's a pleasure to be here with you all on page... green?

 

[polyester]

The child in me demands its birth. Immediately.

 

[Tablet County]

My brain is telling me to rate powerlevel but my heart is telling me to rate feels

 

[Oliver Onions]

We are now at the point that three kids only exist because of their father's having a feud with this site.

 

[Hamstirer]

Stay out of my life and my pee hole, demons

 

[Tablet County]

They would be the Kwisatz Haderach of lolcows known simply as the Krosseyed Halolcow, destined to have all the pronouns and plot armor that all lolcows have without any other purpose than to be milked for the lulz to death

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can see her ankle, what a whore!

"Don't worry, it's not shit, it's cum"

e-scooters are 10x more fun to drive drunk than my car

Sometimes when things like this happen, I can't avoid thinking God is kind of a dick sometimes.

"How could we have known that Bi Xi Bang Ti Zao Wu Fu Li Lie Lo was a Chinese spy?"

"It's not that I am suicidal, it's just that I can't stop thinking about how much I want to die."

who was that physicist in the 90s who deliberately wrote essays full of gibberish for philosophy magazines in order to prove they would publish anything so long as it was incomprehensible enough to sound smart

From what I understand there are two sides. The side who gets cheez wiz , and the side that will stab you if you ask for cheez wiz.

He whom the gods would bring low, they first raise up. That way the fall is much greater. Give him a big chunk of Milwaukee's money. And watch the milk flow.

I would be nice. I'd take his glasses off before I flushed his head down the toilet.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

congrats kiwis you have somehow managed to make mass debates into a horny retirement home

There's no random_text quote anymore, why even live?

 

[Tablet County]

There's no random_text quote anymore, why even live?

This isn't the first time the random text has died. Give it a few, it'll be back.

 

[Pedophobe]

This isn't the first time the random text has died. Give it a few, it'll be back.

At least Internet Tough Guys somehow survived this round.

QOTW:

The site is going to change and flicker as you use it. That's expected.

Kids in This Japanese Town Collect Pokemon-Style Cards Featuring Local Middle-Aged Men