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[Aunt Carol]

The modalities that he has tried to alleviate his back pain have been very, very limited. Limited mostly to being a whiny bitch.

I stand strongly in favour of bald, bearded Jake grabbing people and telling them that they’re trans like him.

"HELP! I'M BEING BESIEGED BY LESBIAN RAPE GANGS!"

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Allah è un frocio e Maometto si fa scopare dai negri.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I bet the ditch would stink.

She got tits like a jennfer a jay drawing.

“I love relish, I love relish, I love relish”

If you arrest him, there's a very real chance he's going to shit his pants in the car. That would be bad enough to clean up, but he's gonna be hard the whole time, too, and babbling away in that fucking voice. Do you want that in the back of your car?

he has pictures of the wendy's mascot pooping into icecream cups.

I'm actually diagnosed with autism and happen to have a humiliation kink

All he will have is a teddy bear, his ear muffs, and maybe a diaper to shit in.

NIGGA SOUP

What did you find so enticing about Bowser's cock?

Do they draw Gannondorf that hairy that they let users post him to the furry site? Jesus Christ.

There's literally no difference between jumping on a Goomba's head in Super Mario Bros. and raping an entire family in Rapelay. Entirely indistinguishable.

I already have fent out on the porch like a fresh apple pie on a sunny day, waiting for it to be boofed like the American Dream says it is or something.

Hush, child. The adults are discussing your incontinence.

Offical KF piss talk and UTIs thread

i dont fuck bathtub shrimp

STOP SPECULATING ABOUT MY PUSSY
I HAVE ALREADY HAD TO ASK YOU GUYS TO STOP

Please don't ask the girl with the cognitive capacity of an 8 year old to show pussy.

I feel really gross. I might go take a bath in my non-shrimp infested bathtub.

The thread is on piss-based life support

Who needs the Death Note when you have the Death Master File?

>Not wanting to fuck dogs is virtue signaling

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Man, I don't miss being young and retarded. Old and retarded is far more comfy.

 

[CallmeCicada]

No child. You have eternal life and salvation, enjoy heaven, blessed child.

 

[Hamstirer]

There's a difference between Good Ol' Boys and Trailer Park Boys. Ohio is an overgrown Sunnyvale.

 

[Thé au lait]

> do you want to see the weeb shelf
> good morning, have a boat

They're made for each other.

 

[PandaChai]

an embarrassment of slant vagina riches

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Last one got turned into a Kiwi Dating thread with bingo cards and people getting married and posting videos of each other eloping.

ugh guys, this is just so boring, sigh. why don't we do something else and stop paying attention. hey guys, i'm just really not feeling this one, sigh. can we leave this guy alone already? i don't care about this thread at all, that's why i posted here. ok, but it's not funny to make fun of people, actually. laughing at people is so boring, i'm going to tell everyone how boring i think this is. wow, not funny, dude. sigh, such a boring nothingburger i don't care about, i should tell everyone how much this doesn't interest me.

We got feet picks out of the leak. The money was, in fact, worth it.

 

[Arrival]

The most I've seen LinkedIn in action is with people using it to dox its users.

 

[Axiom.]

Calling me a faggot, even though toji and ross want her, isn’t it obvious? No? FUCK YOU THEN

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I know one of you are giving her taco bell gift cards off-site

MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS SMARTER THAN YOU HOLY SHIT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST. ADMIT YOURSELF INTO THE WARD. FUCKING NIGGER

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Reading this thread is more effective than actual self harm

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Thank you, Elagabalus. Let no one believe the lie that trannies prostitute themselves out of necessity. Any troon that does it, does it voluntarily for the affirming female rager it gives them to be assfucked by violent johns.

 

[Super Malario]

I think he's saying "¡Ay Ay Ay Señor ICE! ¡Por favor no me deporte!"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

OH shit I just remembered I got exams tomorrow what the fuck am I doing here I didn't even study
I fucked myself over because of random spergs on the Internet fuck my life !!!!!!!!! SHIT!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

THE REASON WHY I AM SAYING NEW ORDER IS BECAUSE I WILL TAKE NULLS PLACE AND MAKE CHANGES AND SHIT THAT YOU SPERGS WILL HATE


I ONLY LIKE METOKUR CUS OF THE BATHTUB ROSS SAGA

 

[Meiwaku]

LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUNDS OF HAVING FUN LALALAALALALALALA

I have no idea why so many of you feel the need to power level about your own mental problems in a thread about a retarded teenager from Tampa.

Just because the thread has devolved to making bingo cards and pissing in the shower does not mean you can get away with this, you broke a women's heart all because 3 pages of e-dating in the dm is too long.

i dont piss myself ““constantly””

i dont piss myself intentionally

All the world's a stage,
And all the simps merely gooners;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one simp in his time goons many times,
His acts being seven cooms.

@Trombonista UNBAN ME FROM THE HALL THREAD
I AM BEING MENTIONED THERE AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO RESPOND TO PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME
UNBAN ME

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You have been banned for the following reason: calmdown time

This a Kiwi Farms thread, not a retirement home

I may be a “faggot”, a “tranny”, but atleast im not a bigger faggot than Toji, #freeross, daddy’s angry juice, and all the retards that tried to gain her love.

THE REASON WHY I AM SAYING NEW ORDER IS BECAUSE I WILL TAKE NULLS PLACE AND MAKE CHANGES AND SHIT THAT YOU SPERGS WILL HATE

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-doo
I've got a funny puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-dee
How can a guy not have a pee-pee?

Are you a man when you cut off your tits?
Tearing off arm flesh and making new bits?
How can a man be born with a twat?
What would your parents think, of, that?

When posting pictures of underage girls showing off their mastectomy scars, censor the nipples, just out of caution.

A community of people who jerk of with anatomically accurate dog penis shaped dildos

one night our fathers were horny and our moms actually let him bust a fat load inside of her. That load was YOU

All I'm hearing is he has 2/3s of a month to kill another sex slave.

 

[Tablet County]

You either die saying gay nigger faggot, or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay nigger faggot.

you just blew $20 on some Mormon hand porn.

For every time this pooner cuts, a dog plays a guitar.