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[Super Mario Brothers]

Probably just got tired of hearing him scream murder and rape threats in his room.

It was fantastic. I really had a chance to reflect on all the fucked up stuff I've been yanking my fat hairy cock to. I've decided that I'm going to quit looking at porn and try to get a job so I'm no longer a worthless parasite.

This thread is officially my personal erp dm chain.

alex sounds like ow licks.

im out.

I just wish @Nigger and @niggernigger were still around.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The ability to say nigger, kike and faggot makes the moments when you are not saying it, more special. You can not force comfiness, it can only thrive in a toxic enviroment.

Fuck you motherfucker, I'll be as polite as I fucking want to the AI and you'll pay for it like the cucks you are.

When I see a bumper sicker, ANY bumper sticker, I automatically think retard.

Though I do kind of want to make some stupid ass "BUMPER STICKERS ARE FOR RETARDS" bumper stickers.

When I see a bumper sicker, ANY bumper sticker, I automatically think retard.

fuck you honk if you're horny is a classic

The suit only makes that impression worse, because his jacket normally has drool on it.

Just cute innocent body disposer eyes.

The kiwi farms is a middle finger to everyone. We WILL talk shit, and there is nothing you can do about it. we know you’re watching. You can’t report us. COPE AND SNEED

He rizzed his last gyatt

May he rest in skibidi

She seems to be going for the slampig aesthetic. Not that i am complaining.

You can digitize Pat right now:

10 INPUT PAT$
20 PRINT "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy Prison."
30 GOTO 10

 

[IKOL]

*sniffs @Toji Suzuhara's musky asshole, licks @PaperRoads' sweaty taint and balls*

*kisses @Count Grishnackh with @PaperRoads ball sweat still on my lips*

*eats Toji's feces*

What else would you expect from a fat autistic pedophile who likes little boys with no arms?

One day I will make everyone in this thread my little armless concubines.

I'm loud and proud about my deviancy. Put it on record that I, Alex Hogendorp, am a fat retarded gay pedophile who looks like Armenian Corey and I also have a scat and rape fetish and I want to fuck my sister.

Why would I get a job when I can jerk off to armless shota all day?

Coicidentally with the death of Francis, Alex have returned to Farms... Coincidence? I PRESS "X" TO DOUBT!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I would never murder my family.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14"

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You know what fuck you guys. It was a mistake ever coming back here. You guys are the most obsessive hateful group of people I've ever met. I'm never returning to this stupid thread.

 

[Meiwaku]

>we're not going after Ethan just because he's Jewish.
Lol speak for yourself

Women sometimes ask online if a man will dry his face with the same towel he dries his dick and balls with. What, do women have a pussy towel or something? What kind of question is that?

Also, I see cool sunglasses on an animal, I say "hell yeah" out loud

Every day at 8 pm we have to look at gay porn or Hitler will come back to life

"Babe, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh you know, what would happen if you were kidnapped by the mafia and I had to take down all of the capos one by one in John Woo style shootouts, until I got to the don who id have to knife fight, I don't know anything about knife fighting but I'd probably win since it can't be that hard. Then once I knew you were safe, I'd fly into the camera like Neo at the end of The Matrix."

She just stares in an expression of disgust and disappointment as she realizes she is dating a fucking child.

congratulations kiwis you have somehow managed to make mass debates into a horny retirement home

Pajeets really are a great example of being ugly on the inside and the outside.

Exactly! When we were kids we were taught if you send less than 3 skulls you just look foolish.

I also want to fuck my sister's pooner girlfriend.
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"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being born female is somewhat girly, I think.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMOS

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Cannot determine which burger this is, still appetizing.

 

[JustSomeDong]

India is made by buttworms!

 

[Warai Otoko]

WE WUZ WYMENZ N SHIET

 

[Nome]

I MAY BE A PEDOPHILE BUT AT LEAST I DIDNT PAY NULL 100 DOLLARS

 

[Dead Lion]

This thread is reaching a critical mass of chaotic retardation.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Commies hate fat, fat is bougie. Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

 

[Tablet County]

Null doesn't have the right to bitch about cheese selection in the US. My options are mozzarella, mozzarella, and more mozzarella for some God forsaken reason.

The cops raiding my house to repo my newly bought collection of human skulls after I failed by Klarna payments only to get vaporized by the Mesoamerican demon I summoned using them.

Halford is the least gay gay that has ever gayed around. Hard homo to the core....thats almost not gay.....even though its very gay.

 

[Super Malario]

okay???? do you have a problem with autistic people or something?????? the fuck is wring witj you????

 

[Laburnum]

Uh oh. Mom found the Kiwifarms thread!

 

[Lords Greatsword]

A gooner and his money are soon departed

 

[Warai Otoko]

i'm nonbinary not what you call a "tranny"

You don't wanna catch the ultimate form of objectification aka endosomatophilia aka objectifying a person in such detail

they not it

they is a respectable norse pronoun used in singular since chaucer despite various proscriptions and omissions from dictionaries over the years