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[Tablet County]

I fear not the men who have reacted to 10,000 clips once, but I fear the men who have reacted to one clip 10,000 times.

My boss commented on the evil cackle I made the second I read "stalker child".

Bold of you to assume fat lonely retards and discord kittens will care about a law that doesn't work in their favor.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

MY enjoyment of the video game, no matter its structure, hinges on the ability to communicate the word nigger in text to others.

 

[Gingervitis]

Waxing one's asshole should be the default for everyone, IMO.

 

[Imam Shamil]

Source (from a lolcow, Clavicular)
When men were trying to get to the moon they didnt care what kind of rocket materials were legal or illegal, they wanted to get to the moon.
The same is true for us, were trying to mog no matter the cost. Whether it be surgery, roids, softmaxing. The end goal is what matters, this is why we dont allow females to join this site, this disconnect would ruin the discourse because their lives are much easier.

 

[NotClavicular]

Look, you're just another normie. You can't see the real world. It's a battlefield and I'm one of the few who gets it.
My body count isn't about bragging, it's proof I understand the brutal truths of power and manipulation. You think I'm boasting, but I'm actually living in the reality you're too scared to face.
You're just a puppet. I'm the one pulling the strings. Keep sleeping while I play the game and win.

 

[Childe]

"Calling on my gods and possibly my legislators"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Harambe would never rob a pregnant lady at gunpoint.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have a daughter and wife, I can't be misogynist.

 

[The Nothingness]

I do not believe everyone wants to fuck Michael Cera.
Even Michael Cera doesn't want to fuck Michael Cera.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I've made better food after a 12 hour shift while drunk and contemplating suicide

 

[Sicko Hunter]

if Justin Whang and Cobes had a baby, and fed it soy, it would be that guy.

 

[twisted cycle path]

Yikes, you're showing your true colors it seems.

 

[CaddestSlown]

He's not wrong. If I played less videogames and had a job besides sucking cocks, I would probably be less fat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If you're going to fuck it up, fuck it all the way up

Executive summary: He published personal information under his real name.

it feels posting my poop often wasn’t enough or something

Never seen anything like it. I stood there and watched the whole thing. I'm a gigantic fucking loser and even I was cringing.

Behold the friendzone personified.

She looks like she just got 5 orgasms fucked out of her in that post-burger review.

I'm so high right now when I cum on your bitch tits you'll die from secondhand fent exposure

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You admited to prolapsing a cat. I think that alone says enough on what kind of animal you raped to death.


(A sentence I'd never thought I would write, what the fuck is even this thread?)

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Online gaming is dead because I cant call a prepubescent child a nigger. I'm not even being sarcastic here.

 

[obsdj]

Thank you, but I'm starting to think you signed up for the Kiwi Farms to astroturf for Big Niacin.

 

[CaddestSlown]

How much money did they spend to astroturf the word taco?

She's FAT

Frat boys do indeed love a good slampig.

Kiwifarms is a void that exists in the vaccum of space. We don't exist. But we also exist. A secret world no man or woman dare to utter it's name.

We're the Backrooms of Retards.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I hate niggers so god damn much it's unreal

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Great, now I'm thinking about gay buttfucking.