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[Hitman One]

Fuck that retarded rule and the faggot jannies who enforce it.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Elves and furries. Must be the pointed ears that do it for him. Better to pee in? Very strange.

Good post though, laughed at searching for butthole and pee.

 

[Gog & Magog]

"you're honor, im fucking retarded as shit, I didnt know what I said was retarded"

There is absolutely nothing more dangerous than an enlisted with nothing to do and out of crayons to eat.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Basketball American coded...

he was driven by some ancient chinese blood curse

the dreaded coontroon

I was briefly friends with someone who turned into a pooner to become that one goth kid from south park

troons are a lot like downies

Seems like he was a poor use of those limited funds and human cadaver tissue.

they play warhammer to tell you they're transitioning.

Did you just call yourself a faggot?

His entire brain is wired to only spew out tranny hot takes and to know what collection or series any given Transformer toy is from.

"as a relatively successful queer person running an amateur website myself, that makes me a fun target"

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I know I’m late on this but if you think having even one acre of Federal Land being sold is a remotely ok idea you should have your throat slit

"Nothing happens" bros, I don't feel so good...

Send your rainbows. Rename my account Mr Manifest Destiny Incarnate and make my profile picture a big choochoo train with Henry Kissinger's face on it.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Now I know it's a hold over from a game where you play a psycho bondage clown that has to increase your body count to level up, it suddenly makes more sense.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I have a serious question for you fatty, fat, rotund, obese, walking avatars of adipose horror, whale, sentient planetoid, fat fucks who push this shit

I have done nothing but teleport gravel for 3 days

Do one with Zzzzchczch....zcHzch.. the polish guy with the fucked up paintings

Shit's gay so you have to look up for homosexual solutions from time to time

General Butt Naked seems to be mostly rehabilitated. He's a preacher these days.

To your great dismay, you're faced with the visage of your arch enemy, CHEDDAR

I look for asian mail order brides

Penis Wrath is why people beat their penises

I swear to God it's the gay version of the Early Life section

Fucking a author that you respect sounds awful like it risks damaging your ability to enjoy their writing later, like accelerating the idea of familiarity breeds contempt.

Have you heard much about the New School? Having this guy as an instructor is the least of their problems. It's like they emptied a mental hospital into an anarchist squad, taught them critical theory and started charging people hundreds of thousands of dollars to study there.

that the last person in there didn't commit biological atrocities on the stall

*I'll* whisper "my rate is two hundred bucks for 3 hours, cash only, up front."

It's easy to find a robot to have sex with if your standards are realistic

My heart is mostly gorilla glue, with shards of glass sticking out of it.

Women, for some reason, have wrists like limp noodles attached to dying children.

ou better check that bitches asshole on the daily to make sure she doesnt have a biological weapon created by the IDF to murder you for your gem and gold stashes

I hate constant reminders to drink water and stay hydrated. Nigga I am hydrated already shut the fuck up

I can't let the cat in my room overnight, she'd try to pluck my eyebrows. She likely thinks those sad sparse hairs (from cat's view) aren't worth keeping and tries to spare me from embarassing myself

They all look like some sort of autism awareness cakes, except the ones to the right, they look a little bit too Italian.

I was at a Worldcon taking an elevator when two black chicks came in and one to the other said, “I met Samuel Delaney and at first he was all like I’m Samuel Delaney but then after a while he was really cool.”

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What does that have to do with anything. All my shit is straight porn free of niggers and trannies.

Now I am not going to pretend I didn't download videos of light skinned latina bitches though. They could cross the border any time.

A terabyte of AV1 encoded pornography would be terrifying.

Was it safe to release that snake? Now that he has a taste for penis he may attack again

Apparently this is a hot take here, but I'm not eating canned goods that someone has pissed all over.

 

[supremeautismo]

“Your honor, my client may have killed those two babies with his bare hands… but did you know that Jamal is the funniest nigga in the hood?”

 

[invisibult plus+]

PUSSY FACING THE WORLD!

 

[Rembrandt]

My condolences for those of you still holding out hope.

He has his rare moments of humility. Like how freaked out he looked when he accidentally shat in the swimming pool.

 

[stupid frog]

Who would've guessed women were fags for masculine cock.

 

[vomitusdeux]

A smaller one than usual because I don't feel like being online as much.

100 grand minimum to touch his uncunt.

And that's why Olive Garden is considered a five-star fine dining establishment.

Only the finest pork slop products and Olive Garden will touch this man's lips.

 

[spacko]

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[Gentlebastard]

This cow is always lowering the bar in his limbo contest with himself

Less than a fucking hour after I come back from a month long fucking hiatus and pig man is already getting into new shenanigans?!

Fuck my ass I aint ever gonna catch up with what I missed now

I really don't want to be racist, but as time goes on I don't know if I can hold up any longer.

he's an overfilled garbage bag of competing sins

When you're such a miserable cunt that even the suicide hotlines drop you, maybe the problem is you?

In Obama's commencement speech to my graduating class, he advised, "never download or save porn to your devices." I think those were wise words to live by.

His headspace is a strange and unfortunate mash-up of gay porn phrasing and Men's Adventure magazine stories from the 30's-50's.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

what is the "I'm a lover and builder too, of rape" one's origins?

 

[Harm]

Only in this thread could 'he was hyping up bestiality, not pedophilia' be considered the best case scenario.

 

[DumbDude43]

[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Yes, but I am also right

 

[Colon capital V]

"Republicans separating families with FNAF money"