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[Radola Gajda]

Lenin does look like he'd be a fan of the Balldo, come to think of it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm not the one making gay baby mice, nigger

 

[Meat Target]

Where the "Come" is disgustingly literal. And the "dom". Not the "King" though.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Why would a satellite identify as a trans woman and find solace through Homestuck of all things?

 

[obsdj]

I know, but those dam snack cakes man, I can get them cheap and keep them everywhere, in my tool boxes, in my truck, hell I'm like the Rekeita of snack cakes man.

 

[neger psykolog]

Shut down the website @Null we’ve been unseated.
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"Reddit is the new Kiwi Farms"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Think playboy, but CSAM.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I challenge you to find a single thing in my post history to back up that ridiculous statement.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

You gotta dress for the job you want, even if that job is "gay wizard."

Especially if that job is "gay wizard."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do they just hate cool stuff? Moving around powered by miniaturized explosions is one of the coolest things ever.

Being fat and on a multitude of different SSRIS is probably the only things stopping these people from becoming serial killers.

The entire saga of a bunch of online 30-40 year olds sending Muppet and diaper shitposts to a guy who said Norm wasn't funny until he lost his mind and destroyed his own life is like the plot of a David Foster Wallace novel. It's too absurd to be real.

She also calls herself "disabled."

Yeah well she's utterly incapable of acting like a human being. That's sort of a disability but not the kind that gets you a handicapped parking space, more the kind that gets you beaten until you need one.

Remember we are bad because we say "nigger" a word so powerful merely reading it will kill you!

Has anyone else wondered what noise down syndrome women make during sex? Is it the same groans etc as normal women or do they make retarded sounding groans?

 

[Eternal Patrol]

You guys are all too online, so my suggestion is you be sent outside to some kind of camp, so you can concentrate.

 

[Clotso Coof]

>Browse farms on the shitter
>Troons, whores, troons, whores, troons
>Oh look, an animal rescue thread, maybe I'll learn something or help someone with their issues
>Click
>It's troons and whores

 

[Two Dollars]

It’s not the suicide that offends me, it’s the Reddit hypocrisy

 

[CallmeCicada]

i hate all of you so fucking much, especially the women

 

[Harvey Danger]

The Farms is burdened with the curse of turning every single judge involved with lolcows into window licking spergs.

 

[Cnidarian]

Man, that could actually be a career, in this stupidest-version cyberpunk dystopia. Nobody's jacking their brain into the Gibson but you can hire a guy to pretend to be a sparkledog and convince your failson to bathe and finish his GED.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

journalism is citing a fanmade Muppet Wiki maintained by gigaspergs to support your argument that toddlers need to learn about anal sex

 

[卐卐卐]

KiwiFarms has developed a general ethical code

 

[Chromeo]

You gotta dress for the job you want, even if that job is "gay wizard."

Especially if that job is "gay wizard."

 

[Écho Öwl]

I’ m imagining a cross between a dalek and a toilet chasing down trannies screeching “you are not a woman! You must be exterminated!!”