random_text.txt

[Gog & Magog]

Every MATI includes an unintentional IQ test for the audience that ends with disappointing results

 

[3MMA]

The only tummy I wanna see is this one right here.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

that level of homosexuality is really hard to stomach for me when im trying to watch cars

 

[monstrous bubo]

They appreciate descriptive adjectives in the comments when you're recording stool.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Thanks, I lost my boner

Why are you on the farms with a boner?

 

[Metamorpho]

I'd expect a game centered around titties to have realistic titty physics, not jiggle physics straight out of East Asian MMORPGs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Huffing day old vagina juice? Man, someone sure is thirsty.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't go anywhere without my emotional support side of beef.

Imagine if instead of this smut we had the intellectuals choice, the James Joyce Fart Pornhub.

I think that she is genuine in her beliefs, even though she is completely wrong.

Neither can step back and just go "Wait, this is stupid". They're having a nigga moment without being niggas, because neither is willing to just go "Wait a second, I'm white, hahaha".

From @DJ Grelle on the "Pictures on the Internet that have made you laugh hysterically" thread:

all good internet culture is downstream of hitlerism

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

'Winnie The Pooh had penis issues'.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This nigga lookin at duck porn.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"The Effects of Mario Party Culture on Women," is a grant waiting to happen. Word it the right way and you can convince them it's sexist *not* to fund it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They stole the foreskin right off those kids.

 

[PhoBingas]

I have no need for sandwich fuckers.

 

[Cemetery Support]

So I would like to share something with you all. I have a bad habit of getting pornstar numbers through sending them fake modeling opportunities

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Pajeets are to white collar work what Mexicans are to blue collar work.

 

[Crex Crex]

Women would rather eat shit than get a real job.

 

[obsdj]

your so dang AdamSmithpilled its DRIPPING off you

 

[Sperg Spectating]

nigger. people like Zolyanda are almost always a result of neglectful parenting combined with early internet access. I can speak from personal experiance when I say this so you KNOW i'm dropping straight trvthnvkes on here. Basically yeah she stated that her parents didn't like take care of her (i mean fair enough if little tiffany was 1% as annoying as modern iffany and I were the father then yeah call me a nigger the way I would bail on that family life n shieeet,). Granted my parents weren't negelectfull but instead just wouefully innocent and ignorant of the true horrors the internet has in store and let me kinda do whatever and if things turned out different I probablly culd have had a thread on here ors something. Granted I'm pretty smart so I 6million percent could make some cash off it as opposed to tiffany (medieval peasent name btw). Also im like a moid penis haver so I wouldn't have nything close resembling this because as we all know all zoeyniggers want to groom poor tiffany into getting a boyfriend gree gurl BPD pussy yrah. This is why I legitemetly hate people like tiffany (expect I find her weirdly endearing idk hwy= she kidna reminds me off my dumbbas sister) because it reminds me that I COUILD have become one of THEM if thINGS TURNED out different
If ii seem MATI or angry itts cuz im listening to russian w40k death meal rn so thats why also i DONT hate tiffany specifically I just HATE her ilk... kill main burn

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"let me add some vore to spice things up" - @Pruto

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Stop supporting illegal rapey theiving murderous child molesters. ITS NOT HARD.

Until a terf president is getting rid of all the fucking Mexicans I'm supporting Diddler Donald.

Fuck Hooked on Phobics for enlightening me to this