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[Path Wanderer]

it was time for your regularly scheduled programming: Saving the white race via anime edits of Confederacy music

 

[Cnidarian]

I have a pet that might have autism, and even the others of his species have noticed something is wrong with his behavior and reactions. All the same he is healthy and happy, but he wouldn't survive a second as a wild animal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Jews killed Christ Peanut" lmaooooo

If you're too fat to shit it's time to lose weight.

 

[supremeautismo]

you don't know how important it is for the British government to know what sonic porn their citizens look at.
how else will they know what artists to follow?

 

[Arrival]

can someone edit this so that when the dark bunny pops up he starts speaking ebonics and it screams nigger

 

[neger psykolog]

This website has a decent list of perfectly acceptable alternatives for concerned citizens to use.

 

[frozen_runner]

You are seriously asking why a nigger stole a bike?

Looking forward to being proven wrong by an obituary.

I deseprately want to see Japs beheading jeets with katanas.

I hate the British.

Id pet one for some odd reason

Even in the desert there are bears.

There's no escape is there?

AI is actually just 400 jeets in a room.

Also, there's animal rape in episode 9.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

The difference between breeding kink and normal heterosexuality is how autistic you are about it

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

The telephone is like the internet for boomers and an answering machine is their message board.

 

[JustSomeDong]

@mods what are we going to do about this? Do I need to make a complaint to the Better Business Bureau, im a associate reviewer on there you know, not tryna scare you kid just giving cold hard factarinos

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't know man. You ever try touching grass? You ever try using your autism for something good like engineering? You ever try being normal and not bombing nonconformist subreddits with CP? You ever try doing anything worth while with this one life we are given?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bring a cheese plate. Bask in the superiority of your lactose-tolerant genetics.

He's in his late 20s. Why does he look like a 60 year old Bosnian?

This is why I follow Jack. He isn't clinically retarded, but even pre-stroke(s) he just does things in totally illogically ways.

How can one person be this retarded and so sure of themselves at the same time?

His life is what would otherwise be considered anti-American propaganda of the gluttony and stupidity of Americans. I wouldn't believe it if there wasn't ample video evidence.

What's a "bambi lesbian". You're into women whose moms have died?

I just want to say the N word on the moon.

Imagine being objectively right but people are still on the other guy's side because you are such a sanctimonious asshole.

Becoming one of the Vegas Mole people is the end I have always anticipated for Russ. He's got a grimace like a naked mole rat that's for sure.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Here's a picrew where you can make a vitaligo tranny in a hijab:

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I swear Indians don't understand kinetic energy and thats the reason why the train is India's apex predator.

 

[Meat Target]

>gets ship destroyed by the USS Iowa
>decades later great-grandson is a hikki who does nothing but fap to the ship that almost killed you

 

[Gutless]

If God exists he obviously picked America to win, we win at fucking everything with our incompetent, retarded government and our mendacious, disloyal capitalists and our stupid, fat, drunk, drug-addled mystery meat citizenry. You are dead fucking wrong if you don't love all of it, our ugly cities, our shitty art, our crumbling infrastructure and our nightmare inducing, cultureless expanses on the Great Plains.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I want TEN DAY BANS FOR EACH ONE OF THEM WHO ASKED FOR DICK PICS @Null

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

plushies are cute dicks are not cute why would i post a fucking dick fucking faggot kill yourself im going to kill you in real life you stupid son of a bitch dont talk to me like that ever again
no its not a dick

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't know why I'm so invested in the balls of giraffes but what about a band castration, no anesthesia, they just shrivel up and fall off.

 

[dcss]

I want TEN DAY BANS FOR EACH ONE OF THEM WHO ASKED FOR DICK PICS @Null