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[MetokurGroomedMe]

Kiwi Farms user @my penis is on fire

 

[PhoBingas]

Will my love of grey pubes alone dismantle the ageist rhetoric about good sex

Find out next week on
Dragon Ball Z!

 

[Gentlebastard]

If we end up owning all of Europe can I have Albania, please? Don't know why, just popped into my head. Nobody would notice.

Unironically Ruckus would make a fantastic Kiwi. He and Josh would become fast friends.

She's right about the eugenics part, but not in the way she thinks.

you deserve to rot in the puddle of high fructose corn syrup that leaks out of your pores when you get too warm. Nigga go walk around the block.

This article is so gay and gets so many basic facts wrong... The "abandoned aircraft carrier off the coast of California" is just the USS Hornet... You know the museum with a gift shop and furry scat fetishists walking around on the deck. So scary and dramatic. They don't even mention what year this occured.

That first line is throwing me for a fucking loop. (I mean- the rest of it is too, but...)

If we start seeing pooners and troons turn back into garden-variety weebs, it'll mean dork nature is healing.

boobs can only get big by being filled with patriarchy and internalized misogyny

Josh Moon openly mocks any and all attempts at legal action.

I'm tired of people calling pyrite "fool's gold." Pyrite is cool all on its own and doesn't need to be marketed as a sad, shitty version of gold that only idiots want. I like pyrite.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Once you've done all this, you can start growing a dick in a flower pot.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Thank you for the clarification. You were jerking off to ERPs with trannies while you were also an adult. We really needed to know that.

You can be whoever you want to be on a primarily anonymous gossip forum that talks about autistic weirdos and horrifying retards and yet you still chose to be an autistic and horrifying retarded weirdo.

50 years from now, we will be telling our grandchildren on how we got molested by a pedophile on discord

 

[Mad_Dog]

Not a doctor but pretty sure cum leaking to the brain can be fatal.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

You're making 2009 sound like Vietnam when the trees start speaking Vietnamese

 

[Drip Torch]

Soon the brain scanner in your pop vynl of starlord will be able to tell when you want slop and order it for you

 

[Meat Target]

I'm sorry that people don't die enough to be convenient for you.

 

[Drip Torch]

Why are you making your fur fren consume you thats satanic

 

[Aunt Carol]

• Narcissism sperging about his parents/abuse
• Police bad
• Give me attention because I have a cat
• Guitar sperging
• Banal stuff pertaining to Columbia Missouri (sometimes with police bad thrown in)

He's got no passion, no drive, no desire beyond wanting to poop in a diaper and not pay for housing.

I have a bf but he's made of flesh

Unfortunately, it uses offset lithography rather than letterpress printing, so it's only 99% autistic.

Imagine having to explain your cyborg asshole to TSA.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I watched an anime kind of like this once, about a girl dying and then sending people messages on the internet. afterwards I tried on my sister's clothes and kind of liked it. I think it was cursed or something.

 

[Dr. Butt]

PLEASE PROVIDE GOVERNMENT ID TO CONTINUE WATCHING ADVERTISEMENTS CHOO-CHOO TRAIN VIDEOS, AUTIST.

 

[Anti Snigger]

bro not all furries are zoophiles this isnt 2010 you fucking moron

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just want to say the N word on the moon.

You weren't lying, man that is one of the lowest effort tit pics I've ever seen.

"I want you to be into me because I'm ME! Not because I'm a leather daddy and you are a cumslut boot-boy!"

He could have rented plenty of top shelf 21 year old escort pussy for the amount of money he ended up spending on Crazy Eyes "Jewish" Innsmouth Fishperson sex

 

[CallmeCicada]

your profile picture is JEFFERY FUCKING EPSTEIN and diddy

racism? what do you even expect from this site.... this place fell off

 

[Anti Snigger]

can you fuckers stop obsessing over me

 

[Anti Snigger]

fuck you loser lol keep coping and seething mad kid i fucked your mom and quoting my cant change that

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

can you fuckers stop obsessing over me

So here I was just trying to relax on my hammock and milk my prostate when I froze. A faint odor wafted through the air.

That's when I realized what I was smelling.... A bitch

Turns out it was the op

 

[Anti Snigger]

reported for harrasment, enjoy the ban!