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[Seared Strawberry]

It could even be Colonel Mustard in the Study with a Revolver.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

"Non-binary" amounts have become common in the industry as memory scaling has slowed down

My RAM identifies as ECC today.

My RAM started transitioning to ROM recently.

Man, I have been on this forum too long. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A thousand dildos lying on a carpeted floor. A long-haired cat looks on.

I am going to pretend that this photo is from right before a spring dildo cleaning or something, because otherwise this person owns a mid-range sedan's worth of dildos and just plain doesn't mind if they're covered with cat hair and lint.

Patting yourself on the back because you used to stick duct tape up your vagina before the mid to late 1990's sure is something.

Is it a-logging if I wish Pamperchu had died smoking meth?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I love the inclusion of ‘BYOB’ on the poster. A group of mentally ill defectives getting together for anything-goes amateur wrestling matches (in a slippery substance to boot)- what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This is giving the same vibes as that man that has the wonder bread bimbo fetish.

Ten bucks says this guy ends up eating a kiddie pool's worth of Jell-O and vodka chaser to make his trouble worth it.

if there's anything I've learned from the Wikipedoa thread, it's that nigger lovers can't go ten minutes without getting a hard-on from thinking about dead nigger babies.

I got a little existentially scared for a second during that Wendy's review that there are probably in the hundred thousands if not millions of people that function daily like TamTam and Jack. Slur, gurgle, shuffle, munch, slur, gurgle. Drive to Wawmar. Slur. Gurgle.

This fat idiot's propensity to be pretentious is only second to his always being wrong.

I remember reading that in Medieval Europe about 1% of the population in any given year just got executed. I used to think that seemed like a bit of a high number all considered but the more you read shit like this the more you realize they probably had the right idea.

He is from a long line of rodeo clown cocksuckers who can suck a cock dry in seconds flat.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If he lets his amhole fill completely with dirt and gore, does it mean it can be squeezed out like a pimple?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Let's unpack the situation and find out why he made this choice.





You:
-Went against his direct request
-Invaded his privacy and betrayed his trust
-threw something at him
-screamed at him
-express regret over not taking the opportunity to acquire embarrassing pictures to mock him with

Piss towel:
-reliably cleans his piss
-doesn't abuse or mock him

I think I have to give the point to piss towel here.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I do miss the comraderie of the good ol' high school wigger pussy fight club

 

[chrisc]

unironically im just not dyno but go off

i just dont like them, similar to many other furfag vrchat players. why do you jump to conclusions like so?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thank you for that, those panties are really iconic in scifi.

Can we wander back over to the topic of the thread? I’m sure Sigourney Weaver’s underwear is interesting and all, but this thread is not about Sigourney Weaver’s underwear. If you need a Sigourney Weaver’s underwear thread, I can’t even finish this sentence.

I hate how she minimizes the bread throwing.

 

[Crunkle]

fuck keeping your hands on your wallet when you have a pickle to hold hands with smh.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

I would much rather laugh at trans genocide than commit mass murder.

A post on my profile by Hulkster. I don't think you can directly quote a profile post

 

[Potato Burrito]

YALL MY COCK IS DEAD. I DONT APPRECIATE YALL ARGUING THAT FACT

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Terminally Jewish.

 

[Meat Target]

"A rose lolcow by any other name would smell as sweet bad"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

You are in a group. It's kind of queer and stuff.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i offered them an apology dildo.

"I decorated the walls with poop. One star."

They think if they were a horse they'd be the Chad alpha horse who gets all the female horses pregnant, but in reality they'd be the sad virgin horse.

 

[Turkey Beef]

I just thought about something. Houses are expensive, right? There are entire sections of cities, towns, suburbs, etc. that are either practically uninhabited by normal people or so undesirable that nobody in their right mind would move there. I wonder what makes these places undesirable? I think it's crime. I wonder who is committing the crime? What if we took the criminals and put them somewhere else, like Montana, or North Dakota. Then these areas could be redeveloped.

BALTIMORE.

I’ve written about this on this site before. Great natural harbor, beautiful architecture, public transit system, located in one of the world’s most prosperous economic zones (the corridor from Boston to Washington DC), proximity to multiple high volume international airports….

I could go on and on AND ON about the many ways in which Baltimore is blessed. However, it is a poor crime ridden shithole. Houses and townhouses in the inner neighborhoods are dirt cheap. Why? It’s not their charming brickwork, that’s for sure.

It drives me mad. No one committing crimes there has any reason to be living in Baltimore.

The charming brickwork can’t make up for the “lunchtime rowdies” or “socioeconomic factors”. Apparently, nobody wants to live in a gang infested shithole.

It's a shame White people are not allowed to organize the same way every other race is. If they could form a militia to protect themselves from criminals and the media didn't twist every story to somehow be the White Man's fault, then Whites could easily buy up these areas. Within a few decades the city would look like one of the beautiful cities of Europe, which is what America should be: an extension of European civilization.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My solution is that they should fight each other to the death in coliseums like the gladiators of yore, except this time we can have zoom-ins on jumbotrons for those of us with bad eyesight.

Idk, I think if you can keep up with all these sex clubs and reddit then you could work at least work a call center job or something.

Sperg on little retard

She's less cunty in her old age, but that's like saying Mount St. Helens chilled out noticeably after 1980.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Can we use "Latrino" to refer to Hispanic troons?