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[Army Burger]

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

, I will slaughter my fellow furs and use their blood to lubricate @Null, 's massive cock

 

[ICametoLurk]

thx to @CatParty

 

[H4nzn0]

GAME OVER KIWI FARMS, GAME FUCKING OVER

 

[H4nzn0]

Please pray with me Kiwis.

*prays with @Null*

 

[A Skeleton]

My counselor cut sessions short with me so she could suck some dick. She ain't suckin' my dick. Because I'm a LOSER. I'm UGLY.

What? That happened and y'all posted it laughing at me. JUST LIKE ALL THE FEMALES IN THE DOCTOR OFFICE LAUGHING AT ME AND THEN THEY WENT TO GO FUCK THEY OLD MAN NORWOODED DOCTOR WHILE I WALK TO MY TRUCK WITH A RAGING ERECTION

 

[BILLY MAYS]

You all make me cry because you make fun of me.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Critiquing porn some depraved Swedish pedophile drew of his own mother. Only on kiwifarms.

 

[Army Burger]

if james rolfe turns out to be a white nigger im gona kill myself

 

[H4nzn0]

Men who write nice are also more likely to have severe mental illnesses.

 

[Keystone]

You're a failure with a distended anus and you become less relevant by the day.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

If only Joker could violently torture whomever did this for real..... Y' know, for the actual lulz I'm sure we could use right now.

 

[Hiragana]

This website is a troll, white supremacist cracka ass cracka.

 

[derpi]

“Bigot fiefdom”

 

[Antipathy]

Some people just wanna fuck monsters.

 

[Antipathy]

its sadder becauese i never had the chance to pretend im a pretty girl or boy with a genderswap unbirthing fetish and skype roleplay tunneling through his fleshy rolls to crawl up his unguarded butthole only to post the chatlogs here and make him cry while stress eating so he chokes on his pizza and dies

 

[Hiragana]

must've gotten really mad about a bunch of kiwifarms autists making fancy graphs and causing their servers to catch fire with the holy word of DSP that they IP banned me.

 

[WeeGee]

Not gonna lie, you people look like something I shat back in 2007. Nice use of a dead meme no-one gives a shit about by the way, I really like how hugbox you made this place, what with your clearly furry porn in the background, and your odd obsession with Christine Weston Chandler. Do me a favor, pull the dicks out of your mouths for five seconds and instead of giving each other hand jobs. Try actually trolling people when they come to you, instead of proving that persons point of you all being...Literally fucking cryfags, I'm sure /R/ and /B/ love masturbating to your tears.

 

[TaterBot]

Two dead trannies in a shipping container isn’t as fun as a tranny desert cult.

 

[H4nzn0]

I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.