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[Man vs persistent rat]

Also who the fuck uses plastic cutlery in their own home?

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"Reporting alllll your videos"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

That must be Couch Cuck's distant cousin, Church Cuck. Nobody outside the Cuck family could fail that hard.

 

[Army Burger]

If I had to play League of Legends for a living all day I'd kill myself too.

"Be more like your mother, and by that I mean your mother wasn't a faggot!"

Jesus Christ what an ugly dick. No wonder he cut it off.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"idk lol apparently I’m 'a woman' because I have a uterus" -Amanda Wagar

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

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Feeling some big autist energy in the form of feeling too different and second guessing myself socially

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

He doesn't need mental health care. He needs a fucking toilet.

Go molest a child,,

 

[Unog]

I don't know what it is, but something about how they write is deeply unnerving, like a mixture between Buffalo Bill and a highschool girl writing erotic fanfiction. It's the same feeling I would get hearing a person excitedly recount an autopsy of their grandmother.

Men in dresses larping as a secret police on a dead gay web 1.0 forum run by a pill head who beats his wife haha

 

[Army Burger]

Females are just absolute shit at being women. Lucky there are all these men lopping off their cocks so they can show those loopy broads how its done.

He has skin folds like a Shar-Pei

 

[TV's Adam West]

you're threadbanned for being an autist.

Life achievement of the century unlocked

i am still surprised no one tried to remove my lolcow page lol.

 

[Army Burger]

MY EYES ARE DEVELOPING HEMORRHOIDS

Imagine being fucked in the ass for so long and hard that you couldn't get a vagina. This is pure gold.

Just realized that this is prob the only place where people are actually able to discuss the physical and emotional pain this person was feeling near the end of their life. And this is a cyber bullying website.

>tfw chopped off your tits then got so fat you grew back moobs

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Furry, who is an alleged ex-Kiwi complains about the fact that people don't want to whiteknight for Chris and instead would rather laugh at him:

Spoiler: Chris is beyond help

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And that was pretty much the end of my anti-SJW phase. Just me being like "yeah, maybe SSI is there for people like Chris, and that he needs more help," and everybody else being like "lol he crapped his pants."

 

[Army Burger]

Cow's udders are more like tits with cocks on them, thats why

 

[Spooky Bones]

And she said, I didn't know I had fans too.

[Possibly thirsty grin] You do!

From the recent Interview with Megan Schroeder.

 

[Army Burger]

bob mckim is 100% anty-canadain

I wonder if Ken still has the dead mice in his asshole?

Robert was so pleased with his sexual reassignment that when he paid his surgeon, he let him keep the tip.

Life sucks sometimes, but at least my embroidery isn't straight.

are you insinuating chris doesn't use torlet paper to wipe his ass

I've seen people go full-on nigger- and jew-baiting and then claim that those who complain about it are the actual racists because they are "triggered ".

He looks like a cross between Madea and a turtle

Damn y’all didn’t tell me Stalin was fuckin based as hell

The last few assholes looked very weird and out of place but not too horrendous. This one however is like a slap in the face. It's just THERE with it's grossly prolapsed pucker. Why is the anus the ONLY detailed part of the picture?

 

[TV's Adam West]

BICYCLE KICK THE AUTISTIC

 

[Army Burger]

Also, he still looks like a fetus in a baseball cap.

whatever happened to jerking off to your shameful fetish porn, feeling guilty, then getting over it by eating junk food and moving on? this thread is what happens when your pursue your fetishes outside of wank time, it's not much different from how david carradine died

i fapped to that facial abuse video. it was a good fap.

I can't believe a thread about some autistic furry and his groomed autistic fat girlfriend has been derailed into how to properly draw assholes.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

jcrowley1985, an autistic white-knight pest who some of you may know compares Kiwi Farms to North Korea:

Spoiler: Pathetic

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They banned me for speaking up on how they mistreat autistics. I created 100 alt accounts to ban evade them and got Null on edge waiting for the day I will try to come back. Seriously ask anyone over there about my username.

ok thanks for admitting that Null oppressively censors conflicting opinions on a level that rivals north Korea. The only reason I made alt accounts is because I was unfairly banned initially due to my controversial opinion on vaccines. An unpopular opinion but still protected under free speech. The same free speech that tyrants like null want to destroy.

 

[Army Burger]

I wonder how well Dom Perignon goes with Arby's?

 

[Raging Capybara]

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ended as a futch leatherdyke who writes about vore and VR porn for a living

 

[No Exit]

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So aside from realizing he was gay, nothing has changed.