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[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I just hope methed up samurai will be okay

 

[Unog]

I uploaded it to ratemypoo back when it was still about serious comparing and rating stranger's poops.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

It was at least an inch and a half turtling out and hanging down into the bowl, the rest just dildo-ing back up into my butthole.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Being a kiwifarmer should be an instant death sentence

Do it like a white man.

When a nigger uses a computer it isn't glorious.

Look here, LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN!

 

[Army Burger]

I'm the eight foot tall weresquirrel trying to talk people out of being fascists and wondering why it's not working.

I'm sorry, but the Vagina on that woman looks like a saggy pair of nuts shes trying to tuck in and hide.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Whoa there buddy.
I do have all of those things, but as i stated before, I never found a reason to dislike him.

Why should I dox him and release all of his information on A HATE FORUM?

has this mf killed his wife yet or what

 

[Army Burger]

And now back to our regularly scheduled inflation.

I guess getting dragged around his apartment by his genitalia struck too close to home...

 

[TV's Adam West]

Get bent

I hope you get doxxed.

your life must be pretty sad and unfulfilling if your lone accomplishment is getting a delusional middle-aged transvestite to engage with you.

 

[Army Burger]

What the hell why his peenor bigger than mine :¬{

Damn I've seen pics of Barb in her younger days, while she wasn't exactly maryln Monroe she was more doable then today.

How long until she rides a fuck-machine, does the fake cumming schtick, and pisses out a gallon of Mountain Dew Code Red?

Ah yes the best time to come out to everyone as trans is when you are a drug addicted unemployed welfare parasite.

 

[Floop]

Chris is on the train to rapetown and that train has no brakes.

So anyhow, gimme the low down on that CP, Null. I just got back from poisoning the transgender bathroom water supply and haven't met my Evil quota for the month. Also Illuminati meeting is still on for Tuesday, right?

Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to take a bath in a mixture of holy water and industrial-grade bleach.

Teaching women to read was a mistake

EDIT: ah shit, my question was answered before I even posted this. Everyone make like my dad and ignore me.

 

[Army Burger]

I never thought to myself "What would the Starbucks logo look like if it trooned out?" Yet now I know thanks to Jake's twitter icon.

View attachment 1069140

"It looks like I'll go back to lurking on KF. This sucks balls and my Christmas is ruined."

Not gonna lie I haven't seen a lot of boobs but I'm still able to tell it's unnatural. They're so saggy and yet so hard, they lack any sort of suppleness and flexibility, it's so sad.

"Press LT to say Nigger"

She's photoshopping out her veins now.

Which was the most interesting part of her boobs.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

You'd be surprised at how many creepy concealed rape dungeons there apparently are in america.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Don't mix sausages and peaches

Everyone make like my dad and ignore me.

 

[Brain Power]

She's photoshopping out her veins now.

Which was the most interesting part of her boobs.

 

[Army Burger]

She has what we in the business call a FUPA.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Don't go thinking just because you leave the good ol' US you are safe from sex dungeons.

 

[TV's Adam West]

dime a dozen glue-eater

this is gay as shit

 

[MediocreMilt]

So you can go ahead and keep lying to yourself, I see straight through your bullshit

 

[Army Burger]

He's like a deranged energizer bunny.

Explaining Goatse to normies is one of my simple pleasures in life.

 

[TV's Adam West]

pozloading my neghole

be really fucking useful or some obese rail magnate will smelt your ass