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[Army Burger]

Shes going to get the Randy Marsh treatment.
"HEY! Isnt that the "NIGGER" girl?!‽‽"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Your identity as a father and husband is difficult, harsh, unforgiving, and painful; but if you embrace liberalism you can choose your own identity based on what you consume. Your options are troon, porn addict, drug addict, gamer, cuck-dad, wignat, or federal asset.

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my voice dropped at 10. I've been suicidal ever since. No kid should go thru that.

 

[Army Burger]

Apperently the only thing more re.tarded than Chris.. is the USPS delivery system.

I can't wait to turn Baby Yoda into a white power symbol.

She's not doing this for money or fame. She's trying to spread the gospel of her Lord and Savior the Wogglebug.

If I went two months without popping off, even the slightest dribble would feel like the best thing ever.

Yes, Kai. I am deeply upset I am not a 250lb gorilla baby living in my mom and dad's house with nothing but SSI to sustain me. I wish I achieved such greatness.

Are the voices in his head actually telling him to eat ass to get women? lmao

It is a complete travesty that this phobe rejects my trans-trans-manly rod of eternal love right up her delicate little keister.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

DRAG THE BANKERS INTO THE FUCKING STREETS AND EXECUTE THEM

 

[Army Burger]

Fast food is for niggers

Dude could get a check for a million right now and he would be still be whining about how he cant find the time to fix his gay forum and that he needs more cash because he has fibromyalgia in his butthole.

You know without a doubt that this true and honest laydee shits in a box.

"Y'all mind if I delete an entire Latin prefix from history."

"You wanna get tranny raped? Because this is how you get tranny raped."

"Yep, it knows what it's doing. If you think you should have a vagina, your body will adapt and just heal it like a vagina! Isn't it magical?
Chunks falling off? That's a feature! What lady wouldn't want chunks of their vagina falling off?! Every girl is looking for ways to shed extra pounds, amirite? And that crevasse that's forming from your taint to your fuckhole? BUILT IN AIR CON. It gets hot down there! Your neoclit is pus filled and throbbing - GORL you are just horny and that's the built in cum feature! You do you!"

Kiwis should be very worried about this virus, as it is most dangerous in the immunocomprimised, and nearly everyone one here has AIDS

That Kris Bryant grand slam sure was awesome last night, by the way, did I tell you about that woman I sexually assaulted at the bar last weekend?

Who the fuck is reputable iguana farmer?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

no unsimping allowed. go back to worshipping the genetic failure tits or else.

He's capable of better. StoneToss may be a Nazi, but he doesn't need to sink to the level of being an alt-right Mallard Fillmore.

Indeed. Here is a picture of Hit;er's ball. There's even a song about it.

 

[Army Burger]

"Hey hey hey! I'm precisely HERE! Can't catch me now; I'll throw a bone in the air and it will turn into a space station!"

Honestly how can one claim to be a proponent of diversity if the answer to every question, redesign or edit is: another gay nigger.

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"It's not fully healed yet, but the vast majority of vaginoplasty results look like any other vag"

We learn Sebastian is in pain because Amy makes him poop in sand and it is embedded in his anus now.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Validation of your daugter being morbiously curious of your moobs? Pedo undertones? Yep, is troon's parenting time.

 

[Thornforg]

I will not apologize for doxxing a dead infant.

 

[Army Burger]

Cardi B is a great example of Dominicans making Puerto Ricans look like fucking Einstein

 

[MediocreMilt]

Racist I am

Consume ketamine
I must

 

[Eryngium]

Shoulda just opted for the bowel vagina and connect the ass to the penis pussy and build a new ass

 

[Mushroom Soup]

 

[Non-Expert!]

That my ex actually thinks I'd actually be hurt by him going to my family and saying I fuck niggers. Dude we get it your dick is barely 5 inches and you're insane for trying to confront my mom on this fact because she fucked atleast 3 times more than I have. I think nigger fucking is like a long held tradition kept by the women of my family. Like a rite of passage, fucking your first nigger. Like seriously bro just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't fuck niggers, how dare you piss on my cultural heritage. Then again I really hope he does chimp out so much autism to be had.

Um ... excuse me?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/advice.65694/post-5935478

....eh? Did you assume my gender? I'll have you know I am so woke I have gender. Okay I can't say that with a straight face.

 

[Lurkism]

I lol'd.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The video of him nonchalantly pissing on the floor while having a conversation with his imaginary husband just kills me.

I can shoot whatever I fucking want on my property

I’m mentally disabled, late, and gay

If he rammed his cock into her ass when she said no and continued to anally penetrate her then that is still rape, whether angry incels like it or not.

You don't have to care but you also don't have to be a faggot it about it either.

Eat your garbage cans like a man, faggot. I did.

It's not what you do with the garbage-cans you're given; it's how you handle the garbage juice at the bottom.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I don't think these suits work very well, I've been wearing mine all day and I still have autism

 

[Army Burger]

Mmm freak shakes made with real tard cum..

What 4-year-old doesn't want to be an attack helicopter?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

still want to feed that kid some good meat. i will be that feeder!

Yeah, getting tits from REAL fast food is whats actually manly. Thanks, Far-Right!