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[Army Burger]

It varies from place to place. In the South, it's "Well, bless her heart!" In an office setting, "All right, I'll take that under advisement." In certain parts of NYC, "Somebody take this faggot out back and beat him with a fuckin' hose."

Well did anyone archive the video? This is getting boring. All gordhead dose is bitch about plights and make shitty videos and fuck hookers. We need some excitement like him going to jail or getting the shit kicked out of him by the cops for terrifying some tart. Something to make this shit not seem like a warn out record

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

her intuitive eating is to gorge her fat fucking face on ramen and egg rawls while she sit-squats on her filthy cunt stained mattress while her barnacle strewn layrgs leak and twitch.

She lost 60 lbs, yet, she still looks like a fat, neutered housecat with Cushing's Syndrome?

How is it possible to suck this bad. I didn't do any editing to this, this is how catastrophically fucked this entire stream was, audio included. I fucking love the part where they accidentally cut to some ass-random dude who has no idea why the camera's suddenly flicked on.
Quality stream, Biden. Clearly you only hire the best.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

my phone smells bad now

fuck you kf

She really needs to bleach her ass. And I really need to bleach my eyes.

You had me at "butthole pictures"

 

[Y2K Baby]

That sounds a bit problematic…having a Muslim woman as a slave?

From le epic [STRIKETHROUGHTEXT]A&H[/STRIKETROUGHTEXT] @CatParty

 

[Army Burger]

I don't get it. I can barely see her saggy vagine. What is the point of such low quality service. Who gets off with this shit.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Just imagine if the test for covid19 was a rectal swab. Zack would be there every day demanding a test.

He has to insert his disgusting fetishes into literally everything. He can't just insert them in his ass.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm gonna buy a gun so I can shoot myself.

Edit: Or just pay bills. Whatever.

 

[Army Burger]

Harpoon=dick lol

A pickle or banana can be used as a dildo but thats unnatural use of it.

 

[FuckedUp]

what the fuck am i supposed to do in quarantine if i can't get drunk and shoot my family members????

 

[Army Burger]

OP forgot to mention her NSFW account, where she drew Roger Rabbit getting pegged by Jessica rabbit. Just think we should all be aware of this.

 

[Big Nasty]

This one is a couple of years old but whatever:

I thought it was a show about people who were pursuing bariatric surgery, until they showed a piglet defecating on the kitchen table.

 

[Army Burger]

Do you also shit in dumpster diapers and smoke meth?

That's a very red American penis.

 

[Neko GF]

some people end up getting diabetes because of an unfortunate twist of fat

 

[Army Burger]

Won't someone please think of the drunk deadbeat dads and the furry pornography artists out there that may go hungry thanks to the recession

 

[wabbits]

I come from one of the most intelligent families in the world.

- Virgo Rouge


Discussion in thread here

 

[Army Burger]

Do you guys ever look at your own balls being darker than your skin and think "Man, I gotta bleach that shit, nasty!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

maammmaaa miaa me pizza is a all coooofed over, they'are cooming the coof all over it!

 

[Army Burger]

If I were to marry my dog Id keep it a secret too

 

[FuckedUp]

you redeemed yourself by posting a thread about it. honor restored.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

she's trans mortal, you life normative bigot