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[Army Burger]

Mental illness munchies are the worst. They are too chicken shit to rip a fucking nerve out of their leg or put shit in their IV. Get some fucking balls and give yourself MRSA, Jesus.

now it seems a sneeze fetish fan of Nan's from the old days is chiming in with some uncharitable things to say.

Oh SHUT UP!!!

Welcome to the farms my black butt!

"The Hamburgalar robble-robbled my safe space!"

 

[Antipathy]

Herr Rudolph's red nose was specifically made to find (((them))) wherever they hide.

Coconut Gun declares Gavin Newsom to be a faggot.

Wtf is she talking about. Autistic death stares are the most essential ingredient to a proper lap dance.

 

[Army Burger]

The battle of the clout addict vs the horse semen addicted

Nothing says "female" like canned-ham mitts and a hairline that's receded to your asshole.

"If Cloud Strife was real, he would shove his buster sword up Trump's ass "

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So instead of being transgender he was trans-Trump's Chosen?

I'm reducing your maple syrup ration comrade. You should know that 'suck off' is gendered language. You should use 'perform oral sex' instead.

 

[Army Burger]

FUCK YOU KIWIFARMS I'M IN MY ANIME OUTFIT FROM ALIE EXPRESS

 

[James Smith]

"PayPal is an online currency system"
- Phil Burnell

 

[Army Burger]

So instead of being transgender he was trans-Trump's Chosen?

A simple tap will make your hair purple and make you slice your schlong off!

At least he died doing what he loved, watching another man urinate in the street.

"Masturbate to my ugly ass or you're worse than Hitler."

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"The female scrotum chafes very easily, it seems."

 

[Assman]

But I am not going to stop drawing cartoon characters going to the bathroom just because you want me too

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Not only am I NOT going to delete my Deviant Art account or my Fur Affinity account, but I AM GOING TO keep drawing pictures of male cartoon characters standing to pee, that's what I do!

From here.

It's too long though.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Well, just cause YOU don't. And yeah, it was shown in cartoons. In one scene of Arthur's Perfect Christmas, DW caught Arthur peeing, but they never showed his...penis."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-message-from-willm3luvtrains-the-so-called-sperg.68295/#post-6284973

Not only am I NOT going to delete my Deviant Art account or my Fur Affinity account, but I AM GOING TO keep drawing pictures of male cartoon characters standing to pee, that's what I do!

And I'm sorry I assumed the worst out of you guys, I really am even though you don't deserve to be apologised to, but I was wrong to assume you'd do things to me like beat, kill, and especially rape me

I am not going to stop drawing cartoon characters going to the bathroom just because you want me too. And if you wanna keep making fun of me for it, go ahead

Wanna know why I don't like seeing males sit on the toilet, it makes them look more girly, less masculine.

I admit I find it interesting when male Cartoon characters stand to pee, they just look cool like that to me and it's rare to see. I used to think cartoon characters never did that, even thought they didn't have private parts although they had butts and I thought all cartoon characters did was go number 2 when using the bathroom

But after watching a few cartoons and learning they're just like us and not much different than us, can even do more than we can, and actually seeing some cartoon characters stand to pee, now I know cartoon characters do that and virtually everything else real people do!

I also don't write stories or draw pictures of anyone getting circumcised although I'm a firm believer in and supporter of circumcision! And for your information, I don't just draw little boys but I would draw men too, which admittedly feels better. And I AM NOT a pedo.

 

[Army Burger]

I kinda want to see what happens if his mom finds the piss art again tbh.

And I’m glad he shared his thoughts on getting circumcised. That’s always important.

English isn’t my first language and the way Chris writes it doesn’t seem like it’s his first language either.

Now imagine Kevin's neovag popping, launching a silicone dragon egg right into the face of another tranny like a slingshot.

Only internet janitors microwave their hotpockets. Buxom young ladies cook theirs in a toaster over.

Because all contras videos have ever motivated me to do was contemplate doing an irl google hangout with a belt

Trump's Chosen People are the real Nazis doncha know.

 

[TV's Adam West]

his viewership dropped harder than a twitch thot who puts on weight

 

[419]

Hard to believe all this kicked off because some sped drew Timmy Turner taking a piss.

 

[Kataomoi00]

You are insane and everything that's wrong with the world and I hope you go to prison.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Someone tried to tell me homosexuality was native to Africa then cited a J*w*sh source LMFAO"
"If you haven't been called anti-Semitic this year, you aren't doing enough."
"Y'all enable homosexuals but don't want to admit that they groom children. Just know 3% do 30% and y'all saw it in Tiger King too."
"Yeah some mixed girl with mildly wavy hair was ranting to me about how she had “nigger hair”. So I spread a rumor that she had AIDS and it turned out she actually had it so she had to switch schools."
-Morgan Chambers

 

[Antipathy]

My group vandalized the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia where we replaced all of the photos on the front page with Rule34 art

...It's like Christmas came early, but Santa got drunk and decided to make a peppermint shit down my chimney

I've played enough X-COM: Terror From The Deep and Bioshock to spearhead our invasion of Atlantis, should the need ever arise.

 

[Army Burger]

SUSIE'S A ROBOT HOW THE FUCK CAN SHE EVEN CHANGE GENDER

True but when you've seen the dirty asshole of a man in his 60s spreading it in cheap lingerie and crowing about 'how his hole is only for big black dick' going by a cute girl name you tend not to want the visual association of that with your tiny, sweet newborn. Maybe it's just me.

 

[Antipathy]

As it is we haven't even cracked 250,000 deaths in the United States, much to my personal disappointment.

 

[Army Burger]

What the fuck is up with her vag? Did she get plastic surgery on it too??

Dude dial it back. We've lost many different user's to enter's own autism. Don't become another name in that list

Personally I'm baffled by the cockeyed nipples

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Getting kicked out of class on MLK Day for saying integration was a mistake had to be one of the greatest events of my life." -Morgan Chambers