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[гape]

THE PISSING VIDEO IS UP. SOMEBODY DOWNLOAD IT.

 

[verygayFrogs]

suck any good dog dicks lately Gabe

So when MAPs come out of the closet it's literal I guess.

There must be easier ways to make a booty call.

Expected this to be about someone falling in due to being too short. Got Tiktok stupidity instead.

Niggers are too stupid to learn basic math, so let's just label it racist and call it a day!

I’ll never tire of Orange Emperor’s ability to provoke pants-shitting fury in autists just by existing.

The word 'Trump' incites more rage and punishment at this point than the Nigger word.

 

[Jack Awful]

When did he say he liked getting his asshole fingered?

 

[Samoyed]

I NEVER fapped to that picture. I thought it was crazy what this dude animated. I was like "omg, so fucked up!". I will fav something if it gives me any emotion at all. I loooved fucked up stuff though.

 

[TFT-A9]

seriously Gabe is hysterical and horrifying at the same time. Hystorifying?

"the tiny grain of conscience I have left in my brain recoils in horror at this but my peepee hard so I fave"

 

[Jaimas]

I know you are assmad that I work in healthcare and dunk on you and your covidiot cohorts on here when you make retarded claims, and that you work as a Burger King employee so you say I am a janitor, but trust me on this.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Those demons screen cap everything we type and I'm done with it all.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Oh god I hope that's dirt under his ring fingernail and not shit.

20 years old, huh? Man, I can already tell that they're an autist from that alone.

Because they have giant cocks.


....I'm deadass serious, look it up.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Bria got force femmed by a stag beetle.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Dry jumping filthy old pillow cases on a nightly basis will do that to a girl.

 

[PhoBingas]

Are church of Christ churches usually Best Buy back alley churches ?

 

[Toma]

If black people are so mad, WHY DON’T THEY JUST BUILD A TIME MACHINE?

 

[BlancoMailo]

"why isn't everyone as angry and as miserable as i am"
-Shoe0nhead, 2020

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Here's your fucking hero, kiwifarms! Just like I would expect from the Proud Boys!" -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[White Baby]

I’m literally the most moral individual on this website.

 

[Spedestrian]

Either this one...

unspoilered big chungus cock vore in chat lol

...or this one:

the cockvore you posted unspoilered, obviously. I've told you not to before.

I'd also accept a slightly modified version:

I've told you not to post unspoilered cockvore before.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Just let the man watch his burger cartoons who gives a shit

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lest we become immune to it, we should also note that she's oversharing her family's bodily functions again. Who tells the entire world about their mother's diarrhea?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Whatever you say, catfucker.

Newsflash you fat fucks: PARENTHOOD ISN'T ABOUT YOU

The only thing worse than an idiot is a wordy idiot who thinks they’re smart.

Jesus christ all of you need to fuck already

I'm here for short snippets of lolcows, not War And Peace Furfag Edition.

Of course you'd respect the degrnerate who wore his murrsuit at a pride parade and got jerked off in it in an alley.

We can only drink so much tard cum before we become spunktose intolerant.

A plate of eggs, bacon and BIG, BLACK DICK.

Just fuck it

Fuck off newfaggot, fuck off all of you newfaggots. You sicken me.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

I am white you are a nigger bitch.

Holy Fuck! We have officially reached a point in society where numbers are LITERALLY bad.

Mathematics has a fuckton of problems, racism is not one of them.

I used to think white genocide was a joke. Not any more

 

[SIGSEGV]

cat ~/Documents/copypasta/'literal nigger'

That's way too long for the random text at the top of the page, bro.